Negotiator of Paradigm

Paradigm city, A city of amnesia. 40 years ago everyone lost their memories. But life goes on. My name is Roger Smith I serve an important city in the City, I am a Negotiator ((Read the about/Rules page before interacting))

[thenegotiatorbig0]

death of the endless wants to negotiate

iamdeathoftheendless started following you

Roger looked at the new woman.  “Well.  Its less formal than I like.  However I can’t say I complain.  A beautiful woman dressed in black?  What is there not to like?  Tell me miss, what is your name?”

[bebopbounty]

Send “Examine!” and an item or person and I’ll write an RPG description of it/them.

(For example, a stormtrooper mask:

 “A white mask with a black visor on the front. Putting it on, you realise that the visor isn’t even transparent. How are you expected to do anything competently like this?”)

[sliceofmemepai]

Reblog if the mun is male.

If the mun is a FEMALE, click here

If NEITHER, click here

[fyeahrpmemes-blog]

Send "Poke poke poke" for my muse's reaction to yours pestering them

[thenegotiatorbig0]

broken universes needs to negotiate

brokenxuniverses started following you

Roger looked at the new arrival.  “Well.”  He said.  “Hello there.  Are you here for business?  Need some sort of negotiation?  What do you need done from me?”

[thenegotiatorbig0]

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[durandalbebop]

The Big O

[bropocalypse]

flagging spam blogs like

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The Big O

[herosenki]

((Hah!  It took me an hour, but I fucking found this blog.

On a related note, if you ever see a mecha RP blog and wonder why it doesn’t interact with this other mecha RP blog.  There is probably a 1 in 4 chance both blogs are mine.))

[the-write-ideas]

I seriously love tension in my roleplay threads so much. Doesn’t matter what kind. Dramatic tension, horror tension, sexual tension, awkward tension… It’s honestly even better than the actual moment of action before or following. Like if I get goosebumps while I’m reading your reply, writing mine, thinking about how you’re about to reply, etc. then that is some good shit right there. 👌👌👌

[creationofalchemy]

((I know someone will find this funny. But I’m not saying why.))

[rpfunstuff]

Send me a ☆ and I'll use a random generator to see what gift your muse has given mine!

A doll that may or may not be possessed by an evil entity

An unwanted haircut

Congratulatory cake with their name spelled incorrectly

Crystal skull

DVD copy of the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie

Exactly seventeen tiny snails

Extra large kale smoothie

Gift card for free ice cream at the local ice cream parlor

Hand carved wooden genitalia

Homemade salt and vinegar flavored lollipops

Jar of live angry bees

Lock of an unknown person’s hair

One screaming possum

One very uninterested, extremely fat cat

Photos of my muse falling down a flight of stairs

Small baggie of what appears to be leg hair

Small vial of blood

The nicest pair of socks my muse has ever seen

Three candles that when lit together smells exactly like hot chocolate but smells like a rotting dead body separately

Two pet chickens in little chicken costumes

[rp-ask-box-memes-blog-blog-blog]

Ask me "What color is your heart?" and I'll tell you how my muse feels about yours. Or, send me a color to tell me how your muse feels about mine!

Yellow - Surprise/Fear Orange - Crush/Infatuation Pink- Sweet Love Red - Romantic Love Purple - Sexual Desire Blue - Respect Green - Friendship Multicolor - Amusement Black - Hatred White - Neutral

[those-crazy-meme-nights]

Send "WA-PISH!" For My Muse's Reaction to Your's Slapping them good and hard in the Rear. (WARNING: This Blog is Not responsible for Loss of Life or Limb Your Muse might Endure...Swat at your own RISK!)

[musesgonnamuse]

send “▶▶️” to get a glimpse at a scene from my muse’s future. send “◀️◀️” to get a glimpse at a memory from my muse’s past.