What.

Don't mind me.

[firbolgonmain]

I can fuck 3 middle aged women, one of whom is my teacher, but all I want is my boy Ryuji’s ass.

[nightmaresarefriends]

[flawlessvevo]

They literally never came back I hate them

[onodera-kosaki]

D.va & Hanzo | 香雪 [pixiv] ※Permission was granted by the artist to upload their work.

[exploregif-blog]

[gifsboom]

Corgi Fails At Hopping Over Fence

[hishiron]

@datingsims

[bodegaowner-deactivated20190930]

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me

[thinking2-deactivated20171229]

[cutekittensarefun]

He thinks he’s being sneaky

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

whose being sneaky

[doritos-draws]

[pkpaulshow]

[mushki-art]

WHAT

[viktormayrin]

@lordfeederdinkle

[lordfeederdinkle]

Thas’ some bull shit right there

[twitterlols]

[tryclops]

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

[intothespiderbottom]

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

[rabidchild]

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

[knot-the-father]

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

[meulininthetrenches]

This is an actual thing made by Wendy’s.

This is a legit training video.

This is real.

[absolutecommunity]

[glamourweaver]

Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy”  but 100% wanted her to play it sassier.

[rexuality]

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

[moonfalora]

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

[topoverwatch-blog]

Spicy

[gaming-misadventures]

by:  shimadass

[topoverwatch-blog]

I like his hat :^)

[mapsontheweb]

Heat map of US regions where “fuck” is a popular curse word.

More word maps >>

[dorites-deactivated20241117]

The great American fuck-shell and anti-fuck core. A true national treasure.

[shit-goblins-r-us]

I love that the entirety of California is red.

[lighttomediumtreason]

let utah say fuck

[wanderingcalifornia]

pride

[robot-thighs]

when I say fuck in eastern idaho