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Red wine, lego sets, and new boxes of Q-tips are things I like. I take whistling very seriously.

[library-mermaid-blog]

I am laughing so hard oh my god clickhole

[electric-firefly]

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[ajin-hanged-man-deactivated2016]

MY IMAGINATION IS LIMITLESS

[woman-sex-01]

[pretty-castiel]

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

[back-that-sass-up]

THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:

“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“

[writershigh]

When she apologizes for being hard to love, do not say “it’s okay”. Tell her that loving her is like breathing and without her you are drowning, but you wouldn’t want it any other way.

What I Wish You Had Said, #1 - Peyton Scott (via silk-dreams)

[lightincubus]

[ciaosalvadore]

Please, stop eating fish. The world’s stocks of seafood will have collapsed by 2048 at present rates of destruction by fishing. This means the ocean will be empty by 2048 if people don’t stop eating fish. The fishing industry is the biggest killer of animals in the world, more than 1 trillion fish die each year. Please ask yourself if your fish consumption is worth the total extinction of all marine life. Please stop eating fish and alert everyone you know what will happen if we don’t. 

[loren-vance]

holy shit this is actually true

[groovygorl]

i dont even buy fish that much and golly i love fish but its not worth this

[adviceforvegans]

I love seeing posts like this circulating, getting big. I’m GLAD people are finally scared.

[trapcard]

this doesn’t make any sense. the issue is not with people consuming fish it’s with corporations over fishing to reduce costs and at the same time ignoring the detrimental impact their equipment and practices are having on the environment.

[eternal-dannation]

god bless our sense of individualism. take shorter showers! there’s a drought in california! carpool! co2 emissions are destroying the ozone layer! don’t eat fish! they’re being overfished! quietly ignore the corporations that are responsible and the fact that even if literally every person did these things the effect would still be almost negligible!

[ninjasexfarty-blog1]

Back when I was in charge of hiring for GameStop, a guy came in, handed me his application, and ‘accidentally’ let a sonic screwdriver fall out of his sleeve. “Now that you know I’m a time lord, I guess you’ll haaaaave to interview me,” he laughed alone, and that’s why I refuse to watch Doctor Who.

[foreverdisneynerd]

I know everyone talks about Hans and everyone thinks he’s the worst animated villain ever, but guys

have you forgotten the Other Mother from Coraline?

She took sad kids from their homes and made them think they were living in paradise and made them so happy they would want to stay with her

but then as soon as they decided to stay, she forced them to SEW BUTTONS INTO THEIR EYES and then ATE THEIR SOULS!

And when Coraline refused? She turned into this monstrous monstrosity 

and then forced her to participate in three sick and twisted games and when Coraline nearly won, she turned into this even worse form

and then proceeded to chase Coraline in a sequence so terrifying it even scared adults

So when everyone goes on about Hans and Mother Grothel, remember this lady and how she was so terrifying she scared an audience of adults

[eternal-dannation]

literally who thinks hans is the worst animated villain ever have you ever seen literally any other animated film before

mother grothel is a much stronger argument as the type of emotional abuse and manipulation she presents is very real and struck a chord with a lot of people who had experienced similar behavior from parents or other authority figures in their life and she’s really not a “weaker” villain because she’s not horror-movie scary like other mother

but i’m sorry i’m still not over this hans thing literally who thinks that are you kidding me

[brown-nena]

People constantly talk about latinas and black women having bad attitudes but I swear I’ve never met someone with a more stank ass tude than white women in their 40’s.

[champisill]

If you’ve ever been a cashier or anything in retail you know

[kevanhom-deactivated20250204]

Testing out my new brush pen with brown ink.  A donphan with some pidgey…

[neilcicierega]

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[bwarch-deactivated20181211]

Dude went to a Magic: The Gathering tournament and saw a whole lot of ass hanging out and decided to have fun with it.

This dude is also banned from said tournament because this photoset got so popular and it was considered insulting to the players…….

A true martyr.

[6-anung-un-rama-6]

The look in his eyes is majestic.

[bioshockinfinites-deactivated20]

#Tragic The Gathering

[emolumentsclause-deactivated201]

God bless the internet.

[thenewtitle-blog]

I will never not reblog this.

[kaotosaurion-deactivated2016012]

if this gets fifty notes in the next half hour of being in line i will ask hillary Clinton if she has a favorite anime for real

[kaotosaurion-deactivated2016012]

i aSKED AND SHE SAID SHE WASNT VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE ABOUT ANY OF THEM BUT SHE KNEW ABOUT IT AND SHE ASKED ME FOR A REC AND I PANICKED AND TOLD HILLARY CLINTON TO WATCH JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE

SHE SAID SHE WOULD. IM AFRAID

[sasori-eng-deactivated20200408]

IM GOING O FCUVKHIB CRY MY SISTER JUST TOLD HILLARY CLINTON TO WATCH JOJOS BIZARRE ADVENTURE I CANT FUCKGIN BELIEVE THIS

[newtgeiszler]

the only thing you can do now is repent 

[rufflebutts-deactivated20130621]

shoutout to all the other ex-gifted & talented/honor student/straight a/senior editor/star student/99th percentile/once-creative burn-outs who have, since high school, realized they are truly miniscule fish in a giant, endless ocean, criticized themselves to the point of creative paralysis, and participated in so much self-sabotage they no longer see the point of doing anything at all because they’re just going to ruin it for themselves anyway

:)

this one’s for you

[sheneverpromisedmearosegarden]

This really hit me hard.

[passionofsadness]

all i want is a partner who is way out of my league but thinks that i’m way out of their league and we’ll live together in perfect confused harmony with a dog

[thenewtitle-blog]

Replace "dog" with "cat" and you've got my marriage.