The Unholy Land

Hello there, I'm Kristian 'Nythrak' Kallestad. 17, Norse and a metalhead. Slayer of women and fucker of giants.

[thenorsegodnyth]

Can you stop having standards and go out with me already.

[jarimaenpaaandthenose-deactivat]

Nose of winter and stars./

*Nose intensifies*  

[kat-dennings-blog]

[ripbearwave-blog]

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

[bygrabthars-hammer-deactivated2]

in which we are all Tom

[foxensterren-deactivated2018020]

Found this gif in my drafts from a while ago so I thought I may as well post it :)

[thenorsegodnyth]

Holy shit.

[nerdrage42]

Sext based adventures.

[nudityandnerdery]

I’d be into it.

[bear-maximum-deactivated2021090]

dungeons and dildos

[other-worlds-blog1]

But no seriously like this is the only way to sext.

[thenorsegodnyth]

This.

Male: 'Oh I dumped her because she wouldn't fuck me.'

People: 'HOW DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING PIG YOU SHOULD WAIT FOR WHEN SHE'S READY.' 

Female: ’Oh I dumped him because he wouldn’t fuck me.’

People: 'GOOD FOR YOU GIRL, YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT. GOOD ON YOU.'

[kimiooon]

the best thing about English not being your native language is that you can read hardcore gay porn fanfiction while your parents are peeking over your shoulder, and they will compliment you for reading stuff in other language. 

[littlemsmeanie]

[lucifers-demon-cat-blog]

b&w blog.. 

[thenorsegodnyth]

I love how he picks ups the head as if he can somehow fix it 

[ihtiriekko]

B of Lifelover

[thenorsegodnyth]

This.

Male: 'Oh I dumped her because she wouldn't fuck me.'

People: 'HOW DARE YOU, YOU FUCKING PIG YOU SHOULD WAIT FOR WHEN SHE'S READY.' 

Female: 'Oh I dumped him because he wouldn't fuck me.'

People: 'GOOD FOR YOU GIRL, YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT WHEN YOU WANT. GOOD ON YOU.'

[omgezra-deactivated20230319]

Found this gem on my phone today

[thenorsegodnyth]

Farting for the first time in front of your gf/bf.

[skoddeskog]

Taake live [x]

[jarimaenpaaandthenose-deactivat]

Harley Quinn, pleased to meetcha! ;)

[bananaraisinface]

Jed Brophy everybody.

[arlothia]

And don’t forget

Rohan Jed Brophy as well!!!

wow this dude gets around!!

[hobbitimania]

Do not forget him as a Black Rider that is chasing Arwen

[leftboob-enthusiast]

plot twist: all characters in LOTR and the Hobbit are actually played by Jed Brophy

Jed Brophy as Frodo

Jed Brophy as Galadriel

Jed Brophy as everyone

[dmvirgin-deactivated20131204]

[littlebabygirlo]

Such a purrrfect little kitty. x