Harley: [to Peter] Hey Princess~

Harleypeter trash. Also Stevetony, but mainly Spiderlad!!!

[parkerparts]

friendly reminder to stan emma fuhrmann and ty simpkins

[potatospiders]

Baby Boy Peter Parker Moodboard

[blessyouhawkeye]

[sreppub]

“kids are mean and will betray you at the first opportunity. don’t have them,” - tony stark, 20 minutes later

[cleve98]

If there isn't an episode of "What If...?" where Tony is Natasha Stark and her and Steve finally get to marry and prevent Civil War; then what even is the point of having this series.

[parkneroses]

i know it’s common knowledge (theory) that the parkner fandom has one brain cell but may i propose

one parkner right brain cell and one parkner left brain cell

where we can either come up with vague plot points and random scraps of dialogue that are interesting on their own, but won’t piece together, or one entire outline with a functioning storyline that just can’t be put into words no matter how hard you try

[parkner]

Two braincells that, like Peter and Harley, if you rub  together... become thots

[sunlightsfanfic]

harley (ty) is so powerful that tumblr flagged him lmfao

[itsclownhours]

Pepper, on a chair: the floor is hating tony

Peter: *hangs from ceiling*

Harley: *clings to peter*

Nebula: *grabs morgan and jumps onto the couch*

Happy and Rhodey: *scramble on top of a counter*

Tony: *falls face-first onto the floor*

Pepper: tony no

[omnidudes-deactivated20211022]

Peter *listening to Senorita*: [internally] I could totally sing this song with Harley. But screw him if he thinks he’s taking the Camila Cabello part from me.

[whatever-it-takes3000]

Iron Man 4

Opens to Back in Black playing in the background. Morgan says, “The mission is comprised, my thrusters are damaged, sorry Peter you have to go on without me.” Peter replies with, “No you are my teammate, I’ll never leave you.” Then the you see Morgan and Peter sitting on a couch in Tony’s garage, playing Mario Kart, eating cheeseburgers, with an alpaca.

[potatospiders]

Then Harley rolls in with juice and popcorn.

Marvel please. I need this.

[athenadcvell]

Tony: *sees a smart, slightly troubled child with potential*

Tony: I-

Pepper, Rhodey, Happy, Vision, F.R.I.D.A.Y, Dum-E, E.D.I.T.H, Peter, Harley, Nebula, and Morgan: No.

[athenadcvell]

If Marvel ever decides to bring back Harley Keener into the MCU, he better still be the sassy, sarcastic mini Tony Stark that he was in Iron Man 3. 

[athenadcvell]

Tony: Wait, Harley, I have something for you.

Tony: *hugs him tightly*

Harley: Aww.

Harley: I was hoping it would be money.

[thesoundofnat]

tbh the saddest part of tony’s funeral is the fact that harley is standing by himself? someone support this child

[marvelquote-z]

Jarvis: I do not condone you fighting against these chances.

Friday: You’re not going to win, but I can keep you from dying.

Karen: Instant kill that b*tch.

Edith: SNIPE. HIM.

[natashastarkotp]

Ultron: just blow up humanity why not lmao

[incorrect-spiderkid]

Harley: TONY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT YEET MEANS

Peter: He doesn’t WHAT

[incorrect-spiderkid]

Peter: Tall people, if we are walking together please take into consideration my tiny legs. I can’t keep up with you. Please think of my tiny legs, I don’t want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll, you TITANS.

Harley: Just get a pair of roller skates and hang onto my sleeve, we don’t have all day.