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[thenothingman]

The second I turn 18 I will be fasting and then breaking into the stables to see if the rumors are true

[pukicho]

Orcs have sieged the main gate but whatever. I am behind the second gate, which is unsiegable.

[pukicho]

The impenetrable second gate has been sieged, but no matter, my door is the strongest door in the realm.

[pukicho]

Door break

[orcboxer]

what's up man

[thenothingman]

luckily I, the immutable 3rd gate, is still in place!

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[thenothingman]

I get all of my prophecies either between the hours of 10 to 11 pm, or when I'm asleep. I will not ignore my try purpose as the oracle

[perishrepublic]

finished working on paintings for school, so i'm back to my bullshit

[perishrepublic]

a vague sort of follow-up to my recent noelle drawing. i wanted to give kris a cute outfit too

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[thenothingman]

Elvis is a puppy girl that likes objectification, confirmed

[loveridden1999]

[thenothingman]

This but I'm actually a profit and nobody can tell me otherwise

[thenothingman]

who would win?

[thenothingman]

I have been watching so many Minecraft arg/horror mod videos for the past week that I just had a dream about them, not like a nightmare, but like, a let's play that didn't exist. Then like halfway through, he walked into a wooden hut on top of a sky platform, and for some reason it became a Minecraft parody of django unchained.

[thenothingman]

yall ever look in the mirror and wish you were more feminine?

Me too, me too.

[thenothingman]

guy goes to a costume party but its becoming is oblivious, when suddenly, vampire

[thenothingman]

yall ever just, not feel anything?

I find it really hard to express or process most emotions besides anger for some reason.

Its kind of odd because my parents taught me how to do so since I was like 4, but I still can't feel them much at all. When I look at people most of the time, I can't seem to muster sympathy or connection with them. My entire system of emotion consists of logic, and the feeling of "if I were to hurt you, how would you feel?" And besides that, my first resort is to try to make myself feel as guilty as possible, because when I don't, I want to hurt people. Does this make sense? Am I crazy?

[thenothingman]

day one of stealing my most hated teachers ties

Bet you in 2 months he's gonna be confused as hell

[thenothingman]

me with my penis stuck in a Macintosh "guess that's why they call it a floppy drive!"

The applebees waitress:

[dogpuppy]

[thenothingman]

You know that it's bad when people talk to you like your the tarnished from dark souls.

[dogpuppy]

[thenothingman]

"you killed my sheep, my favorite sheep!"

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

too much water on this planet.

[diretumbling]

What’re you gonna do about it?

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]