The Oblivion Brothers

[ARCHIVE] "They came walking through the stacks towards me, and very dangerous books shuddered back on their shelves to get away from them. From Tommy and Larry, the Oblivion brothers." - Simon R Green, "The Bride Wore Black Leather" ((Indie RP blog for Tommy, Larry, and Hadleigh Oblivion from Simon R Green's Nightside series.))

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Tell my muse how you'd fuck them. Tell them your fantasies. Make them horny, flustered--make them need you.

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° • ? ( QUESTION SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ What are you doing? ❜ ❛ Where are you going? ❜ ❛ Where are you taking me? ❜ ❛ How is that working out for you? ❜ ❛ Is everything okay? ❜ ❛ Why are you acting like this? ❜ ❛ You think I would lie to you? ❜ ❛ Are you telling the truth? ❜ ❛ Are you sure you want to do this? ❜ ❛ This is your bright idea of a plan? ❜ ❛ What else do you want me to do? ❜ ❛ What else can I do? ❜ ❛ What do you think I should do? ❜ ❛ What makes you think that? ❜ ❛ Who told you that? ❜ ❛ Who are you? ❜ ❛ Why are you here? ❜ ❛ Who invited you? ❜ ❛ How come you ever asked me? ❜ ❛ Did you really mean all those things you said? ❜ ❛ Why did you have to go? Why did you have to leave? ❜ ❛ Why is it so hard for you to see that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ What don’t you understand? ❜ ❛ Are you joking? ❜ ❛ Did I miss anything? ❜ ❛ You don’t remember? ❜ ❛ Did you really say all that stuff about me? ❜ ❛ Did you think I would forget? ❜ ❛ How can you sit there and say that? ❜ ❛ How do you even sleep at night? ❜ ❛ Are you coming or not? ❜ ❛ Am I the only one freaked out right now? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing or crying? ❜ ❛ Who did this to you? ❜ ❛ Did someone hurt you? ❜ ❛ Is it just me or are you, like, ignoring me? ❜ ❛ You want me to apologize for something you did? ❜ ❛ Are you going to kiss me or not? ❜ ❛ Aren’t you the one who said it though? ❜ ❛ So, you don’t like me like that? ❜ ❛ Where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ Are you being serious right now? ❜ ❛ How was I supposed to know that? ❜ ❛ Oh, is that a challenge? ❜ ❛ Are you flirting with me? ❜ ❛ Are you going to let me go now? ❜ ❛ Are we done now? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t just ask me? ❜ ❛ You’re going to believe them over me? ❜ ❛ How can possibly think that? ❜ ❛ Did you even miss me? ❜ ❛ Did anyone even notice that I was gone? ❜ ❛ Why do you go around and kiss everyone? ❜ ❛ Did you kill them? ❜ ❛ Who’s blood is that? Is that your blood? ❜ ❛ Do you think this is a game? ❜ ❛ Are you having doubts? ❜ ❛ Why haven’t you been at school/work? ❜ ❛ Is there something going on that you need to tell me? ❜ ❛ You said you wanted to talk? ❜ ❛ What am I supposed to do? ❜ ❛ What did you expect to happen? ❜ ❛ How long you think you can keep this act up? ❜ ❛ You don’t like me? Do you? Like in a more than a friend way? ❜ ❛ Is that what everyone is saying now? ❜ ❛ Who do I remind you of? ❜ ❛ Are you hungry? Want to go get something to et? ❜ ❛ Are you drunk? ❜ ❛ Are you lost? ❜ ❛ What’s so great about any of that anyway? ❜ ❛ Are you even listening to yourself? ❜ ❛ What are you going to do about it, huh? ❜ ❛ What are you staring at? ❜ ❛ What are you doing out here? ❜ ❛ Why did you call the police? ❜ ❛ Wait, do you hear that? ❜ ❛ Why don’t you tell me anything? ❜ ❛ Hey, did you get me anything? ❜ ❛ Why didn’t you come over last night? ❜ ❛ What did you find out? ❜ ❛ Can I stay here for the night? ❜ ❛ Are you throwing rocks at my window? ❜ ❛ Are you crying? ❜ ❛ What are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Are you laughing at me? ❜ ❛ Do you not understand the word no? ❜ ❛ Is that it? Is that all? ❜ ❛ Are you in some kind of trouble? ❜ ❛ Yeah, but, you have me. So why bother? ❜ ❛ What’s love got to do with it? ❜ ❛ This is where we kiss, right? ❜ ❛ Do you ever not just only think about yourself? ❜ ❛ Are going to leave me again? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong with that? ❜ ❛ Do you have anything you need to say to me? ❜ ❛ I think I’m going to puke. Is there a trash can in here? ❜ ❛ You really don’t know why I’m mad at you? ❜ ❛ Why do you treat me like I’m not important to you? ❜ ❛ Why are you telling me this? ❛ Are you ready? ❜ ❛ What’s with all the questions? ❜ ❛ I thought this is what you wanted? ❜ ❛ Where do you think you’re going with this? ❜ ❛ You’re just going to leave? ❜ ❛ Do you trust me? ❜ ❛ You love me? Or you think you love me? ❜ ❛ When will it ever stop? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’ll ever go away? ❜ ❛ What are you doing this weekend? ❜ ❛ You called for back up? ❜ ❛ What did I just witness? ❜ ❛ How do you cope when the one you love is with somebody else? ❜ ❛ Have you ever thought it? ❜ ❛ Are you wearing a wire? ❜ ❛ Is there something wrong? ❜ ❛ Is it something I said or something I did? ❜ ❛ What’s wrong? I thought that it was okay? ❜ ❛ Are you going to hold that against me forever? ❜ ❛ So, tell me, what else is new? ❜ ❛ You never actually cared, did you? ❜ ❛ You went to a party without me? ❜ ❛ Why wasn’t I invited? ❜ ❛ Do you think that’s a little fucked up? ❜ ❛ Oh, so you do speak? ❜ ❛ Do you think it’s really worth it in the end? ❜ ❛ How many more times do I have to tell you? ❜ ❛ You didn’t think that it would bother me? ❜

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send some hearts to tell my muse how yours feels about them.

❤️: Wants or is in a romantic relationship with them.

💛: Loves them platonically.

💚: Is a little jealous of them.

💙: Feels pretty indifferent towards them.

💜: Finds them sexually attractive.

💖: Finds them aesthetically attractive.

💗: Finds them romantically attractive.

💞: Feels attracted to them, but can’t work out if it’s platonic, sexual, or romantic attraction they’re feeling.

💝: Looks up to them as a role model.

💓: Is intimidated by them, but wants to be friends with them.

💔: Hates their guts.

💘: Doesn’t really like them, but doesn’t flat-out hate them either.

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"The Picture of Dorian Gray" sentence starters

❝ There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. ❞

❝ The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world. ❞

❝ We shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly. ❞

❝ I have grown to love secrecy. ❞

❝ Your cynicism is simply a pose. ❞

❝ You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages. ❞

❝ Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. ❞

❝ I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. ❞

❝ A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies. ❞

❝ Is that very vain of me? I think it is rather vain. ❞

❝ None of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. ❞

❝ I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. ❞

❝ There is nothing that art cannot express. ❞

❝ The harmony of soul and body—how much that is! We in our madness have separated the two, and have invented a realism that is vulgar, an ideality that is void. ❞

❝ My heart shall never be put under their microscope. ❞

❝ It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue. ❞

❝ I feel that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer’s day.” ❞

❝ In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place. ❞

❝ Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love’s tragedies. ❞

❝ People are afraid of themselves, nowadays. ❞

❝ Courage has gone out of our race. Perhaps we never really had it. ❞

❝ Every impulse that we strive to strangle broods in the mind and poisons us. ❞

❝ The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. ❞

❝ Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. ❞

❝ You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know. ❞

❝ Wherever you go, you charm the world. Will it always be so? ❞

❝ Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses. ❞

❝ Our limbs fail, our senses rot. We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we were too much afraid, and the exquisite temptations that we had not the courage to yield to. ❞

❝ You like your art better than your friends. ❞

❝ I am jealous of everything whose beauty does not die. ❞

❝ Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything. ❞

❝ Credit is the capital of a younger son, and one lives charmingly upon it. ❞

❝ Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic. ❞

❝ The way of paradoxes is the way of truth. ❞

❝ I can sympathize with everything except suffering. ❞

❝ Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different. ❞

❝ Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes. ❞

❝ You are quite delightful and dreadfully demoralizing. ❞

❝ I am always late on principle, the principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. ❞

❝ I adore it, but I am afraid of it. It makes me too romantic. ❞

❝ Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing. ❞

❝ Passion is the privilege of people who have nothing to do. ❞

❝ If I ever did a crime, I would come and confess it to you. You would understand me. ❞

❝ When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. ❞

❝ There is always something infinitely mean about other people’s tragedies. ❞

❝ I want to make Romeo jealous. I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad. I want a breath of our passion to stir their dust into consciousness, to wake their ashes into pain. ❞

❝ People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity. ❞

❝ The only artists I have ever known who are personally delightful are bad artists. ❞

❝ It often happens that when we think we were experimenting on others we are really experimenting on ourselves. ❞

❝ Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them. ❞

❝ To be in love is to surpass one’s self. ❞

❝ Poor? What does that matter? When poverty creeps in at the door, love flies in through the window. ❞

❝ Our proverbs want rewriting. They were made in winter, and it is summer now; springtime for me, I think, a very dance of blossoms in blue skies. ❞

❝ I shudder at the thought of being free. ❞

❝ I know you would never harm anyone I love, would you? ❞

❝ Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives. ❞

❝ Of course, it is sudden—all really delightful things are. ❞

❝ The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror. ❞

❝ Unselfish people are colourless. They lack individuality. ❞

❝ You are much better than you pretend to be. ❞

❝ I cannot understand how anyone can wish to shame the thing he loves. ❞

❝ When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy. ❞

❝ The real tragedy of the poor is that they can afford nothing but self-denial. Beautiful sins, like beautiful things, are the privilege of the rich. ❞

❝ Being adored is a nuisance. ❞

❝ You are dreadful! I don’t know why I like you so much. ❞

❝ You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit. ❞

❝ Love is a more wonderful thing than art. ❞

❝ There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating—people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing. ❞

❝ The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming. ❞

❝ I knew nothing but shadows, and I thought them real. ❞

❝ You taught me what reality really is. ❞

❝ You used to stir my imagination. Now you don’t even stir my curiosity. ❞

❝ I have grown sick of shadows. ❞

❝ You don’t know what you were to me, once. ❞

❝ You have spoiled the romance of my life. ❞

❝ Without your art, you are nothing. ❞

❝ There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love. ❞

❝ There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us. ❞

❝ I can’t bear the idea of my soul being hideous. ❞

❝ You cut life to pieces with your epigrams. ❞

❝ Things like that make a man fashionable in Paris. But in London people are so prejudiced. ❞

❝ One should never make one’s début with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one’s old age. ❞

❝ How extraordinarily dramatic life is! ❞

❝ I don’t think I am heartless. Do you? ❞

❝ The moment she touched actual life, she marred it, and it marred her. ❞

❝ Life has everything in store for you, ❞

❝ We live in an age that reads too much to be wise, and that thinks too much to be beautiful. ❞

❝ If one doesn’t talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things. ❞

❝ You must not tell me about things. What is done is done. What is past is past. ❞

❝ I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them. ❞

❝ You talk as if you had no heart, no pity in you. ❞

❝ if I told you, you might like me less than you do, and you would certainly laugh at me. I could not bear your doing either of those two things. ❞

❝ Your friendship is dearer to me than any fame or reputation. ❞

❝ You became to me the visible incarnation of that unseen ideal whose memory haunts us artists like an exquisite dream. ❞

❝ Whatever I have done that is good, I owe to you. ❞

❝ There is something fatal about a portrait. It has a life of its own. ❞

❝ Perhaps one should never put one’s worship into words. ❞

❝ There seems to be something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance. ❞

❝ It has a corruption of its own, worse than the corruption of death itself—something that would breed horrors and yet would never die. ❞

❝ The past can always be annihilated. ❞

❝ How exquisite life had once been! How gorgeous in its pomp and decoration! Even to read of the luxury of the dead was wonderful. ❞

❝ Is insincerity such a terrible thing? I think not. It is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities. ❞

❝ I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else. ❞

❝ I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty. ❞

❝ You don’t want people to talk of you as something vile and degraded. ❞

❝ You must not say things like that. They are horrible, and they don’t mean anything. ❞

❝ You have had more to do with my life than you think. ❞

❝ Each of us has heaven and hell in him. ❞

❝ Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms. ❞

❝ Keep your horrible secrets to yourself. They don’t interest me any more. ❞

❝ What is it to me what devil’s work you are up to? ❞

❝ I wish you had a thousandth part of the pity for me that I have for you. ❞

❝ The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. ❞

❝ I am not at all surprised that the world says that you are extremely wicked. ❞

❝ It is perfectly monstrous, the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one’s back that are absolutely and entirely true. ❞

❝ Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. ❞

❝ Everybody I know says you are very wicked. ❞

❝ I like men who have a future and women who have a past. ❞

❝ Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast. ❞

❝ He atones for being occasionally somewhat overdressed by being always absolutely overeducated. He is a very modern type. ❞

❝ What do you want? Money? Here it is. Don’t ever talk to me again. ❞

❝ Each man lives his own life and pays his own price for living it. ❞

❝ The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for. ❞

❝ I think that it is better to be beautiful than to be good. But on the other hand, no one is more ready than I am to acknowledge that it is better to be good than to be ugly. ❞

❝ To be popular one must be a mediocrity. ❞

❝ We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible. ❞

❝ I wish I could love, but I seem to have lost the passion and forgotten the desire. ❞

❝ My own personality has become a burden to me. ❞

❝ Death is the only thing that ever terrifies me. ❞

❝ The world has always worshipped you. It always will worship you. ❞

❝ Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets. ❞

❝ The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. That is all. ❞

❝ The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history. ❞

[vaememes]

ASK MY MUSE ABOUT THEIR MUSIC TASTE.

Send a music note to ask my muse about their taste in music.

Send ♩  to learn the very last song my muse listened to. Send ♪  to learn my muses go to break up/down in out song. Send ♫ to learn a song that my muse plays on repeat a lot. Send ♬ to learn a song that my muse knows all the words to. Send ♭  to learn a song that my muse absolutely can’t stand. Send ♯  to learn what types of genre my muse prefers to listen to.

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100 Dialogue Prompts: Part 4

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writing-prompt-s:

It’s amazing to see how much we can create together, my amigos. Here’s part 4.

“Look, I might be evil but even I have standards.”

“Do your parents know you’re dating Death?” “No, I promised we wouldn’t get back together after he broke up with me the first time.”

“Good god, that cake is fuckin stale and dry mate!!” “Just like how you are recently? Gee, thanks.”

“There is always time for a high-five.”

“Karen, what would ever posses you to find me here.”

“Oh my god, put that man down! Come on, let’s go get you some REAL food.”

“A demonic sugar glider?”

“People always say they never thought they would be here but I absolutely did.”

“And I thought I was a bit weird. But you! You are insane!”

“So your hair knows kung-fu? Ha, that’s nothing! MY hair knows HAIR-ATE!” (You know, as in karate) (This used to be an insider between me and a friend…)

“One day, darling, you and I are going to conquer the Universe not just our world.”

“Did you seriously think they wouldn’t notice when their humans went missing?!”

“Well, maybe next time you should consider that not everyone wants to be woken up at four in the morning by a- what IS that, anyway?!”

“Now, how exactly did your foot get stuck in the barrel?”

“I hope you realize what you’re doing. This forest never ends, you know that, right?”

“You can’t just kill someone and then make it all better by saying sorry!”

“Why the fuck is my cat levitating?!” “He said he wanted to feel what flying was”

“You’re trying to tell me you killed three men…with a microphone?”

“Hang on, are you a John Wick fan?”

“IT’S TWO IN THE MORNING!” “And?” “ I have a strict no murder rule until eight. Call me then.”

“I did realize you were going to be naked the whole time”

“Ok, I understand you like animals, but you can’t just bring a tiger into the apparent without asking!”

“I…I didn’t want you to find out like this. I’m so sorry.”

“OH MY GOD CATHERINE! I JUST SAW A NARWHAL! I’M TELLING YOU, I SAW A FREAKIN’ WHALE UNICORN!”

“I gotta go, I left my toaster in the oven!

“Why is there a gaggle of fancy buisness men on my front lawn?”

“Can you please stop referring to me as ____! That’s not my name!” “Then what is?” “I don’t know!”

*Sarcastic* “Yeah, sure. I won’t at all mind being your footslave.” “Oh, goody! I knew you’d agree!” “Wait, what?”

“When are you going to give up on this whole ‘evil’ thing?” “When it stops being so much fun!”

“You didnt say to KILL the man!” “WELL I DIDNT SAY NOT TOO”

“Mum, Dad… I’m gay.” “That’s nice, honey, but now is not the right time!”

“Take a look at your soul and consider your life choices! Oh wait, that’s right! You don’t fucking have a soul!” “Oh, god, just go drown in a bathtub of syrup why don’t ya?”

“I kindly ask you to please quit making your heart stop. It’s creeping me out!” “So… Y-You were sleeping in a coffin” “Yeah I’m used to it” “Are you a vampire or what?! How can someone get used to sleep in a coffin?” “No I’m used to sleep I never said that I’m used to sleep in a freaking coffin!”

“Darling I love you, more than I can ever express in words…. But please stop teaching chickens necromancy.”

“I wanted to know why you stole souls, not your melodramatic backstory…”

“I really wish that old white man would stop rubbing his nipples at me”

“You know it is written: Do not summon Satan, right ?”

“Look around, what is this?” “My room?” “No, this is pathetic.”

“I’ve been a professor for 20 years, and yet still my greatest secret hasn’t been revealed–I can’t read.”

“Our souls don’t belong in these ‘human’ bodies, every one of us is implanted here from another galaxy, and this has been the case for a thousand years. No one knows what ‘actual humans’ are like without us inhabiting them.”

“Did you just create a portal in time and space to pull another version of yourself into this world so I have to deal with another annoying idiot?” “No but thanks for the idea.”

“You’re bleeding?!” “Nah, I’m frolicing in a field of flowers - yes I’m bleeding!”

“Let me get this straight. I tell you that I make a decent omelette and you somehow equate that to qualification for piloting a spaceship?”

“It’s the weekend! Let’s hit the town! See a concert, redo our wardrobes, get high, start a crime ring, I don’t know.”

“Keep running, you’ve only got 4HP!”

“This is clearly your first time. Stop screaming already, you’ll wake the neighbors!”

“Has anyone seen the outdoors?” “What the fuck is an outdoors?”

“Why do I feel like this again, I thought we were done with this?”

“Look, as much as I like to hang out with you, I’ve gotta go and save the earth. Toodles!”

“Have you seen?… oh shit”

“Two questions: one, how many matches do you have, and two, where do you keep your socks?”

“Because fuck surveys, that’s why!”

“Stop yelling out the window or the koalas will rip your face off!”

“I guess when I heard 'Night of Debauchery’… I didn’t picture muffins on your pajamas.”

“Honey, you can’t keep throwing people to the pit of pain and despair just because they don’t like choc mint ice cream.”

“Oh, no honey, put that back…”

“It’s going to be too late, you know. It’s always too late.”

“Hey, so, uh… I’m in trouble…” “What did you do this time?” “I got stranded in Wales….. again…”

“OK, but… how do we get the dog out of a hole in space in time exactly?”

“Aren’t people supposed to grow instead of shrink ?”

“Wait. You’re aroused?” “Why would that surprise you?” “It does on account of you being covered in blood. Wipe that smile off your face. You look like a cat in heat.”

"I pay your taxes”

“No, ____. We did not raise our hamster like this.”

“You can’t run from your own shadow(s), what makes you think you can run from theirs?”

“You adopted… a dog?” “Mate, that’s not a dog.”

“And at this moment, he decided to punch himself in the face.” “Narrator, listen, I know you’ve been with me my whole life, but you’re a huge jerk.”

“Why didn’t you tell me it was a portal BEFORE we ended up here?”

“Is that…the Mona Lisa.” “…Yes…” “What did I say to you about stealing priceless artifacts!?” “…That I had to take you with me next time.” “Exactly!”

“Yes, I agree, magic is pretty cool. But did you really have to use it for THIS?”

“Despite the fact that was epic, you’re still suspended”

“Chill, dad it’s not what you think it is!” “Well it looks like you’re making out with the demon your grandma banished to cellar…WHY IS HE IN YOUR ROOM?”

“If you truly love me you’ll let me-OH FUCKING HELL DID YOU JUST STAB ME!?”

“Spoon”

“What began as a conflict over the transfer of consciousness from flesh to machines escalated into a war which has decimated a Million worlds.The ___ and the ___ have all but exhausted the the resources of a galaxy in their struggle for domination. Both sides, now crippled beyond repair, the remnants of their armies continue to battle on ravaged planets, their hatred fueled by over four thousand years of total war. This is a fight to the death. For each side, the only acceptable outcome is…“

”… I’m going back to bed. You brought it here, you can deal with the mammoth yourself.“

"Is the food supposed to be moving?”

“You mean to tell me that in the two minutes I was gone,  you bombed a minor country,  got married to a stripper,  and assassinated a world leader?!”

“Is that a unicorn???? EATING MY BEEF JERKY?!”

“Do I get to dream about you again tonight?”

“Well now I have to change clothes AGAIN!”

“All of this was because of a… OF A PLUSHIE?!” “Well…Yeah?” “Great, how are we going to get out of jail now?!”

“So…you gonna tell me why my brother is upside down and why you’re wearing my purple thong?”

“Did you really have to burn down another Cracker Barrel?”

“Sir, that’s impossible, you can’t do that.” “IS THAT A FUCKING CHALLENGE?!?!”

“We need to invade Portugal.” “…Sure, why not?”

“Did you divide by zero?! YOU’RE GOING TO KILL US ALL”

“Stand down, Milady, this is a matter between gentlemen with mustaches.”

“Next time you get arrested I am NOT paying your bail” “That’s a lie and you know it.” “….”

“I thought you were dead.” “So did I”

“John dont flush the dog down the toilet”

“What did I say again about resurrecting dictators??”

“Cucumbers are NOT pets… what do you mean, you ate him??”

“Are you and God seriously fighting right now? And what happened to Satan?”

“Are ferrets supposed to be blue??”

“I’m the protagonist? Well I guess that explains why I look like about a thousand other people.”

“Why do I do this to myself?”

“Stop eating your tortilla chips with ketchup. It’s unattractive.”

“How do you eat an entire cheese wheel in one sitting?”

“Why are God and Satan moving in with us?”

Let’s make one more ‘100 Dialogue Prompts’ list together. Leave a comment with your prompt below. Don’t forget the double quotes “”. And as always, only one prompt per amigo! Also, here is your random Dutch word of the day: pindakaas

[rp-memesrus]

random sentence starters of stuff i heard all weekend.

mentions of death/sexual content. change pronouns, names, etc if needed.

ok but if i died would you come to my funeral? i hope so because i reallyyyyyy love you.

my vag hurts sexually… WAIT I MEANT ACTUALLY. 

i don’t know man, maybe she likes that stuff. don’t kink shame.

go fuck yourself gently.

sadly i’m not in the mood for gentle, rip to me.

CHEESE BREAD.

today am sad, are we surprised.

in this house we support melatonin.

_______, ITS YOUR OLD HUSBAND.

 no romantical for me.

hot, except uGLY.

if anyone says anything i’ll kill everyone, i’ve watched enough forensic files to last a life time.

but BABE.

hm, you think she’d do me?

PUDDING.

i feel like i’m waiting for my mom to finish talking to people. i’m so sleepy.

i want someone to rub my back, i’m sad. doing it myself doesn’t cut it.

BET. i mean i bet, i’d never say that.

she’s like ocscar the grouch in her trash can.

don’t insult oscar like that.

i punched her, i think we’re good now.

5. you’re the wind beneath my WINGSSSSSSS.

[robins-love-slave-blog]

Original Character ask meme - Psychology edition~

1: What’s your OC’s biggest insecurity and how would they react if someone pointed it out to them?

2: If your OC wants to buy a firearm, what it might be for?

3: Does your OC behave differently around different people, if so with whom and how?

4: Would your OC want to involve themselves in humanitarian work ? If yes, then for what? If not, then why not?

5: How would your OC generally react to someone being verbally abusive towards them for no apparent reason?

6: Does your OC have a realistic image of their own intelligence?

7: Does your OC have any irrational phobias?

8: How is/was your OC’s relationship with their parents?

9: Does your OC feel a pressure to achieve or are they content and calm with doing what they can at the moment?

10: Does your OC guard their emotions by being tough? If not how would they?

11: How would your OC react to hearing they’re adopted?

12: What is one of the most primary things your OC feels that is missing from their life?

13: What kind of situations does your OC avoid the most?

14: If your OC gets into a fight with their best friend, would they wait for their friend to make up with them, or would they try to make up with their friend?

15: Does your OC consider themselves a good person?

16: Is your OC good at giving others validation of their feelings and making them feel understood?

17: Does your OC suffer from any mental health issues?

18: What kind of intrapersonal values does your OC have? (values about their self, what makes them feel like a valid person)

19: What boosts your OC’s confidence the most?

20: Does your OC hurt others often unintentionally? If yes, how?

21: Does your OC hurt others often intentionally? If yes, how?

22: How does your OC usually show affection? Are they openly romantic or more restricted with their affectionate emotions?

23: Does your OC tend to hide something about their personality/essence when meeting new people? If yes, what?

24: How would your OC react if they got humiliated by someone in a group of people?

25: How would your OC process the grief caused by the death of a loved one?

26: What is the most intense thing your OC has been battling with?

27: Does your OC practise any kind of escapism? If yes, what kind?

28: How would your OC react if a bully stole their lunch money in high school?

29: How does your OC behave on the face of a conflict?

30: What makes your OC defensive quickest?

[vaememes]

fuck sentence starters.

’ i dont know if i need a hug or to fuck. ’ ’ you know what? fuck this shit. ’ ’ are you out of your fucking mind? ’ ’ do i look like i give a fuck? ’ ’ i wish i had a fuck to spare but i don’t. ’ ’ you’re fucking stupid, honestly. ’ ’ you know what, fuck you dude. ’ ’ fuck you right back. ’ ’ you did not just say that, you fucker. ’ ’ what do you think i am, just a fuck? ’ ’ i’m just another fuck to you, huh? ’ ’ i really just want to fuck right now. ’ ’ please stop using fuck in every sentence. ’ ’ you use the word ‘fuck’ a lot, you know. ’ ’ you are a fucktard but a cute fucktard. ’ ’ you have lost every bit of my fucking respect. ’ ’ if you say ‘fuck’ one more time, i swear. ’ ’ do you wanna fuck or what? ’ ’ someone else wanted to fuck you? ’ ’ please stop telling me about your fucks. ’ ’ do you ever not go around and fuck? ’ ’ all you do is eat, sleep and fuck. ’ ’ seriously, how to you stand to fuck that much? ’ ’ did you fuck anyone last night? ’ ’ i know i’m a good fuck, so whatever. ’ ’ i will fuck you up, don’t even try. ’ ’ don’t get fucked up today. ’ ’ you will get fucked up if you don’t shut up. ’ ’ what did you just fucking say to me? ’ ’ why don’t you fuck off? ’ ’ seriously, fuck you. ’ ’ fuck you, fuck you and fuck you. ’

[starlitmemes]

A Father Today--

Send ‘⌚’ to hear my muse talk about their father, or a father figure. Send ‘⌘’ to hear my muse’s father or father-figure talk about the muse.

[memeasaurus-promptus]

Some Non-Human Sentence Starters

“W-What are you?” 

“You monster.” 

“Hideous, isn’t it?” 

“You were never supposed to find out.” 

“What sort of demon are you?!” 

“Don’t look!” 

“Why do you have horns now?” 

“Um… are you supposed to shed feathers…?” 

“Your shadow doesn’t match your body, you know?” 

“Y-You should take a look in the mirror…” 

“If you want to see a monster, take a good look at yourself.” 

“You just- jumped in and grew scales!” 

“Are you supposed to be this… cold?” 

“Ow! Your hands are scalding!” 

“What happened to your face?” 

“What’s happening to you?” 

“I… have something to show you…? “

“Please don’t be scared…” 

“Are you supposed to have a tail or is there some sort of weird shenanigans I should know about?” 

“I thought you were kidding when you kept calling yourself a __!” 

“Did… did you know your eyes glow in the dark?” 

“You have an impressive set of teeth.” 

“Oh my god you’re a __!” 

“You’ve lied to me all this time?” 

“I-it’s not what you think-!” 

“Why are there claw marks along the doorways?” 

“You want to see how I really am?” 

“Please don’t kill me!” 

🐲+ your own! 

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Jealous Lovers Sentence Starters

as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“Who was that?”

“I don’t like the way he/she/they look/s at you.”

“How could I make you jealous? I melt whenever you say my name.”

“Hi! I’m ___’s girlfriend/boyfriend/partner/etc. Ever heard of me?”

“So what if I’m jealous?”

“You are spending WAY too much time with that guy/girl/person.”

“How come you never do that with me?”

“Hey. You’re mine.” / “Don’t worry. I’m yours.”

“I’m going to kick his/her/their ass! No one can touch you like that except for me.”

“I heard you and ___ had lunch.”

“Are you jealous?~”

“Can I just give you another hickey?” / “Did you really have to give me so many hickeys?”

“I can’t have these people all over you.”

“Oh, come on. Don’t worry about him/her/them, we’re just friends.”

“Don’t you trust me?” / “You’re not the one I don’t trust…”

“I know that you love me, but your jealousy is getting out of hand.”

“You don’t own me…except when you make that face.”

“I don’t remember our hello kiss being a hello makeout. Are you threatened by my friend?”

“Who are you texting? I thought I just saw a heart emoji.”

“Why is your ass so amazing? Everyone is staring at it and I hate it.”

“Hey, pal. His/her/their eyes are up there.”

“I don’t know what that was about, but I love seeing you all riled up.”

“This is outrageous. I demand more attention.”

“Oh you and ___ went there? That’s where we went on our first date.”

“You’re with ME now.”

“What is/are he/she/they doing here?”

[theroleplcysource]

Selena Gomez ~ Revival Lyric starters

“I dive into the future, but I’m blinded by the sun.” “I’m reborn in every moment, so who knows what I’ll become.” “The chains around me are finally breaking.” “I’m becoming my own salvation.” “This is my revival.” “The world can be a nasty place.” “Put down your weapons you fight with.” “Kill ‘em with Kindness.” “We’re running out of time.” “Every day a small piece of you dies.” “Your lies are bullets.” “Can’t keep my hands to myself.” “I want you all to myself.” “So come on give me a taste.” “Take away your things and go.” “I’m so sick of that same old love.” “That shit, it tears me up.” “I’m not spending any time wasting tonight on you.” “We fall for each other at the wrong time.” “Why is it so different when we wake up.” “You know how to make me want you.” “You don’t know how to love me when you’re sober.” “Make you never want to leave.” “Gonna wear that dress you like skin tight.” “Do my hair up real nice.” “Cause I wanna look good for you.” “Who would have thought you’d feel so cold?” “Remember when we talk all night?” “You were mine just yesterday?” “The rhythm takes you over - takes you to a different place.” “The smoke is getting closer.” “Let the chemicals do its stuff.” “You built me from a broken heart,” “You fixed the pain so we could start.” “I still have proven form of scars.” “We are survivors of the wild.” “We catch each other’s shooting stars.” “I’m ready to surrender.” “All I need is your body heat next to me.” “You can stand the madness like a falling piece.” “You can hold onto sadness like a souvenir.” “Just close your eyes and see your life.” “You can tap into the strength you never knew you had.” “You can breathe until your faith no matter where you’re at.” “Just close your eyes and change your life.” “The earth can pull you down with all its gravity.” “I’ve got my chicas by side.” “I know we’re making you thirsty.” “The night is dark, but the moon is bright.” “Nobody’s gonna love me like you.” “My oxygen could barely breathe.” “Kiss me but your kiss don’t taste the same.”

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send me a face for a headcanon about my muse!

[rockinrpmemes]

(`･ω･´) :  What does your muse completely gush over?

＿|￣|○ :  What situation would your muse give up in?

(｀-´)> :  Who does your muse honor the most?

(´；ω；`):  What brings your muse into a state of depression? 

ヽ(´ー｀)ﾉ :  What calms your muse down?

ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ :  What irritates your muse the most?

(＃ﾟДﾟ) :  What does your muse do if they’re angry?

( ´Д｀） :  Is your muse loud in bed?

(　ﾟДﾟ） :  What does your muse do when surprised?

┐(‘～`；)┌ :  When your muse can’t answer something, what do they do?                                                                   

( ´∀｀） :  What could your muse care less about?

(　´_ゝ`） :  Who or what is your muse most indifferent about? 

Σ(゜д゜;) :  Is your muse easily scared?

( ﾟヮﾟ) :  When is your muse happiest?

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━!!!!!   :  What does your muse do when very excited?                                                                               

⊂二二二（　＾ω＾）二⊃ :  Does your muse like to cuddle?

(　´Д｀)ﾉ(´･ω･`)　ﾅﾃﾞﾅﾃﾞ:  Does your muse pat others on the head? If not, do they get pat on their head? 

(((( ；ﾟДﾟ))):  What is your muse terrified of?

Σ(ﾟДﾟ):  What would your muse be most shocked to obtain?

( ﾟдﾟ):  What amazes your muse?

(´ー`)y-~~ :  Does your muse do any drugs? Smoke?

（ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） :  How often does your muse drink?

ヽ(´ー`)人(´∇｀)人(`Д´)ノ:  How friendly is your muse around new people?

(‘A`) :  What does your muse do when they’re alone?

( ´-`）.｡oO( … ) :  What does your muse think about a lot?

(ﾟДﾟ;≡;ﾟДﾟ):  Is your muse impatient?

( ´д)ﾋｿ(´Д｀)ﾋｿ(Д｀ ):  Does your muse enjoy gossiping?

( ･∀･)つ⑩ :  Does your muse enjoy saving or spending money? Or are they indifferent?

(ﾟдﾟ):  When your muse didn’t expect something, what do they do?

(ﾟ⊿ﾟ) :  Is your muse in denial a lot?

(・∀・） :  Does your muse like to tease people?

(・Ａ・） :  What does your muse consider to be bad?

(ﾟ∀ﾟ) :  If your muse was a drug, what kind would they be?

( つ Д ｀） :  When your muse is sad, what do they do?

♪┏(・o･)┛♪ :  Can your muse dance well?

d(*⌒▽⌒*)b :  What makes your muse the happiest they could ever be?

(╬ ಠ益ಠ):  What infuriates your muse to the point they may kill whatever it is? 

(≧ロ≦):  Is your muse a screamer in bed?

(ΘεΘ;):  How much of a tsundere is your muse?

（‐＾▽＾‐）:  What does your muse’s laugh sound like?

┌(；`～,)┐ :  What discombobulates your muse?

ε=ε=ε=┌(;*´Д`)ﾉ :  How does your muse run?

ヽ(´▽`)/ :  What does your muse look like when happy?

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ :  Is your muse violent when angry?

[justanotherrpmeme]

Billboard Top 5 Starters

“Hold on, hold on” “I keep lettin’ you back in” “How can I explain myself?” “You said you’d care for me” “You said you’d be there for me” “You said you’d die for me” “Why won’t you live for me?” “It’s a short life” “I understand” “You got some bad friends” “Work at 8am, finish ‘round five” “You know hard times” “Can’t really trust nobody” “You stuck in the friend zone” “Shit, this is it” “Can I have some to hold?” “I can’t ever tell you no” “You look beautiful tonight” “I like it like that” “You gotta believe me” “I like diamonds” “Where’s my pen?” “I like texts from my exes when they want a second chance” “He’s so handsome, what’s his name?” “Don’t start no trouble with me” “I don’t wanna die for them to miss me” “I feel good” “Do you love me?” “I only love my bed and my momma” “I’m sorry” “I can’t do this on my own” “I need a girl like you” “Maybe I know that I’m drunk” “Maybe I know you’re the one” “You don’t want a girl like me”

[rpstartersforyou]

Romantic/Fluff Sentence Starters!

“You have something in your hair - let me get it for you.”

“Hm? Oh, sorry. I couldn’t help but stare at you.”

“Um, would it be okay if I held your hand?”

“Shut up and kiss me already.”

“You’re the most important person in my life.”

“Are you tired? Here, I’ll carry you the rest of the way.”

“I’m not much of a chef, but… I really hope you like this.”

“Sorry for calling so late - I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“I need you more than you need me.”

“I want to kiss you and hold your hand any time I want.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you… I can’t.”

“The truth is… I love you.”

“You like me more than you like them, right? Right?”

“Be mine. Please.”

“I am who I am because of you.”

“It’s been a long day… let’s take a bath together.”

“Wait, don’t pull away - I want to hug you for awhile longer.”

“Ah- I adore your laugh.”

“Stop that, it tickles!”

“Ouch, I bit my lip… kiss it better?”

“I don’t want to get up… I’m so warm beside you.”

“You’re so intoxicating to me.”

“Your eyes are amazing… do you know that?”

“You’re just so wonderful.”

“S-Stop looking at me like that! You’re making me blush…”

“Are you tired? Rest in your head in my lap.”

“You, Me, Order In, Netflix… waddya say?”

“I want to be more than just friends with you.”

“Fuck it - do you wanna get married?”

“Your smile is beyond gorgeous… please, keep doing it.”

“Whenever we’re together, I feel at home.”

“Will you say you love me? Pleeease?”

“Wait, don’t go! Can’t you stay the night?”

“Wow - you look… amazing.”

“*Puts hands over eyes from behind* Guess whooo?”

“I’m not jealous! It’s just… you’re mine!”

“I want to go on a date! I demand it!”

“We just met, this is crazy, I’m referencing a song… but call me maybe?”

“What? No! I wasn’t staring… I-I was looking at something behind you!”

“Do you want some? Here, open your mouth… I’ll feed you some!”

“It’s been a long day… here, let me give you a massage.”

“Is it alright if I call you princess?”

“It’s not like I like you or anything! … Okay, well- maybe I do.”

“I think your perfect. Even with your flaws, you’re nothing but perfect.”

“That was barely even a kiss! Do it again - please?”

“What? No. I wasn’t aiming for your hand. I was reaching for the, uh- popcorn.”

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send me 🌩️ for our muses to be stuck inside during a thunderstorm!