Ravel is Life

I am a heaux for ravel.

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Reminds me of me

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[fantasticworldofflanneldoodle]

Is this what war is now?

[odin-n-out]

We finally weaponized gay chicken

[frosty-the-snowden]

I told y’all about the time at Adeevka, right?

[sleepycleric-blog]

Tell us a story, Frosty!

[frosty-the-snowden]

I was at Adeevka where the Ukrainians are trying to take a strategically-located overpass from the Separs (I was there as a peaceful tourist who never even touched a firearm, of course) and the positions there are about 400 or so meters away from each other, so if you scream loud enough the fucks on the other side can actually hear you.

Up to this point, I’d observed a guy dropping his phone like it was going to bite him when I told him the Bruno Mars song he was playing was gay, and could reliably make people leave the room by asking them “would you rather sit on a chocolate cake and suck a dick, or eat a chocolate cake while getting fucked in the ass”, so it’s at this point in the trenches that a flash of inspiration hits me.

In my best Russian (which was utterly broken but “proper” Russian grammar is barbaric caveman-speak anyway) I scream out “next guy that shoots is gay”. And I swear to whatever god exists that two solid minutes of silence followed. It was some guns-fall-silent Christmas miracle shit

[variablejabberwocky]

thats it, thats the Gay Agenda ™ : world peace

[the-real-seebs]

antiweaponized homophobia

[theobsessedpianist]

you: who's your favourite composer

me: mm i love me some clawed the boo sea

you: i've never heard of him!

me: or pole hinder mitt

you: who

me: or fee licks mend else on

you: ???

me: head fart greek

you:

me: heck tore barely owes

me: jewel mass a neigh

me: or to rain oh rest pee gay

me: hair rick wit tucker

me: are am catch at oar ian

me: salt and cow dye

me: john willy hams

me: bell a bar took

me: yo hand a may

me: hen rye purse hell

me: cammy san sons

me: leigh oh dell leaves

me: and tony oh viviality

me: pole duke has

me: france juice F. hiding

me: art oar oh markers

me: lend burns time

me: duh meet rye shots her cove itch

me: and tonne brick nor

me: bed riches met anna

me: me kyle gull inker

me: john sir bail he us

me: all hicks under glass urn off

me: rich hard S. trounce

me: yo hannah's bra mmmmmmmmmmmmms

me: ant on in vore jack

me: sir gay pro coffee elf

me: rich hard walk nor

me: free the rick shopping

me: fee licks mend L. son

me: sir gay rack man in off

me: lay uphold moats art

me: more E's rave L.

me: car L. kneel son

me: purse E. grange her

me: sea pee E. bark

me: loo E. spore

me: france shoe Bert

me: loo twig fan bait hoe Venn

me: all ban beg

me: goo staff holts

me: john add hams

me: robe hurt shoe man

me: aah! run cope land

me: do my neck oh scar latte

me: yo hand the bass tea and bark

me: hill the guard fan bing in

me: head ward L. gore

me: goo staff marlboro

me: peter ill itch chai cough ski

me: wolf gang am a day us moats art

me: E. gore strap fins key

you:

me:

you:

me:

you:

me: hbu

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[preservable]

my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

i have abs? oh no u misunderstood. i have a♭s. 415 hertz baby

[chopindaily]

Etudes, Op. 10: No. 2

[foodffs]

Pancakes 🥞

Fluffy, Fluffy Pancakes! No buttermilk required!

Strawberry Lavender Pancakes

ZEBRA MARBLE PANCAKES

Banana Bread Pancakes with Cream Cheese Glaze

Raspberry Oatmeal Pancakes

Funfetti Pancakes

GINGERBREAD PANCAKES

Hot Chocolate Pancakes

vanilla cinnamon chocolate ombre pancakes

More recipes here

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

[goririera]

Vienna, Austria. 

[theobsessedpianist]

Pre-nap me: gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap

Post-nap me: why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty

[theobsessedpianist]

me: i'm bad at music :(

someone who's clearly bad at music: you're bad at music

me: EXCUSE ME HOE

[theobsessedpianist]

Being swamped with a bunch of music is one of the most glorious/most stressful situations, send help

[thecuriouspianist]

Young Rachmaninoff | 1897 [ via ]

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When you can’t get a high note to sound good.

[chihaya-anon]

@jsbach-official when you haven’t had coffee in the morning

[jsbach-official]

Same

[theobsessedpianist]

when you music in a sports family

family member: what time is your quartet practicing tomorrow?

me: i think we're REHEARSING at 4:30 :)

family member: so how have ur try outs been going?

me: ah yes my AUDITIONS have been going less than satisfactory:)