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@theodorealtmxn-blog
Ok real talk Teddy and Billy can smooch on the moon all they want but you can never convince me that what happened next or prior wasn’t Teddy running around in the air-bubble as a Velociraptor or some other small dinosaur leaving footprints all over just to fuck with whoever came next
PSA: You don’t need to apologize for being inactive.
If you have a lot of crazy stuff happening in your life, do not feel guilty over letting your activity drop while you deal with it.
You can post updates, sure. Your followers will appreciate knowing you haven’t vanished off the face of the earth. But none of them want you to plead for forgiveness and stress yourself out further with what’s usually self-inflicted guilt!
And anyone who expects you to rp during a hard time in your life is toxic and should be unfollowed, if not blocked, immediately.
You are not there to write for their entertainment. You are a person. You have problems just as much as the rest of us, and that’s okay.
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW starters | @sonofasymbol
“You’re right, you’re totally right. I have a strawberry milkshake addiction. It’s a problem that I’m working on. Or– wait, do you mean the fact that we’re totally into each other?”
SENTENCE STARTERS. Flirty/Suggestive/NSFW Edition.
Feel free to add your own.
“You’re really hot.”
“Oh, don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“You know, those/that ______ of yours are/is pretty distracting.”
“Hot damn.”
“So, you come here often?”
“Well, well. My night just got better.”
“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“You have got a great ass.”
“Hey, I’m open minded.”
“You enjoying the view over there?”
“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”
“Don’t be bashful. You know you want to.”
“You can have me any way you’d like, baby.”
“You wanna move this conversation someplace more private?”
“I’m off in a few minutes, you know.”
“It’s been a long day. Why don’t we help each other unwind?”
“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”
“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”
“I wanna see you get naked.”
“You like how I bend over for you, huh?”
“You’re getting me all worked up.”
“What do we have here?”
“I see someone’s happy to see me.”
“Play your cards right, and I just might have to put you on speed dial.”
“You like that, don’t you?”
“How do you want me?”
“I’m sure we can put those lips to better use.”
“I want you. Right here. Right now.”
“God, you’re perfect.”
“I really like a man who’s good with his hands.”
“I’d be more than happy to show you a good time, if you’re looking for one.”
“I saw that. You just checked me out.”
“You look real good in that suit/dress/skirt/outfit.”
“You wanna help me out of this ___?” (Insert article clothing here.)
“Can I keep you?”
“You’re such a tease.”
“Oh my, looks like I/you dropped something.”
“I love it when you talk dirty.”
“I can’t stop thinking about your hands on me.”
“I think you’ll be happy to know that I’m not wearing any underwear.”
“I really want to take you home and get you out of all those clothes.”
“It’s like you want to ruin men/women for me.”
me, laying on top of my significant other: hey
@justabowandarrow liked for a starter.
“Sometimes I really wish there was a week where nothing crazy happened, so we can just be normal, and do things like go out for coffee without a Skrull invasion interrupting. Is that really too much to ask for?”
i’m about to go shower and then continue reading runaways, but if anyone wants a starter, like this post and i’ll throw one up for you!
nothuntress:
Kate tries very hard to hold his gaze before she snorts and laughs. “It’s worked on Tommy and Eli and Billy. I figured I could go four for four.”
Teddy gapes at Kate. “It worked on Billy?! I can see Tommy and Eli falling for it, but not Billy. Regardless, I’m not going to make it easy on you. You’re gonna have to try harder than that with me.”
“do it. i dare you.”
five word prompts | @nothuntress
“Do you really think that you daring me to do it is actually going to convince me to do it? What are we, twelve?”
“for once… i was wrong.”
five word prompts | @herxwnhero
“Wait, wait. Can you say that again? I just wanna record it, because, let’s be honest, when am I ever gonna hear you say that again?”
five word prompts
[inspired by this]
“actually… i just miss you.”
“alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
“and slowly… i was forgotten.”
“and then everything just disappears.”
“and where do i go?”
“anyone could tell from here.”
“are you finishing that or…?”
“are you stupid or stupid?”
“anything, just call me, okay?”
“bitch better have my money.”
“bro… that’s so… not cool…”
“but did you do it?”
“call me now. it’s urgent.”
“can’t you listen to me?”
“cross that. don’t answer that.”
“don’t even think about it.”
“don’t you dare walk away.”
“do it. i dare you.”
“did you think i forgot?”
“eventually… you just move on.”
“even if you still do.”
“everything will fall into place.”
“fight me, you attractive stranger.”
“for once, i need you.”
“for once… i was right.”
“for once… i was wrong.”
“forget i even asked you.”
“forget it. you fucking suck.”
“fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
“fuck off. i mean it.”
“give and take. that’s life.”
“great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
“have you lost your mind?”
“hello? it’s me. i was-”
“hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
“here’s a glass of whatever.”
“how about a hug, hm?”
“how about you make me?”
“i haven’t forgot you yet.”
“i can’t be around you.”
“i don’t need you, really.”
“i don’t need this now.”
“is this your first time?”
“it’s just a cut, really.”
“it wasn’t me, i swear!”
“i said i love you.”
“just don’t fuck it up.”
“just… come back alive, okay?”
“just make sure you’ve eaten.”
“kick his ass for me.”
“killed him? wait, what, literally?”
“life really sucks. feel better.”
“letting go hurts… a lot.”
“let me live, will you?”
“no, i don’t need you.”
“nothing can hurt me now.”
“nothing matters anymore to me.”
“okay it was me… so?”
“people lie all the time.”
“pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
“please, you can’t die now.”
“please don’t leave me alone.”
“quiet. they can hear us.”
“quick! give me your phone!”
“quicker, you freaking piece of-”
“quit it or i’ll bite.”
“quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
"really? do i look stupid?”
“real smooth, tripping over air.”
“rise and shine, sweet thing.”
“rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
“seriously? give me a break.”
“so… what are we now?”
“so… did you miss me?”
“so… can we go eat?”
“so… when’s the next flight?”
“so… how did everything go?”
“sometimes, i wish you died.”
“so what? you did it.”
“time passes slower without you.”
“then what do you suggest?”
“the fuck? who are you?”
“then you tell me why.”
“this is not working out.”
“this isn’t what i wanted.”
“this is all a fucking disaster.”
“when did it all happen?”
“who knew you’d be here?”
“why do i even bother?”
“why do i love you?”
“why didn’t you tell me?”
“you’re just… so, so stupid.”
“you can’t be here now.”
“you look like an accident.”
“you really need to go.”
“you know who to call.”
"zero fucks given. next please.”
okay, so because i went awol for a couple of months, i think i’m just gonna start with a clean slate re: threads/plots. so if anyone wants to do anything, feel free to hmu.
if we’re plotting and I say “ imagine ” or “ what if ” or “ okay but ” then you should know that I’m most likely about to fuck you up.
New Avengers #16 (2016)
time/space warper tommy is canon, folks
take your own advice— WEAR A MASK.
written by ash
**FORMERLY FLCSHISMS
superhero dreamcast: Arden Cho is Kate Bishop
“I have no powers and not nearly enough training, but I’m doing this anyways. Being a super hero is amazing. Everyone should try it.”
