Ask your Gzar!

[theodoremalik]

Greetings people from the Tumbler!

Welcome your one and only Gzar, Theodore Malik!

My wonderful son, (which I love dearly), enlightened me about this site on the web that I can use to speak to more people other than the ones from my country via television!

they're doing fine, by the way.

Pah! Fine? no, no. They're doing PERFECT! Everything is as it should be in wonderful Grulovia.

My relationship with my son and Rokel (who is still with me) haven't been this great in years as well!

Now, go on, peasants. Ask me anything you wish, maybe even, give me wonderful gifts! Its the season right? haha.

I'm just kidding, don't worry about gifts. I already have everything.

[theodoremalik]

Currently not very active with asks because of health reasons. but I will get out of this alive. if someone keeps Rokel away from my room. My asks will be off until I feel better.

keep on staying strong my wonderful people.

take care.

[theodoremalik]

so it’s true! You and that groundskeeper are seeing each other! You bastard!

sure I don’t love you all that much either, but it’s a matter if principle!

-Rokel

please stop yelling .. I'm trying to eat my puff pastry cheese twisters..

[theodoremalik]

your granddaughter!

Oh gosh! Hello there! What a wonderful girl, congratulations!

Oh I'm so happy, I can't believe it!

[theodoremalik]

Theodore I wouldn't yell at you if you didn't let the fucking groundskeeper track dirt inside! For fuck's sake you're with her more than me! what the fuck is goin on here

-Rokel

Rokel. Please. You're not there for me either. I KNOW you tried to poison me once, that coffee was LITTERALLY ACIDIC.

I just needed someone I can feel safe around, and sadly enough, you're not that for me, Rokel.

I'm sorry. Please don't be mad. Again.

[theodoremalik]

Did you know that you also have a grandkid?

Oh, I do? How sweet! Congratulations on the little one!

Once Rokel is out of the way I can't wait tot meet more of my family members.

[theodoremalik]

Look who I saw in the park today!

@imptoof

[theodoremalik]

Someone gave us some shirts! How nice.

I'm not sure about the text on it though haha, weird joke to be making, huh?

[theodoremalik]

A word of advice

Toothpaste should ONLY go in YOUR MOUTH. Not any other parts of your body.

I know it looks pretty, especially the ones with the glitters and swirls, but I, kindly, advice against putting it anywhere else.

[theodoremalik]

THEODORE I AM WATCHING HER RELAX ON THE COUCH. SHE ISNT SCHEDULE TO GO ON BREAK FOR ANOTHER HOUR. WHY IS SHE IN MY HOUSE

-Rolik

Please stop yelling at me...

you know I don't like that.

[theodoremalik]

So…..

MHHH-hM

[theodoremalik]

Explain this…

What a handsome fellow! I wonder where he got that wonderful face structure from. Couldn't be me!

I love my wife!

Haha!

[theodoremalik]

Theodore why is the groundskeeper inside. she's a groundskeeper she needs to be on the grounds. she's tracking dirt in the palace

-Rolik

I mean, maybe she's on a toilet and snack break? Or maybe she likes to look at our wonderful architecture? Haha. Silly questions.

[theodoremalik]

My liege..that WAS your wife you were sending that to, right?

... yes

Of course!

[theodoremalik]

My liege! I have a question for you!

I heard the Gzarina grumbling about how much time you spend with the groundskeeper and I must ask why she hasn't been fired yet? Surely her performance must be abysmal if she needs such a high level of supervision, not to mention her upsetting your wife must be cause for alarm?

Ah yeah, good question I suppose.

Excuse the waiting time, I was running after this rabid 10yr old.

Upsetting Rokel is something I do quite a lot, so honestly its not that big of a concern for me.

[theodoremalik]

Why is she not responding?? what I said wasn't that wrong, right?

[theodoremalik]

The park? as in. a place where groundskeepers reside?

hmmm. My liege leave the boy! I will retrieve him and uhhhh return him! posthaste!

WAIT NO THAT SOUNSF SCARH IM GOOING HOME NOWW IASM RUNNISGN HOME RIGHT NNOWW I DONT WAANNA BE RETREIVED!!! ! ! I CAN WALK ON MTY OWN!!!!