The Official Apple Church

Praise apple. This is not a real church this is merely an oc blog

[blueberrysaredabest]

Does anyone have any book recommendations? I want to start reading more

[theofficialapplechurch]

The book of apple!!

[blazing-lesbian]

How do i keep my employees from having messy love triangles while they’re on the clock?

[manwhore9000]

pit them against each other

[blazing-lesbian]

No.

[manwhore9000]

coming to me for solutions n then turning them down???

[theofficialapplechurch]

Oh yay!! Cant wait😁😁

[manwhore9000]

love watching lucy reblog shit from my coworkers sometimes it’s so funny???

[theofficialapplechurch]

Im being polite☹️

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[skittydoremi]

[the-appleman]

[the-appleman]

[theofficialapplechurch]

Fully agree with this!

An apple a day keeps the devil away!!

[catchymemes]

[konoko]

[blueberrysaredabest]

Stevie just made me break into some random gods room and now I’m getting screamed at by the head observer

What do i do???

[blazing-lesbian]

Omw… you should really stop following stevie around.

[blueberrysaredabest]

:/

[blazing-lesbian]

You’re grounded by the way

[blueberrysaredabest]

WHAT?! I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING

[theofficialapplechurch]

WHAT HAPPENED???!!

[theofficialapplechurch]

good lord… We cant go one day without an argument

[manwhore9000]

Imma maul her dw<3

[theofficialapplechurch]

Thank you!

[theofficialapplechurch]

good lord… We cant go one day without an argument

[blazing-lesbian]

Happy 5 year anniversary to my lovely wife<33

@theofficialapplechurch

I cant believe that we’ve been together for so long! It feels like just yesterday that we first met and now together we are raising a family together!

[theofficialapplechurch]

Stop tagging me.

Also love you too blazie!

[eggsdoodz]

taking each day as it comes…

[m1sty-dr3ams]

The best part of being in a polyamory is that 3 out of 4 of them will give me their wallet 🤭

[theofficialapplechurch]

🙄

[theofficialapplechurch]

🍎monthly apple excerpt🍎

#1

“Yet The Observer was not a cruel god, so she took the apple and raised it as her own, just as her mother did with her. As the apple grew bigger The Observer trusted him with greater tasks. From answering prayers to dealing with the library of life, The apple was able to complete every task flawlessly with the guidance of the observers before him until one day The Observer approached him with a question: "My dear son, what is your goal? What purpose do you want to serve in this lifetime?" The apple was stunned. He had never thought of such a thing before, so he had no answer for the observer to hear. He pondered the question for many days eventually, he went to ask his older sister about the question, and ever so wise, she answered, "My purpose? Well, I wish to foster a community to take care of! My followers mean the world to me perhaps you should have some of your own." The apple was taken aback, followers? Of his own? He had never thought of it before, but the more he did, the more excited he was to try it. The next day he approached The Observer, as he had finally found his answer. "My purpose is to create a community where everyone can have a space to be who they are and spread kindness throughout the world!” The Observer smiled and agreed.”-page 5-6

This is one of my favorite excerpts! This is from the simplified version that we often use to teach the children.

[blueberrysaredabest]

Apple is stupid.

[theofficialapplechurch]

We will have words when i get home.