Me and My Gin

"Nothing to do but drink and make love"

[polyglotten]

[wtfduolingo]

Fkn rude

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teathattast]

the holy grail

[thebootydiaries]

anyone: *says something to me*

me: haha yeahh

me in head: what did they just say

[cloverclark-deactivated20180312]

It’s ironic.

When I worked in fast food for minimum wage, they would yell at us and lecture us about “stealing” fries and burgers (while we had to throw out TONS of food every day) as though the giant billion-dollar corporations of McDonald’s and Sonic couldn’t afford to give their employees something to eat (while not even paying us a living wage).

Now I work at an upscale restaurant (it’s fancy, like celebrities eat there fairly often) and not only do I make WAY better money but they give us 2 free meals a day (eaten on the clock) and they’re GOOD. Today I got baked cod, spring rolls, rice pilaf, stir fry, and mashed potatoes and eggplant. Oh, and free espresso and juice. From this restaurant owned by a local man who is in no way a billionaire.

Obviously money is not the issue, valuing your employees as people is.

[voiceofkiki]

This needs all of the reblogs.  All of them.

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

[scottsumrners]

the best scene in the history of forever

[catsound-deleted-deactivated201]

this is going to be in history books

[cherringo-sama]

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

[svrssnp]

i am begging everyone to watch this video right now

[z7rkive]

HSHDJDJ

[azkabqn]

Dont avada kedavra the messenger

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

The new season of UNNNH looks good

[buttonpoetry]

“This is how we have learned to love. Texting each other pictures of our bodies. When we share a bed, we only know how to touch ourselves.”

— Gage Wallace, “How We Have Learned To Love”

[theokay--gatsby]

Your church is a bank

stop worshipping money

[bitchycode]

roses are red, i’m going to bed

[felitomkinson]

#violets are blue #damn bitch me too

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

[flirting-with-psychology]

College is when you’re afraid of both

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

me: ok i’m gonna shut up about this now

me 5 mins later:

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

hard to swallow pill: not every person u care about is gonna care about u in the same lengths, ur capacity to love n care isnt for every one of them

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD