you know the oldest lie in america?

'it's that power can be innocent.' trans male lex luthor rp blog | dawn of justice based | mun and muse 21+

[thatisparadoxical]

“YOU FLEW TOO CLOSE TO THE SUN.                                                                   NOW LOOK AT YOU.”

( formerly @theoldestliie )

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[theoldestliie]

ooc ::;

i am officially moving blogs!  please follow @thatisparadoxical if you want to continue rping with me!

i’ll be making a bigger post/promo about it soon but yeah, this is happening.

pinging @mariisue @irelandsmutantseancassidy @negasonicgrumpqueen and @justakansasboy specifically because i believe we had stuff in-progress before i fell off the face of the earth

[theoldestliie]

ooc ::;

considering moving to a new blog, i don’t like my tagging system and i feel like it’s been so long that i need a fresh start organizationally.

[shrugs]

[unclefather]

you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit

[irelandsmutantseancassidy]

"What have they done to you?"

It took Sean several long moments to realize that he’d actually been spoken to. He lifted his head slowly, the supressor collar on his neck was heavy, and it hurt his neck to hold his head up too much. 

His vision was a little blurry, but he could make out the person in front of him, sort of… He didn’t look like any of the scientists. Sean blinked, trying to clear his eyes. That failing, he brought his cuffed hands up to wipe at his eyes.

“L-Lex?” Speaking was painful. His voice was only just starting to come back from when he’d been made to scream himself hoarse to… He didn’t want to think about that. 

Still, was that really Lex? Or was he just hallucinating again. Sean vaguely remembered Lex mentioning he’d found a way to travel between their universes the last time they’d texted. That seemed a bit much to hope for though.

[irelandsmutantseancassidy]

“Just like that?” That seemed so unbelievably simple. There could have been any number of things that could have kept him from the phone, but Lex had been worried enough to come looking. 

[theoldestliie]

“Well, there was a lot of mad science involved, I won’t bore you with the details.”

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

“Do you know what has happened to me, Alexander?”

[theoldestliie]

“Maybe.  But maybe I’d like to play dumb, so you’ll say it...”

[brucebannerramma]

If you are a ship whore and you know it click reblog.

[theoldestliie]

What is Lex's opinion on birds? And planes? (I know his opinion on Superman so I won't ask.) - A Concerned Metropolis Citizen

“I actually quite like certain birds, especially this one:

And as for planes, well, I prefer helicopters.”

[irelandsmutantseancassidy]

"What have they done to you?"

It took Sean several long moments to realize that he’d actually been spoken to. He lifted his head slowly, the supressor collar on his neck was heavy, and it hurt his neck to hold his head up too much. 

His vision was a little blurry, but he could make out the person in front of him, sort of… He didn’t look like any of the scientists. Sean blinked, trying to clear his eyes. That failing, he brought his cuffed hands up to wipe at his eyes.

“L-Lex?” Speaking was painful. His voice was only just starting to come back from when he’d been made to scream himself hoarse to… He didn’t want to think about that. 

Still, was that really Lex? Or was he just hallucinating again. Sean vaguely remembered Lex mentioning he’d found a way to travel between their universes the last time they’d texted. That seemed a bit much to hope for though.

[irelandsmutantseancassidy]

“Free…” It didn’t seem real. It didn’t seem possible. Lex had come and saved him. Saved him when Charles hadn’t even bothered to look for him. “How did you find me?”

[theoldestliie]

“I was worried when I didn’t hear from you.  It took some doing, but eventually I figured out how to locate you.”

[xx0nyctophilia0xx-deactivated20]

Send "Will you two shut up and kiss already?" + "♡"and a URL of who you want my muse to kiss

[mariisue]

    “You killed her for a bad reason?” Bottom lip? Quivering. Eyes? Watering. Heart? Shattering. This is what she gets for putting her faith in Lex Luthor. “Uh… Uh huh, I do. I r-really do.”

[theoldestliie]

He’s about eighty five percent sure she’s going to kill him, but frankly, most people would say he probably deserves it.  Any shame he feels, he tries to chalk up to Mary’s ability to bend reality.  And the fact that she’s wearing Mercy’s face during this conversation.  He’d liked Mercy, she’d been good to him.  And he was the reason she was D E A D.  

“I...when Superman showed up, you understand,” he said, quietly, “I couldn’t believe that someone could be that powerful and that morally upright at the same time.

“So I made a plan to figure out which one it was that he really was.”

He waits for Mary’s reaction.  She’s a child, and he’s going to have to be brutally honest with her, because he knows she w o n ’t accept less.

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

“We seem to…have a mutual problem, here.”

[theoldestliie]

“I’m not seeing the problem with that...”

[dianaxofxthemyscira-deactivated]

“You’re not wrong. I do appreciate the compliment I suppose. I am just surprised to hear such a thing from you, Lex.”

[theoldestliie]

“What, do I not seem like the complimentary type?”

[negasonicgrumpqueen-deactivated]

@theoldestliie “See? Totally different person.”

[theoldestliie]

“That is impressive.  Still, the crew cut is far more ‘you.’”

[irelandsmutantseancassidy]

"What have they done to you?"

It took Sean several long moments to realize that he’d actually been spoken to. He lifted his head slowly, the supressor collar on his neck was heavy, and it hurt his neck to hold his head up too much. 

His vision was a little blurry, but he could make out the person in front of him, sort of… He didn’t look like any of the scientists. Sean blinked, trying to clear his eyes. That failing, he brought his cuffed hands up to wipe at his eyes.

“L-Lex?” Speaking was painful. His voice was only just starting to come back from when he’d been made to scream himself hoarse to… He didn’t want to think about that. 

Still, was that really Lex? Or was he just hallucinating again. Sean vaguely remembered Lex mentioning he’d found a way to travel between their universes the last time they’d texted. That seemed a bit much to hope for though.

[irelandsmutantseancassidy]

Sean curled against Lex. He was shaking but he felt… he felt safe. “I though I was dreaming or- or hallucinating. Emma- she’d tried to get us out before but she got caught. I’m glad she’s okay.”

[theoldestliie]

Lex awkwardly puts an arm around Sean.  “You’re not dreaming or hallucinating.  You’re free now.”  

[justakansasboy-deactivated20230]

“Street crime isn’t the problem in Metropolis. It’s the Brainiacs, the Luthors, the giant sci-fi monsters rampaging downtown, the world-conquerors. That’s what Clark deals with.” - Batman

[selcouthwitch]

Send me ‘💍’ for our muses to wake up married after a night of heavy drinking