writing dump

Haru | 18+ | she/her | Dying college student | This is just a place for me to dump my writing of various fandoms | icon by whiteswordmoon | Current main fandom: Ducktales 

[neon-shesh-deactivated20210410]

[flinty-glomgold-deactivated2019]

Della: Hey, how much money do you have?

Launchpad: 69 cents.

Della: Oh, you know what that means. ;)

Launchpad: [tearing up] I don’t have enough money for chicken nuggets.

[liquigaytor]

throws on my ugly hanukkah sweater

launchpad is canon jewish and bi and also the perfect man

[miyakoriee]

Lineart by the lovely @kirbtaro05  color and bg by me [itsdetectiveliz]

[queenie-draws-stuff]

I’m sorry I can’t draw saxophones.

[flinty-glomgold-deactivated2019]

[during Launchpad and Donald’s first date probably]

Waiter: So, what would you like to order?

Launchpad: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please?

Donald: Aw, that’s so-

Launchpad: [puts both straws in his mouth] 

Launchpad: Watch how fast I can drink this.

[gearlooses]

Launchpad: What’s your biggest fear?

Gyro: Being forgotten

Launchpad: Damn that’s deep

Launchpad: Mine is the kool-aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now

[queenie-draws-stuff]

Smooth.

[flinty-glomgold-deactivated2019]

Donald: Oh, it’s kind of cold.

Launchpad: Here babe, you can take my jacket.

Fenton: I’m cold too.

Gyro: WHAT?! [taking off his jacket and draping it over Fenton gently] I fucking TOLD you to bring more layers but of course you didn’t listen and now [piling five different scarves on Fenton] NOW look, I’ve got to make sure you don’t fucking FREEZE to death like a dumb idiot and [taking Launchpad and Donald’s hats and puts them both on Fenton’s head] how long have you been cold?! You should’ve said something to me sooner–

[abyssalzones]

various ducks i posted on twitter

[incorrect-duck-tales-quotes]

Scrooge: I’m not apologizing!

Donald: maybe you should!

Launchpad: can you please stop fighting you’re upsetting the baby!

Scrooge: launchpad there is no baby

Launchpad: me! The baby is me!

[gearlooses]

[bakerstreetlady]

I’m so grateful for the diversity in Ducktales ! 

[launchpadmcfuck]

so ive been thinking about this photo for days

josé says he’s 190cm tall. but its important to note he is wearing his hat. so if we figure out how tall the hat is we know how tall josé is

using some photo editing we can find out how many big tally marks are on the measuring stick

there are about 22 spaces between the notches so its 190cm divided into 22 parts. the hat covers about 3.5 parts.

190cm/22=8.64cm

8.64cm*3.5=30.22cm

so josé without the hat is about 160cm

and according to this screencap from the three caballeros ep josé and donald are about the same height so donald is also about 160cm

and now we move onto the goal of all of this

how tall is launchpad?

here is a screencap from the house of lucky gander where donald and launchpad are about in the same plane. donald’s head doesnt even pass the assumed nipple line.

the blue being donalds height and the red being the difference. the blue line is 28 squares tall and the red line is 20 squares tall. there is a 2 square difference in feet placement in the so we’ll take 2 squares away from the red line.

160cm/28=5.71cm

5.71cm*18=102.86cm

102.86cm+160cm=262.86cm

262.86cm is about 103in so 8’7”

conclusion. launchpad is too fucking tall

[wildducktalestheories]

Launchpad constantly gets oil stuck in his feathers.

[gaylaunchpad]

Launchpad Mcquack is actually gay, and legally the only one allowed to call his girl friends “girlfriends”

So when he mentions “old girl friend from these parts” it’s bc he’s gay and everybody’s friend

[glowing-gravity]

duckvember day 10: free day! wanted to draw LP dressed as DW, haha