rogue element

teagan - 24 - they/them ghost advocate, crow enthusiast ⋆

[puds-archive]

what a good morning!! im gonna draw a dog!!

[puds-archive]

apRIL FOOLS I DREW TWO DOGS THEY’RE BEST FRIENDS

[theonceandfuturefool]

@ambidexedition

[fluentisonus]

it feels so evil that you can't still access your university online library after you graduate *remembers my principles* it feels so evil that everyone can't access that stuff all the time

[theonceandfuturefool]

spent the morning grocery shopping with my beautiful girlfriend then went to work out and now I’m sitting on the couch thinking of what to make her for our anniversary dinner while she writes her essay I LOVE being a butch lesbian

[theonceandfuturefool]

local butch lesbian comes home from work to a wonderful adobo chicken cooked by their femme girlfriend and haters will say it’s fake

[mutt-boy]

lets overthrow mama

[serendipititties]

biting my mama

[azaleatheanteater]

lets be heavily armored with mama

[starpeace]

i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror

[starpeace]

“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”

[elidyce]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’

WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’

WHY IS THIS WORKING

I HATE YOU SO MUCH

[superjustaguyblog]

Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun

“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”

“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”

“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”

“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”

[anachronistic-cat]

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[random-brushstrokes]

Morris Graves - Moon Mad Crow in the Surf (1943)

[fartyrobbins]

Uh i sure hope there's not

[cassiesart]

He's just doing his job

[fat-fuck-hairy-belly]

Seeing that the Orc City is being rebuilt brings a taer to my eye

[cannibalchicken]

[theonceandfuturefool]

@ambidexedition

[holofyz]

Watching Reanimator, the way god intended

[ambidexedition]

@theonceandfuturefool

[edwardashley]

i love being a historian dating a lesbian librarian and getting texts like this:

[autisticexpression]

Fuck all romance except whatever this is

[ambidexedition]

@theonceandfuturefool

[aferalworm]

[ambidexedition]

@theonceandfuturefool

[forgetful-nerd]

Wow he’s been through a lot. I guess I have to be the big brother for him too.

If they ever met, they would both think that they’ve adopted the other as their younger brother.

[yzafre]

so I highly doubt this is what you were picturing but this sequence basically got psychically blasted in my brain and had to come out

[nerdy-turtle-enthusiast]

“we all have issues, they came with the sewers”💀💀💀

[karikitdemon]

"Would you like to start unpacking your issues?" can be seen as either genuine help or a threat from rottmnt Mikey. Everyone who has seen the show KNOWS Dr. Delicate-touch and Dr. Feelings all too well.

[ambidexedition]

@theonceandfuturefool

[theonceandfuturefool]

girlfriend is traveling with friends which means she’s busy and can’t respond to texts I miss my wife tails

[theonceandfuturefool]

trying a new tactic because my previous approach seemed to worsen my problem: I am going to get many interview opportunities and a good job offer in my field is in my near future

[hjartasalt]

Daily affirmations

I will get all 31 jobs I've applied to in the past three days

I will get into every university

Everyone desires me carnally

[hjartasalt]

The 41 jobs I've applied to will all get back to me soon and hire me