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i haven't got ANY noticeable psychological issues #NormalGirl

Girlfailure vampire that lays in bed all day with two sets of blinds closed cuddling a pillow. And then when you come home she invites you into bed, as you pull the collar of your shirt to the side without even realizing what you're doing. As she watches you absentmindedly serve yourself to her. Enjoys the view of your exposed neck. Draws closer. Lets you feel her breath, her fingers running along it. As you realize what's about to happen, but can't seem to stop yourself from leaning into her touch. And then she sinks her fangs into you. Slowly savors the taste, licking every last drop of blood until the flow stops. Watches you get all fuzzy and emptyheaded and tells you how good you've been for her. Uses a nice, soft voice to make you even more pliable, and takes advantage of your suggestible state to remind you how lovely it feels to let her feed on you. That it's nothing more than instinct, that you could never dream of denying her the taste. And then cuddles you and praises you while playing with your hair until you come back up.

She might be me btw.

k1ntsug1-r0b0t-g1rl

meeee

#kizumonogatari basically

genderoutlaws

Apayauq Reitan, Iñupiaq musher and the first out trans woman to compete in the Iditarod

2021-08-05

i am going to do it

ah! ah ooh hoo oh ah ah

solardrake

it a litle bit cold

qvarr

This piece has been rotting in my art folder for months now and I finally figured out how I Wanted to color/render Dinraal.

I want to make a piece for each of the dragons, so consider this part 1 of the set.

ontologicalsynaesthesia

Yesterday I told a guy I was ace/aro and he asked what “aro” meant, so I told him, and he responded, “Oh, I thought it might be like A-E-R-O and I was confused.”

Yes. I am asexual/aerodynamic. At the slightest hint of sex or romance I launch myself into the air and land several miles away.

fandom-man

charlesoberonn

Based on a true story

flightyquinn

i hate so much that i understood this reference...

hollowedskin

One time I was dating a guy and I took him to dinner with my family and I couldn't figure out why the staff were looking at us weird and then my grandma said "it's amazing you found each other, you two are a matched set. You look basically identical. Same height, same hair, same eye colour, you even have the same eyebrows"

She said this with love and adoration while we realised every single other person in this restaurant saw a normal family come in and then the siblings kissed with tongue.

misterrockett

Lot of "girl what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" energy coming out of these tags.

hollowedskin

HEY NOW LISTEN

Yeah no you're right that's fair.

spicyvampire

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it