Agent Briggs

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

╾━╤デ╦︻ (•_- )

^ That’s going to be me if you touch any of the cats, especially The Cat.

Psst @tooemotionalhere could you get me something? I need the big gun thingy.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel we do not play with guns! And we also don’t threaten people! Michael do not give her any guns.

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

Sure… I have my eyes on you though. ( ≖_≖)

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Good to know, I guess.

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

Σ（・□・；）

Is that why one of @cassie-hobbes cats went missing???

Is that why you’re always telling everyone that there’s more than three ways to skin a cat???

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

My god, Laurel! No! The cat ran away. And that’s a figure of speech.

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[thentherewasnine]

Too late! Stay away from The Cat! (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel, calm down i’m not going near the cat.

[thentherewasnine]

@theoneandonlyagentbriggs Is that Paddington’s mother that you keep in your office? Alongside the rest of your other tacksiderme (//taxidermy) thingys, how cruel!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

Laurel why are you in my office? I don’t want you to see those things. @cassie-hobbes Please control your sister.

[agent-vsterling]

is it possible to have multiple headaches at once because I'm pretty sure lia and michael are giving me multiple headaches

[thentherewasnine]

There’s this thing called bloodletting, where you drain out bad blood, that Five would do when mommy had a headache. You make a small bleeding point between your thumb and index finger! :).

[agent-vsterling]

Laurel.

[thentherewasnine]

Leeches work too if that didn’t help!

[agent-vsterling]

Laurel, would you like candy? I can steal it from @theoneandonlyagentbriggs' collection.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

I’d be happy to give you candy @thentherewasnine

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

did you just fucking kill me @agent-vsterling

[agent-vsterling]

in all fairness, I also killed @redding-dean, @sloanetavish03, @therealjuddhawkins, @cassie-hobbes. and I won, because lia killed michael for us.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

that game sucked veronica

[agent-vsterling]

you guys just sucked at playing it.

[agent-vsterling]

@director-sterling you should join us next time! you'd be good!

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

please don’t actually

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

did you just fucking kill me @agent-vsterling

[agent-vsterling]

in all fairness, I also killed @redding-dean, @sloanetavish03, @therealjuddhawkins, @cassie-hobbes. and I won, because lia killed michael for us.

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

that game sucked veronica

[theoneandonlyagentbriggs]

did you just fucking kill me @agent-vsterling