[theonescalledtheturtles]

Hamilton: Alexander Hamilton

Angelica: Where's your family from

Hamilton: *breaks into tears and cries for 8 full minutes*

Hamilton: uNIMPORTANT

[theonescalledtheturtles]

Young Philip: Daddy what happens when people die?

Hamilton: Well, I like to think that Laurens leads a soldiers chorus on the other side, and Washington is there teaching me how to say goodbye, and

[bluebeetle]

Freshmen Me: i dont get why older students hate us freshmen so much its so dumb ugh 

Senior Me: who the fuck let all these fucking gremlins into this school

[oddfilmstills]

ask me anything (2014)

[dankmeymeyslmao-blog]

😂😂😂

[theonescalledtheturtles]

Toothbrush massage 🐙

[thagoodthings-deactivated201506]

Hey ppl with snow

Please remember to let your faucets drip (6-8 drops per min)

Flush you toilets often

Run your showers often

Open up cabinets where your water pipes are to have heat touch them.

So your pipes don’t freeze and potentially bust and ruin your home, possessions and your paychecks.

Please reblog this to send out a message, subfreezing is a very real and very expensive problem. Thanks!

[ialeedlescrafts]

Night Vale Cross stitch 

[micdotcom]

Watch: Poet Melissa Newman-Evans confesses number 9 is “the most terrifying thing to think about yourself.”

[theonescalledtheturtles]

@thefluffingtonpost can I submit like this?

[stupidlamb-s]

Twilight Saga meme: six quotes [5/6]  » And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect piece of our forever.

[thefluffingtonpost]

Couple Has No Regrets After 23 Tiny Room Service Meals

Chisai and Ookie haven’t taken a vacation in nearly two years. So when the couple planned a reclusive getaway last weekend, they really took “bed & breakfast” to the extreme.

“They haven’t left their bed in seven days,” says Robert Conroy, manager of the Blue Willow Inn where the sugar glider couple is staying. “They just keep ordering tiny tacos and waffles. It’s pretty cute, and it seems like they work hard, so I’m sure they deserve it.”

According to sources on the ground, the guests have no intention of coming out from under the covers.

“Why would they?” says Martin Gore, a maintenance tech at Blue Willow. “Sometimes you just need a week of snuggling and shoving waffles in your face to get back on your feet. I get that.

Submitted by Twinkle: @sugar_flavored.

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

Mr Krabs canonically served in the navy and fought in a war but we know nothing about that

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

if we go by his drivers lisence

krabs was born in 1942. the youngest he could have possibly been to serve in the military is 18 which he wasnt until 1960. bikini bottom uses US currency so we can safely say he lives in united states territory.

we can safely deduce krabs fought in vietnam

[allisonpregler]

thanks, tumblr

[omgitsthatgingergirl]

Happy birthday mr krabs

[porygonn2]

“chldren’s show”

[life-imitates-lana-del-rey]

By Neil Krug

[kuunakullanvalkeana]

tbh, i find the emergence of the concept of demisexuality very interesting, and i’m partial to thinking it’s a symptom of hypersexualized patriarchal culture that demands full sexual availability of women. wanting to develop an emotional bond before having sex is actually a very common and even normative thing, yet nowadays women seem to be under so much pressure to have casual sex that they strongly identify with demisexuality to justify the limits of their sexual comfort zone.

i wonder how the idea that not wanting to have sex with people you don’t know well needs its own label might be connected with the “sex-positive” movement and its ideas of “sexual empowerment”. we’ve conceptualized being sexual (as opposed to “half-sexual”) in very strict terms and reached a point where certain sexual behaviours, such as casual sex, are not just seen as normal and accepted but actually positioned as a required part of “full” sexuality, and by doing that we’ve abnormalized not wanting to have sex with people you don’t know well, which is alarming because there is an immense pressure on women to be sexually available to men.

[butch-chameleon]

As someone who has called herself demisexual for around a year, this makes a lot of sense

[baby-b-u-t-c-h-blog]

i used to call myself that as well

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

I called myself that also because I thought there was something “different” with me for being totally uninterested in casual sex

[antiporn-activist]

back in the day, it was just called normal.

[thingstolovefor]

[tavon-hamlet]

I knew uncle Phil was real and would kill for Will at this moment.

[crimeshetyped]

Uncle Phil was raw af