Wisdom of a Sage

Go to @sageywritings for my random works. Profile pic done by @wetsliceofbread. Y'know for a guy called Sage I'm really not wise I'm kind of an idiot

[introvertsnation]

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[shiftythrifting]

[gallusrostromegalus]

For those of you that are wondering, please have one of the fiest pieces of radio comedy ever:

[jaynavajasso]

the first time i watched this i laughed so hard i nearly puked

[orwellsunderpants]

THIRD BASE

[lordkevington-deactivated-deact]

Since I was 8 and found out about this for the first time my family has always followed up on someone saying “I don’t know,” with shouting “THIRD BASE”

[j-sprrr]

[monarchisms]

[huffy-1337]

Weedle?

Weedle???

WEEDLE?!?

[bonivers]

wait let’s try this again. #26 on ur spotify wrapped is how 2026 will go for you, how screwed r u

[tshifty]

what's the first song in your wrapped with punctuation in the title?

[theonetheycallsagey]

Vitamin R (Leading Us Along) - Chevelle

[winguontheweb]

What a wholesome gator who’s never done anything wrong in her life… you could even call her a saint. Ms. New Orleans Saint, that is! I’m so close to being done, and she was a sight for sore eyes in not needing much, if any, reworking!

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

may all your favorite fanfic writers never lose their hyperfixation and love for your blorbos so they keep writing fanfics about your blorbos forever

[thoughtkick]

“Everything heals. Your body heals. Your heart heals. The mind heals. Wounds heal. Your soul repairs itself. Your happiness is always going to come back. Bad times don’t last.”

— Christiana Rutkowski

[thoughtkick]

“You don’t gain anything from stressing. Remember that.”

— Unknown

[carcinogenictoast]

CHARLES' RADIO LMAO

[black-quadrant]

when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

[black-quadrant]

nothing is too niche. even if it's 1 person. even if the 1 person is you. just create. make it exist.

[yakuzabrainrotlive]

Whenever I sleep for less than 6 hours, I feel like this specific PS2 Majima the entire day tbh

[memewhore]

[marisolinspades]

Listen.

A neighborhood in New Orleans did this. Shut down traffic for a day to throw the thing a block party.

The city said, “haha guys ok, bet you won’t do it again.”

The next year they had an even bigger birthday party for the pot hole. Disrupted even more traffic. Local bakery donated cake.

The city caved and fixed the road.

If you cannot get things fixed by following the rules, be as bombastic as you need to be.

[moniquill]

Very effective method of getting the city to fix potholes? Spray paint dicks around them.

Not kidding.

The city often has funds earmarked to remove graffiti, especially graffiti 'of a salacious nature', and if you make the pothole into graffiti, they can use those funds to fix it. Move it from a Dept of Transit problem to a Dept. of Public Works problem.

[theonetheycallsagey]

New Orleans has potholes so old they can be called family heirlooms. Honestly I read the headline saying two years and thought "that's nothing".

It's sad it takes people sitting in a pothole so deep they used it as a hot tub to get things fixed, but that's the only way the city of New Orleans will do anything about it

[ha3molacria]

friendly reminder to everyone that first draft just needs to exist.

it doesn’t need to be good, it just needs to be there. stories go through so many different drafts that nobody is gonna care if your first draft is a little messy.

you can’t edit and clean up something that doesn’t exist, so make it exist!

[ana-cantskywalker]

Enough about your top five, what were your bottom five this year? (Songs 96-100)

[theonetheycallsagey]

96.) Deathwish - Adam Jensen

97.) That's What You Get - Paramore

98.) DESTINY from Yakuza 6 soundtrack

99.) Werewolf - Motionless in White

100.) Evil People - Set It Off

[aropride]

oo whats the first song in ur spotify top songs with a number in it?? mine is 360 by charli xcx

[theonetheycallsagey]

Top 10 Statues that Cried Blood by Bring Me The Horizon

[have-you-been-here]

Happy wrapped day to those who celebrate!

What was the highest song in your top 100 with a location name in the title? (real or fictional, generic or specific)

[theonetheycallsagey]

Playground by Bea Miller