What I think each RE8 character would put on their social media profiles (This is semi related to the modern hcs I did before here and here!
Lmk if I missed anything :)
Morally grey inspirational quotes..
Typical middle aged wine mom scenery photos
She probably makes those videos from tiktok that highlight how rich someone is with some music in the background (ex. showing off cars, buildings, business, stacks of money, all of that)
Videos of her playing around with her girls
A random photo and her ranting about how annoying Karl is in the caption
Random things her daughters brought her
Pictures of the wild that she took with a camera she bought
Selfies she took with her sisters
Shows she's obsessed with
"A day in my life" videos
Pictures of her hugging her mother
Food and drinks she gets from walking out into the city and buying from food stalls
The rainbow loom bracelet she got from Bela
One or two photos with her sisters and mother
Selfies with a big smile and a man-thing laying face down on the ground, everybody just thinks its a skit
Her hanging upside down on things or pictures of her doing dangerous things with Daniela
Her pride flag hanging in her room
New sickles she receives, or ones she gets specially made
Bite marks she leaves on maidens...
Videos of her annoying Bela
Videos of her getting into street fights
She would un-ironically post things she catches, like those dudes that share the fish they caught
Pranks she plays on her family
Terrified faces of maidens
Really good selfies (I feel like she would be the best at taking them)
Videos of her sitting in the forest with background music.. for aesthetic purposes
A photo of her holding a book in front of a fireplace and Bela in the background with the caption "book night with sissy"
Gifts she gets from her mother
Pictures of her cuddling with her sisters
Her recordings of Cassandra getting into street fights
Photos of her and Cassandra flexing their biceps..
Photos she has with Alcina
She makes thirst traps once in a blue moon
Group photos with all the Lords + MM
Aesthetic videos of her doing work in her garden
Photos of Angie doing things
More pictures of her hands... probably with a bit of grime on them after working on the garden. But not like those obnoxious hand thirst traps just pictures of her forearm down (..god thats so hot.. im just thinking about it. im so gay)
Eva (I'll let her have her daughter in this series)
Blank photos with a caption that looks like she was recording logs on a recorder
Literally a singular photo of her with the Lords and Dimitrescu daughters
One rolling chair picture
The news channel, and sometimes her angry rants about the things that are said on the news
Her first post is captioned with "Hello."
Eva's first day of school
One tiktok that Cassandra sent her as a joke and captioned it with "Why does she do this to me?"
Pictures of her holding up coffee in front of a nice view or something
She has a photo of her "Kiss the cook" apron
Maybe the occasional picture of her drinking a glass of alcohol and captioning it "It's 8 pm somewhere in the world."
Minion memes that are only funny to millennials
Her wearing glasses in the car with a crying Rose in the backseat, captioning it "Good morning to you too, Rose"
A video of him wrestling a group of Lycans to the ground
Text conversations between him and Alcina, captioning it "The big bitch has somethin to say"
Him and Moreau but he's slightly insulting Moreau in the caption
Videos of him doing smoke tricks
Him with his shirt off.. in almost every single photo
Pictures of him smoking, captioning it "Fifth one of the day" or something vulgar
His tattoos (you can't tell me this man wouldn't absolutely cover himself with tattoos)
Again, him with his shirt off but he's holding a metal scrap weapon and theres a cigar in his mouth
Photos with the other Lords, captioning it with the smiling emoji or ":)"
Pictures of his favorite spot to relax
A picture of him and the other Lords playing a board game, captioning it "Family game night :)"
Puppy pictures with a smiley face
Showing photos or videos of people doing things and saying "Isn't this cool?"
He doesn't know a lot about social media so often times he just posts a random blank photo with no caption but it still gets about 10 likes
Every piece of mail he gets from the other Lords + MM
Specifically breakfast photos
Him with sunglasses on and a margarita in his hand
Him with sunglasses in a tropical button up shirt with the top 4 buttons undone
Photos of the fish he catches
His motorcycle (I seriously bet he would have one)
Photos of him playing pool
Photos of him in the pool
"Hanging out with the boys" photos... lol