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Nipe. 35. Tampere, Finland. He/they. Comic artist, drag queen, bartender, unemployabe anarchist bastard. ♑☀ ♒🌛 ♋👆🏻

[circumgutter]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

The Magnanimous Airplane

[kawuli]

well, the ears dropped

[wiiwheel]

gentle

[despazito]

[shady-business]

it's 9 degrees, but i'm trying to catch some rays of sun 🌞

[shady-business]

i'm only smiling because there's a tower fan between my legs right now 🥵🥵

[shady-business]

Lee Cronin's The Tummy

[sivavakkiyar]

oh that’s actually kinda cute

[sealinne]

Also at that conference was the great Peruvian novelist Mario Vargas Llosa. During the next two days the three of us made two discoveries about one another.

The first was that each of us had attacked at least one of the others in print. I had dissed Eco’s book. Umberto had criticized Mario for being too right-wing. Mario had criticized me for being too left-wing.

The second discovery was that we all got on like a house on fire.

It was Umberto who suggested we should now call ourselves The Three Musketeers. (This, remember, was the time of the Three Tenors, Pavarotti, Domingo and Carreras.) I remember asking, “Why Musketeers? Why not, for example, The Three Stooges?”

“No,” Umberto insisted. “It has to be Musketeers, because first we were enemies and now we are friends.”

- Selman Rushdie

[theonlygayinoulu]

OH i had a friend put me on a leash and make him call him sir the other day. i am a gay cliche. i am old dog that needs to be put down. i'm every woman, it's all in me.

[wetdirtguy]

Me spending time with people: joy abounds, we are all connected and there is hope!

Me 1 day later: I need to be left alone to gather the pieces of Me together

Me 2 days later: there is something very rotten at my core and I will almost certainly die unloved

[dogpuppy]

[theonlygayinoulu]

getting used by a cocky "straight" guy more than ten years younger than me, bragging about fucking all the hot broads in his school, telling me what a cheap old queer i am for melting at his corny little flirting and for letting a hot young dude like himself rail my ass just like that and and um what was i talking about? oh yeah happy friday leave room for jesus and acab

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[theonlygayinoulu]

Wednesday was six hours of chaos and madness at the Police University party. Two hundred 21-year-old new-cops-to-be partying, shrieking, arguing, giggling, knocking over plastic pints of beer everywhere.

Thursday, four hours of nothing. Sweet solitude. Eight whole customers all night. So fucking boring.

Today is Friday. I slept poorly and only RedBull can save me. Let's hope for a swift few hours pouring drinks!

[lukefbecker3]

Natural lighting

[blueberry-boyfriends]

Conversation Starters are a dying art

[thememedaddy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Sweden ????

[ashketchupandfries]

So Sweden used to give random citizens control over the official @Sweden Twitter account for like a day/week/month or whatever. As you can see why, it didn’t last long

[leninthesixth]

what do you mean it didn't last long they did this for like seven years between 2011 and 2018 they didn't stop doing it because someone tweeted about cock sdfgsdfgsdfgsdf they kept doing it for four more years after this