[movietonight]

My friend Alicia made an ATLA meme

[yuumei-art]

Birth of a Nebula  I can’t get over how kelp forests have the same colors as some nebulae. Ocean and space just go so well together <3

[bottomcyclonus]

Soundwave's younger brother, Microwave.

oh shit new cassette dropped

[ham-napkin]

Is this funny? I can't tell anymore

[iguanamouth]

Shark dragons. Please consider this idea, I created a tumblr just to ask you this

MAN YOU SURE DID HUH…… OH BOY how about

bonus sharks…………

[bonnini]

this damn date has yet to start and it’s already a disaster

[sleepygirlastronaut]

@primus-why together they can raise their silent son

[transformersoutofcontext]

stranger danger

[schiste-argileux-deactivated202]

[egberts]

this is so cute and wholesome and I'm dead over it I'm crying

[captainamerica-inmiddleearth]

spOOns

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

youre nb but you call yourself a bitch (bitch is a FEMALE dog btw) why???

i am on the FLOOR

[gendergenius]

bitch and bastard are GENDERED terms and thus you must use the neutral: bitchard

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

[misgenderisms-deactivated202010]

happy pride month to the stupidest post on this site.

[robertdeniro]

What do you do for a living?

Suffer

[tanukinyanya]

soundwave family

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

[capstellium]

sorry i’m reblogging this again but this just makes me so fucking angry. this reminds me of those dudes running game of thrones who had virtually no experience and were allowed to just. treat a multimillion dollar franchise as their little fuck-around-and-learn-about-tv sandbox. why are white men with no credentials allowed to get away with this over and over again while the rest of us have to fight tooth and nail for literal crumbs. i fucking hate the entertainment industry

[mrspockomakeitso]

tfw you realize you put more thought into your self indulgent fanfic in middle school than someone in charge of a multimillion dollar franchise that employs thousands of people and is watched by millions.

[bloodtroth]

I was today years old when I learned that when you type "otp: true" in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

[djinnhatescold]

Gamechanger

[downtroddendeity]

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

[drarryking]

Holy crap what

[writing-prompt-s]

Aliens have captured you, and placed you in one of their nature preserves. However, they have sorely miscalculated on two issues: The amount of calories needed to keep a persistence predator sated, and the lethality/brutality of a hangry human.

[jumpingjacktrash]

first alien scientist in hover car: i don’t understand, all these creatures thrived together in the original environment, why is it eating them to extinction here?

second alien scientist: maybe we should add more crayfish? it ate the whole population in one sitting, that was kind of a surprise.

me, without looking up from scraping a caribou hide: i can hear you, assholes.

alien scientists: (staring)

me: yeah, i learned your language. you keep sitting there talking about me like i can’t hear you, that’s gonna happen.

first scientist: fascinating. we knew you were arguably sentient, but… (making notes)

second scientist: why are you eating everything? your food requirement in your home environment was less than half this.

me: i didn’t have to catch it myself, you idiots! you yoinked me out of the middle of a camping trip! i bought all that food at a store! i bought my CLOTHES at a store. i bought my BEDDING at a store. I DID NOT HAVE TO KILL MY OWN TENT.

me, finally looking up, shaking a flint knife at them: what the hell kind of scientists could go to earth and not notice the dominant species lives in cities? did you just swoop by in a hurry and grab everything out of the park without looking?

scientists: (silence)

me: … oh my god.

scientists: we’re grad students.

[callmehopeless]

I made it