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chag chanukah sameach let's get lit 🕎

okay so my mum called me while she was at work, and she goes "hey you watch that avatar show right?" and I was like "...yeah?" and then she goes "oh my work partner does too!"

so then the phone is put on speaker and I say hi to him and we chat and he asks me who my fave character is (sokka obvi). of course I then ask who his fave character is, and he says "oh if we're talking season 3 then zuko, but overall it's uncle iroh." which, fair enough.

BUT THEN he continues with "that scene where iroh gets jacked and breaks out of prison is how I realised I was gay"

personalgremlin

the last time I honored my feelings was when I was 8 and dug a really big hole in our back yard and got in it

scottislate

sm0l-bun

if u are feeling sad pls look at this cute duck

pondwitch

here at bethesda we pride ourselves on our ability to consistently descend into new and exciting depths of the uncanny valley. we stay on the cutting edge of next-gen almost-human-looking beings. with every major release, our twitchy, dead-eyed, unpredictable mannequins get double resolution for their facial textures, and we are always tweaking their body language to be more unintentionally off-putting than previously thought possible.

pondwitch

this wobbling woman is nonverbally but unmistakably communicating that she has very strong teeth and will not hesitate to bite me if i displease her

surrealjock-deactivated20230801

she looks like that riff raff vine where he’s like

justcatposts

“I bought a typewriter today and Ben hates it“

(Source)

zeindaya

“Something brought you here, Flynn Rider. Call it what you will… Fate, destiny…” “A horse.”

TANGLED (2010) dir. Byron Howard & Nathan Greno

surprisebitch

One time I was hooking up with this guy and he wanted to try handcuff play, I was like sure I’ve never done it why not. so we are doing stuff and I’m handcuffed and then he stops, and just kinda looks at me. he then gets his keys and uncuffs me and I ask him what’s wrong. He tells me I’m too pretty to die and then tells me to get out of his house and then blocks me and I’m still kinda freaked out about it years later

The woods are lovely, dark and deep 🍃🍂

nymika-arts

Part 2 🍃

nymika-arts

I think I accidentally deleted half of this post so here’s part 3 and 4 again lol enjoy

stereofeathers

I still think the little girl who is the world's most skilled at summoning earthworms has to be, like.. that's the most interesting person alive. I wake up at night and remember that this fucking 6-or-whatever-year-old can just. Do that. That's terrifying. I hate knowing this. But again, at the same time, I wonder about it constantly. The whole thing is supposedly a skill passed down through families. People have been honing this ability for fucking CENTURIES. But this little tiny child absolutely blows everyone else out of the water just by summoning HUNDREDS OF EARTHWORMS

stereofeathers

Oh context would probably help here huh