of gods and mortals

from ruin to ruin, we begin at an end.

[theonodus]

Chris, describing a monster robe suffocating Skamos: it's not a bad looking robe let's be real

[theonodus]

Elenora: if it was poison how would you know?

Spencer: Barlin explodes

[theonodus]

Isabelle: So my puppy is going toooo.... uh breath fire

Chris and Justin: -softly- what.

[theonodus]

Josh: I want to use furry of blows!

Bane: He got confused with his two abilities, fury of blows and blowing a furry

[theonodus]

Josh: (to BaneDM) Should this make sense to me?

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Once again we have abandoned the plot in favour of memes

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

[theonodus]

Justin: alright well i'm an edgy 15 year old

[theonodus]

-Cone of cold-

Spencer: so this is what it's like to chew 5 gum

[theonodus]

Chris: -introduces death slaad-

Isabelle: The death slut?

Chris: slaaaaddd

Elenora: the only death slut around here is ME

[sleepy-edits]

[theonodus]

Skamos: I promise that little spurt won't happen again.

[kugurii]

[theonodus]

Courtney: That's what happens when you chew five gum skamos

[theonodus]

Chris: Vincent I can't understand you when you vape can you not?

[theonodus]

—“I’m erasing myself from the narrative.”

[theonodus]

All: ♪TELL ME WHY♪

[theonodus]

Nikki: (if we throw skamos) his neck, his back, all his bones fucking crack.