the poor boy with tight lips and open legs

hey bros and babes. kenny here to answer everything you need to know. even if you just wanna talk. theres now music. it doesn't auto play so if ya wanted to give it a listen you got hit that button yourself. [VP of The Asstasics]

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Kenny is going offline

ain't nobody asking questions so I'm just gonna get really stoned and mess aroun on pornhub  for a while. leave me so questions and I'll get to them soon.

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Are you a boob man or a butt man?

boobs. oh man a nice set a titties… that’s what life is about. 

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why thank you for the lovely complement

pucker up cause i'm ready for ya ;)

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Hey Ken, I've recently lost my pet, which I loved so much, and I feel depressed. Can you give me words of encouragement?

oh man that’s horrible. losing anyone in you family is tough. just keep in mind all the good times you had, while they might be gone nothin can take those memories away from you.

[theorangeparka-blog]

Kenny is Online

hey its been a bit. I'm gonna be answering some questions and making beautiful art.

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So, when you die, does your parka and other clothing articles come back with you or do you get new clothes each time.

okay if my clothes came back that would be fucking nasty. have you seen some of the shit i go through? if i’m gonna drown in literal crap from a septic tank i’d rather come back naked.

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metro-tweek-tweak replied to your post:it is gross fucking hot right now. can the snow...

I-I know what you mean..It’s to h-hot to drink regular coffee. W-Want some ice c-coffee? It w-what I’ve been drinking

nah i'm good. but what I really want in a fucking cold ass beer. that what really hit the spot.

[theorangeparka-blog]

You have such nice hair, lemme touch it B^)

i should probably cute it. its getting kinda shaggy.

but if you wanted to run you fingers through it i wouldn’t stop you.

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you're back i'm crying (in a good way)

sorry i was away for so long. shit happens and there ain’t much you can do about it.

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AW JEEZ YOU ASSHOLE I TOTALLY FORGOT I FOLLOWED THIS BLOG AND HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

surprise!

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it is gross fucking hot right now. can the snow come back already i mean shit.

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South Park Ask Blog Casting Call

Hello everyone! We’re looking for some friendly faces to join our blog! There are plenty of roles open for the taking so please check out our blog and feel free to ask us any questions you may have or send in an audition!

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So this is an ooc question..out of all the people you cosplay as (Kenny, Karkat, etc) who do you think you're the most similar to?

((Since I already ooc post today I’ll do another ‘cause I’m out of light for gifs anyway. So out of all the cosplays I do it is somewhere in the realm of Karkat, Sollux, and Dipper. Nerdy, wordy, and very much into over thinking. Karkat I'm especially similar too and have ben told so repeatedly by many different people, and a few have told me I’m similar to Sollux.))

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Idk dude I really like you A++++++++ in like everything 🙌 seriously did you swap your soul to satan for perfection or...??

i do look pretty great and i do die a fuck ton so I’m going with fuck yeah and satan can’t get enough of this sweet ass so he has to call it back all the time.

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hey ken i'm in need of some new music. got any recommendations?

i might just have a few. you should check out andrew jackson jihad, say anything, the black key, cake, IAMDYMAMITE, hard girls, and the pretty reckless. start there and lets see where that takes you.

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Kenny you little shit. stop that grinning its too hot. And btw. we have matching fingernails ;D

i’ll try to stop just for you hon.

its was so long ago….. orange? yellow?

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Ayo, glad to see that you're back man! How's life been treating you while you were away?

cant really complain. a lot of the same i guess. i just haven’t had time to get on here.