originaldrunkrussian

Jay | 24 | UK Um excuse me, I was told there would be cake?

[theoriginaldrunkrussian-blog]

me: *accidentally reveals something personal while joking*

friend: dude that's dark are you okay?

me: whoops Sharing Time™ is over, come back next week!

[ziamasf]

[fruitcrocs-deactivated20240702]

i met a boy at a party last night and he had the deepest voice i have ever heard in my life so when he said “hi I’m max” my first reaction was to put my hand on his Adam’s apple and say “woah, incredible” i was drunk

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

[wreckurs]

me trying to cope: it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it doesn’t matter it

[theoriginaldrunkrussian-blog]

me: ah what a wonderful day i feel energized and emotionally stable

body: hey ur brain and i decided to give u christmas early. i got u the period bundle - cramps AND bleeding.

brain: and i got u a depressive episode!!

me: where can i return these

brain: lol

body: lol

me: fuck both of you

[littledonkeyburrito]

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

[schyther]

How freaking long are your classes? The longest period I had was 50 minutes.

[sejient]

[ziggy--sane-blog-deactivated202]

There was so much innocence in that comment

[carni611]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is too funny.

[samsungmobile]

Not lost. Geographically ambiguous.

[theoriginaldrunkrussian-blog]

me: *sees stuffed animal laying in an awkward position*

me:.,.. ok.,.. that can't be comfy

me: *quickly adjusts it into a better, healthier position*

[triforce-princess]

[forcewakens]

[marxvx-deactivated20170329]

never underestimate how much cleaning your room will unfuck your head

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I want someone to churn butter in my ass

[slimetony]

Please just for one minute of your fucking life just calm down and think before you type out a post

[heckifiknowcomics]

Sometimes it’s hard to be direct.

[agrownwomansromance-deactivated]

my mom just yelled “it’s called common sense” at my dog

[night-vale-community-radio]

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

[night-vale-community-radio]

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

[nookling]

Animal Crossing television drama