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Maddie, 25, Australian

[littledonkeyburrito]

Waddup I fly planes now

[satellitestomps]

Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts

[satellitestomps]

[rosesandstuff]

WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

John Mulaney does canonicaly exist in his universe, proven by the oh hello billboard in one of the backgrounds, so that is entirely possible as canon

[humblecabbagemerchant]

Miles Morales, any time he’s struggling to beat a tough villian: STREET SMARTS!!

[elijah-beth]

[concepts]

#cinematic parallels

[neocores]

fellas is it gay to be gay

[anastrophilesworld]

according to historians? no.

[aturinfortheworse]

this is my cursed jug i have that bleeds when you pour water in it. 

we’ve done this ten, twenty times now to no apparent change?

[littledonkeyburrito]

I got like the world's largest hickey. I dont even understand how he did it

[littledonkeyburrito]

I wanted to post this somewhere but Instagram is trying to make me crop it

[littledonkeyburrito]

Turns out I might be depressed and now my doctor has me trialling some medication

[littledonkeyburrito]

I met up with some work friends, who have never seen me out of uniform and are still half convinced I'm a lesbian, dressed like this

[littledonkeyburrito]

paramorin replied to your post “aturinfortheworse replied to your chat “Me: Hey, I’m sad about some…”

Nipple itself is impossible, but near it is possible in all sorts of genders & sexes.

A hickey is just about pulling blood to the surface, so maybe it’s harder to give a hickey on the actual nipple but is it completely impossible?

[intimatevoid]

As someone who literally has hickies directly on her areolae and nipples right now, I can confirm that they are very much possible

[littledonkeyburrito]

I thought so. Clearly my guy didn't try hard enough haha

[littledonkeyburrito]

Today I walked into the breakroom at work and when someone asked me how I was going, I sat down on the floor and started crying. 

So like, that’s how I’m going at the moment...

[littledonkeyburrito]

paramorin replied to your post “aturinfortheworse replied to your chat “Me: Hey, I’m sad about some...”

Nipple itself is impossible, but near it is possible in all sorts of genders & sexes.

A hickey is just about pulling blood to the surface, so maybe it’s harder to give a hickey on the actual nipple but is it completely impossible?

[littledonkeyburrito]

aturinfortheworse replied to your chat “Me: Hey, I'm sad about some work stuff. Let's chat. Friend: Sure. Me:...”

Definitely thought this was gonna be about how the immediate next subject was Nipples

And about the plausibility of getting a hickey on a nipple

[littledonkeyburrito]

Me: Hey, I'm sad about some work stuff. Let's chat.

Friend: Sure.

Me: I don't even want to talk about the specific stuff that's making me sad.

Friend: That's cool

Me: So the reason I'm sad is

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[bearer-of-bad-decisions]

[teenagerposts]

a rollercoaster from start to finish

[undertastic-dork]

Steve looks so confused in the last pic and that’s what makes it so funny