ya'll can't handle this

[upfxcked]

When I sing along to FOB songs I don’t even sing the words I just make sounds in the same key bc who the fuck knows the words

[upfxcked]

I used to be a straight a student

Hell, now I’m not even straight

[misterlupin]

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

[proseposeur]

Okay here’s a dramatic reading of it

[misterlupin]

aRE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’M GONNA PISS

[fall-out-pan]

EVERY FUCKING TIME

[dogsenthusiast]

ITS BACK

[amyraudenfeldsdonutshirt]

That first bit reminded me of this:

[byricochetinginbetween]

those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil

[muxbug-deactivated20220627-deac]

i know right they’re so annoying

[danisnotofire]

i agree they’re just the worst

[prettyangelfire]

why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really

[eukelades]

assholes

[danielhowell]

i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore

[upfxcked]

I don’t get how in movies the parents don’t believe in Santa clause, but he’s real. Like where the fuck do you think the presents majestically come from if you didn’t up then there

[theoriginalfangirluniverse]

So I was at a swim meet out of town yesterday and the girls and guys teams were staying separately, and me and my friend decided to go check on the guys. When we got there we stood outside the door and heard a conversation that went about like this BOY 1: God, something stinks in here. Is that you? BOY 2: I swear it's not me I took a shower. BOY 3: yeah, a 45 minute shower that you woke us up at 6am to take. BOY 2: Well, it was a very thorough shower, so now you know I'm clean, and it can't be me. I don't know if you all find this as funny as I do but they are a bunch of filthy rich kids staying 6 to a small hotel room (note that BOY 2 is also the alternate that they made sleep on a couch cushion on the floor when they ran out of beds)

[thegirlbehindthepiano-blog]

so the montreal police officers are on strike and to shame the government they decided to wear different kinds of pants

[notverygoodatflyingaeroplanes]

that’s so beautiful

[katie-and-her-fandoms]

the fashion police

[tomtom1996]

[jackekarashae-deactivated201409]

*AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO EVERY GUY I KNOW*

*TIME TRAVELS AND AGGRESSIVELY FORWARDS TO PAST SELF*

[hopelessly-hope-ful]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[lisarighteye]

ALWAYS REBLOG!

[theoriginalfangirluniverse]

I used to wonder "what would happen if I set this on fire", but now I've learned that more often than no the answer is "it'll be on fire"

[20dollarfalloutboy]

when i sing along to fob songs i don’t even sing the words i just make sounds in the same key bc who thhe fuck knows the words

[vikander]

[theoriginalfangirluniverse]

Jennifer Lawrence’s speech at the 26th Annual Producers Guild of America Awards.

[fentybeautylipgloss-deactivated]

something went horribly wrong and dylan sprouse came out looking like a hot teen boy and cole’s crusty ass is out here lookin like a damn founding father of the united states

[fentybeautylipgloss-deactivated]

is it just me or did cole sprouse lowkey acknowledge my tumblr post

[epochayur-deactivated20150920]

[error-ed]

Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures?

[follow-the-music]

I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated

[peegpin]

don’t u love how movies about the future changed it used to be like 

woa flying cars

woa holograms

woa time travel

and now its just like 

we’re 

all

probably

going

to die in some horrible apocalypse 

[minervose]

says a lot about out cultural state of mind

[onlyblackgirl]

and none of these things have happened, I’m so disappointed. I wouldn’t mind being the only person left one earth

[theoriginalfangirluniverse]

Ice skating is just walking in cursive

[whatarewewatching13]

Their friendship is perfection

[theoriginalfangirluniverse]

This show is perfection