he/they, 20, and here to partaaay | NOT APPROPRIATE FOR <18 YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
main: @olde-scratch; AO3: Sukkobus | dni: gen ai supports/bigots, blank blogs also get blocked
hi everybody my name is suko and i am a pervert. and proud of it <3
if you would like to talk to me, anon asks are enabled and there's not a lot that grosses me out kink-wise! i won't list what i am and am not into (to avoid showing up in those tags), but a quick glance over my fics will tell you a thing or two about that. (i will say that spit makes me gag and ask that you avoid other bodily functions)
i do not accept requests, but i am more than open to discussing prompts or scenes, or even just chatting! you might even inspire me to write a fic :D
[ last update: mar 28 2026 ]
MASTERLISTS: tags ; writing
fandoms i like (not exhaustive) (don't ask me for the lore of any of these games)
Genshin Impact
Honkai: Star Rail (the lore is too complex for me; i'm just here for the men)
Zenless Zone Zero
Obey Me! Shall We Date? (i also play nb/ido, but don't count on me to remember any of that)
maybe it's just me but i think my least favorite x reader two-parter trope is "character does something shitty in part 1, part 2 is reader doing something even shittier to get back at them and somehow it turns into a happy ending because reader's actions are 'justified'".
the thing im going to miss the most about going on t is the ability to do the "anime femboy voiced by a woman" voice, but that's a small price to pay in exchange for (checks notes) not having vocal dysphoria the other 99% of the time
this one almost got a semi-serious title, but that's not quite my brand for these smutshots, it feels too serious.
tongue-in-stomach
envy/reader, they/them pronouns for envy except for when wearing some random guy's face, reader is gender neutral (details on what's between their legs is in the beginning notes of the fic), edward and pinako show up for a few paragraphs but that's it for them, (i think) graphic depictions of body horror, lots of blood
reader is what the elrics dragged up instead of trisha. the botched transmutation lead to reader not being pieced together quite right, meaning mostly that their ribs bend the wrong way (kinda like gluttony's) and they're stuck with a permanent organs-out look. envy thinks this is hot and digs around inside their intestines for fun.
special thank you goes to @champignone!! they reblogged a post a made about not having any ideas for an envy x reader fic and tagged it "#i NEED their tongue up my stomach". envy's tongue doesn't actually go INSIDE reader's stomach, but it gets pretty close! maybe i'll write a more normal oneshot with a more normal reader with more normal oral, but i like what i wrote :]
appointment during which you inspect each of their holes… so you have the men sit in a row on the clinic bench with their hands supporting the backs of their knees so that everything is revealed to you.
alhaitham, who’s without a doubt the most full-figured of the four, was the first patient, while the other three watched with baited breaths. his thick ass and even thicker thighs trembled as your gloved hands groped his pudgy flesh. you hadn’t even examined his hole, but your touch already had his pathetic cock hard and leaking against his abdomen. you tsk, giving the scribe a disapproving glare before sliding your hands up to his large pecs. they were heavy, able to fill your cupped palms and then some. prodding the tip of your index finger into his inverted nipple, you told him that this could be fixed, provided that he come to see you weekly. all the while you explain, you continue toying with his chest, fingers caressing around his dark areola and pinching the skin to try and coax out his shy nipples.
tighnari, definitely slimmer than hayi, kept himself clean, evident by the way his porcelain skin was glimmering under the room’s bright lights. the valuka shuna’s large ears twitched as you pressed your stethoscope onto his soft belly, gradually shifting lower and lower, until you reached his cute cock. the cold metal made him flinch, his bushy tail jolting upright. you readjusted tighnari, flipping him over on his hands and knees. fingers brushed through the fibers of his soft tail, drawing out several whimpers from the man and making the appendage sway slightly in your grasp. pushing it out of the way, you began to examine his cock— the flushed, peachy member was the cutest you had ever seen. experimentally, you gave it a few pumps, some cloudy precum dripping from his tip. with a few gentle pats on his ass, you concluded that he was healthy, though he should check in with you again once his rut arrives.
cyno was more muscular than the rest. his training as a warrior made sure of that. the backs of his toned thighs were smooth and firm, confirmed by sliding your hands down his legs as he bit down on his lip to prevent making sounds. you dipped a finger into his winking hole, stirring inside until you found a spot that made him whine loudly and his back arch up. you added another finger, attacking his prostate relentlessly until his his walls clenched tightly around you. cyno began rocking his hips in an attempt to get your fingers even deeper, but this was a doctor’s visit, not a brothel. your other hand quickly came up to his cock, pressing a finger to his slit and preventing an orgasm. he was left shaking and panting against the table, desperate for more of your touch as you recommended him techniques to avoid premature ejaculation.
kaveh surprised you. you hadn’t expected the man to have such a cute cunt. the pink petals of his pussy bloomed for you, slick dribbling out of his hole under not only your observant gaze, but his three friends’ as well. he was already shy about being different, but being last? kaveh could feel the stares on his desperate pussy as you began to rub gloved fingers along his slit, occasionally rubbing against his engorged clit. unlike the others, kaveh made no moves to quiet himself— well, more like he couldn’t. he had never felt anything this intense before. the way his pussy throbbed under your diligent touch was unbearable; he could feel his body getting hotter and hotter as sweat dripped down his inner thigh, near where you were working him. when you removed your fingers from his wet cunt, he whined at the loss, begging for someone to fill him. you told kaveh that his response indicated that he was in good health, and that he may consult you if he had any other concerns.
you considered this a successful checkup, removing your gloves before handing them each a progress report with your notes. the patients, hearing that the appointment was over, seemed disappointed— disappointed that you wouldn’t be touching them more, disappointed that you didn’t even seem aroused, and disappointed that you wouldn’t be coming inside them to test their reproductive health. maybe next time.
is that too much to ask or something . i want envy calling me a brat with his hand around my neckkk. their body caging me in-between their arms, their weight (that totally doesn't match their smaller frame) anchoring me to the couch. i wanna see envy lower his head with a smirk when they hear my breath hitch under them
make the smut now or we'll have problems . pls im going insane
thinking about the brothers in their bunny boy outfits (particularly Lucifer...) TW: suggestive???? maybe???? Just my weird silly maybe just a little bit horny thoughts.
Did you know that in bunny social hierarchy, when bunnies groom each other, the bunny who gets groomed is the dominant one? Like one bunny will demand grooms from another bunny as a show of dominance? (Did that make sense? I hope, it's 3 am and I just thought of this for a while...)
So like, imagine:
MC and the brothers working at The Fall during that one event and MC is wearing a bunny suit/dress of their own and they keep going to the brothers and asking them to 'help' them with their outfit: Straightening their ears, tightening their bows, fluffing up their tail, brushing back stray hairs, little tiny things that they could easily fix on their own... The brothers think their human is being particularly helpless today... But little do they know... hehehe...~
You could also do the opposite... The idea of Lucifer in his bunny outfit demanding MC to help him with the big bow on his back and then calling them a good boy/girl/they afterwards much to MC's confusion.
i miss logging into ido every day to collect merch since i can't do it irl, but not enough to, like... actually start logging in again lol. entirely unrelated, i might start diying my own photocards.
this one almost got a semi-serious title, but that's not quite my brand for these smutshots, it feels too serious.
tongue-in-stomach
envy/reader, they/them pronouns for envy except for when wearing some random guy's face, reader is gender neutral (details on what's between their legs is in the beginning notes of the fic), edward and pinako show up for a few paragraphs but that's it for them, (i think) graphic depictions of body horror, lots of blood
reader is what the elrics dragged up instead of trisha. the botched transmutation lead to reader not being pieced together quite right, meaning mostly that their ribs bend the wrong way (kinda like gluttony's) and they're stuck with a permanent organs-out look. envy thinks this is hot and digs around inside their intestines for fun.
special thank you goes to @champignone!! they reblogged a post a made about not having any ideas for an envy x reader fic and tagged it "#i NEED their tongue up my stomach". envy's tongue doesn't actually go INSIDE reader's stomach, but it gets pretty close! maybe i'll write a more normal oneshot with a more normal reader with more normal oral, but i like what i wrote :]
this one almost got a semi-serious title, but that's not quite my brand for these smutshots, it feels too serious.
tongue-in-stomach
envy/reader, they/them pronouns for envy except for when wearing some random guy's face, reader is gender neutral (details on what's between their legs is in the beginning notes of the fic), edward and pinako show up for a few paragraphs but that's it for them, (i think) graphic depictions of body horror, lots of blood
reader is what the elrics dragged up instead of trisha. the botched transmutation lead to reader not being pieced together quite right, meaning mostly that their ribs bend the wrong way (kinda like gluttony's) and they're stuck with a permanent organs-out look. envy thinks this is hot and digs around inside their intestines for fun.
special thank you goes to @champignone!! they reblogged a post a made about not having any ideas for an envy x reader fic and tagged it "#i NEED their tongue up my stomach". envy's tongue doesn't actually go INSIDE reader's stomach, but it gets pretty close! maybe i'll write a more normal oneshot with a more normal reader with more normal oral, but i like what i wrote :]