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Sup bitches

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

We did it, Reddit

We killed Tumblr

[daenerysbeauty]

i’m literally going to write out of spite a fantasy series focused on the relationship between two gay wizards in the 1920s who are driven apart due to one’s lust for power, ultimately leading to a final confrontation between the two to determine the fate of the world. and you know what??? jk can’t even sue me for it since she never actually incorporated it into her works, so boom i win.

[thatsadifferentstory]

PLEASE

[pangaeastarseed]

i’m begging you

[bot-dad]

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[theoriginalproteuseffect]

Isn't this Naruto?

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

Got the whole team!

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

>that infectious laughter

A girl flashing in VR just feels so much lewder.

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

VRChat, where Aniki lives on 

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Stifling rifles with panache and buckshot.

[finalfantasyvii]

[milli0401-deactivated20210117]

[bbjg]

[formerlyknownasx]

Dumbledore poster is me.

[mephiles]

devil may cry 5 theory

[the-burningsand-deactivated2018]

[katenikii]

I really love DmC reboot, it’s problems were a weak main character, because they were scared to make him as edgy as possible(thanks to complaining fans, refusing to acknowledge that this is a complete reboot), flat characters, simple plot(which isn’t necessarily a bad thing)

and easy bosses(which is reduced when you play on hard mode), but the locations, the style and music, they were just awesome!

But now I don’t get why people are happy about the “good old” DMC

Like

I see the problem of Nero’s character design is the same - I don’t see his personality as much as I see in Dante’s , to me, he appears as much as DmC Dante and that’s not fixing the problem

And yea, removing his Devil Bringer is a huuuge mistake

Robotic hand is such an overused trope in media right now(Metal Gear, Deadpool, Marvel)

As I said, they were too scared to throw off the reboot

But I don’t feel like they took its advantages

Remember, the epic come back of the old characters doesn’t make the game good and vice versa

So they’re just looking for easy money

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

The gameplay won’t be full of color-coded enemies, easy SSS gauges, cringy, edgy dialogue such as “FUCK YOU”. And it won’t run at 30FPS.

[katenikii]

A friendly reminder that returning to the old franchise doesn’t automatically makes the game good

And ignoring the reboot doesn’t count as working on its mistakes

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

Unfriendly reminder that the reboot sucked ass, DMC V is already better than DmC:DonteMayCry, and good riddance to your reboot series

[st-just]

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

We wuz patient zero n shiet

[kingcalypso]

been watchin vinny play links awakening so heres marin

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

"ayy yo white boi u came to the wrong island motherfucker"

[plebcomics]

Guess who's being a grave-dancing shitfuck again, right after the death of TotalBiscuit? Yup, it's your favorite inflat-o-bear, Tom Preston. TB wasn't dead for a full day and the rag-on-a-stick jackass was already throwing shade on Twitter. He deleted it, but trust me, it's still archived SOMEWHERE. People were absolutely disgusted, even some of the people in his own circle.

yeah dont worry i was made aware and man, what a piece of shit. just think–when he dies, whos gonna have anything positive to say about him

[theoriginalproteuseffect]

Never thought I'd defend a late TB. That hack Preston can go eat a bag of dicks for that