A vile misrepresentation of the human condition.

Hello! I enjoy tumbling with much enthusiasm! I am a California guy, living out in the middle of farm-land secretly missing living near the beach. I am just into my 30s, and still have no idea what I a going to do when I grow up. I pretty much reblog Pokemon, guys with beards, and stuff I think is funny (oxford comma, for the win) I hope you like my blog, feel free to shoot me an ask.

[theory-shattering-boob-physics]

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Penis.

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

[2000ish]

[sadgalari]

[sourvvitch-deactivated20201128]

I AM GOING TO WATCH THIS EVERY FUCKING MORNING

[cosmicfunnies]

The last but not least of Assorted Planets Month!

And now to cool you all off with some “refreshing” rain!

This week’s entry: Planetary Rain

http://www.zmescience.com/other/science-abc/rain-titan-earth-neptune/

http://io9.com/on-jupiter-you-can-see-neon-rain-1640118403

[asylum-teaparty]

So, in case you haven’t seen what Tokyo Disney is doing for halloween

Here’s the basics. The big villains of the disney movies have invited mickey and the crew to join them for halloween. Meanwhile, the villains have sent out ‘recruiters’ to get the guests to join the villain’s side!

Here are the recruiters, because they’re amazing and already are amassing a fanbase (plus I want to draw them). I’ve only got a few of their names, so I wrote the ones I knew. Eight Foot Joe (Ursula): 

Apple Poison (Evil Queen): 

Jack of Hearts (Queen of Hearts):

(Cruella DeVille):

Malefi (Maleficent):

Veil (Frollo):

(Hades):

(Captain Hook): 

(Scar):

(Jafar):

If y’all know any of the names I don’t, please put them!

[gothambeats-blog]

HOLY SHIT I CAN”T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS

[briannacherrygarcia]

CRUELLA THOUGH OMFG

[thatfuckingfrenzy]

Tree spirits.

[deanplease]

[pleatedjeans]

[weloveshortvideos]

[wjacks]

new follow.  I LIKE HIS ATTITUDE

[sagittairy]

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transcendentalbabe

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I feel personally offended that I have not seen this video until now. It’s amazing. AMAZING. AMAZING AND so cute amazing

[monochrome-miku]

“Hey guess what”

“No you have to guess”

[dduane]

Book titles rewritten to get more clicks, Upworthy style

[kateviardo-deactivated20200223]

Little women’s one made me choke on my tea

[breathingsboring-deactivated202]

This one from the link though:

Perfection.

[malehag]

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

[dekutree]

me when I wake up late

[weenie-hut-general]

[applesdotexe]

the image “george washington welcomes abraham lincoln into heaven” is so homosexual

[applesdotexe]

[bloodspire]

hot president yaoi

[ruanv]

[theory-shattering-boob-physics]

You spelled "better than" wrong...

[joydick]

im gay because when i was 4 i sneezed and no one said bless you and the devil entered my soul