✧ THE VAMPIRE DIARIES PROMPTS ! ( PART II . )
* A MIXTURE OF TVD S3 - S4 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .
‘ Hey, you should learn to knock. What if I was… indecent? ‘
‘ Why should I let you leave? ‘
‘ I am every parent’s worst nightmare. I am the chaperone teacher from hell. ‘
‘ I need you to stop following me - it’s causing some problems. ‘
‘ Let’s skip the part where we pretend we don’t know about the vampires. ‘
‘ You were testing me to see if I was a vampire. ‘
‘ Oh, boy. Are you a sucker for a lost cause, or what? ‘
‘ Can you just give me a minute to appreciate that you’re not dead? ‘
‘ You had a bag full of weapons and a teacher with an eternity ring. ‘
‘ It was too dangerous going out there to begin with, so what was it? ‘
‘ You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool. ‘
‘ I wake up in stranger’s blood in places I don’t recognize. ‘
‘ You may be cute, but you’re still a vampire. ‘
‘ To a vampire, that’s nothing. To you? That’s half your life. ‘
‘ A thousand years of life experience says otherwise. ‘
‘ I don’t want you to be what other people think that you are. ‘
‘ Why is it suddenly so important that everybody keep me in check? ‘
‘ You can’t just keep appearing like this. It freaks me out. ‘
‘ What do you mean “what”? I’ve been calling you for two days. ‘
‘ I’m the guy who’s been assigned to protect the human blood bag. ‘
‘ You almost got barbecued. The least I can do is apply first-aid. ‘
‘ When I kill someone, they’re supposed to stay dead. ‘
‘ I don’t know why this is happening, or when it’s gonna stop. ‘
‘ You need to disappear. Or evaporate. Or do whatever it is that ghosts do. ‘
‘ Careful where you shine that thing. Bats hate the light. ‘
‘ She’s a thousand-year-old vampire who’s joined the cheer leading squad. ‘
‘ We’re a predatory species. We don’t have time to care about humans. ‘
‘ Why feed on vampires? Don’t tell it’s for the smooth after taste. ‘
‘ What the hell’s wrong with you? You’re not supposed to witchy-migraine me! ‘
‘ Humanity is a vampire’s greatest weakness. ‘
‘ No matter how easy it is to turn it off, it keeps trying to fight its way back in. ‘
‘ She ran for the hills like usual, the minute things got bad. ‘
‘ Human life is just a means to an end. Our means, to our end. ‘
‘ OK, so what if he asked you to rip your own heart out? ‘
‘ None of us are gonna make it out of this town alive.. ‘
‘ When are you going to get it? Stop saving me! ‘
‘ Take it from me. Strange is bad; dead is worse. ‘
‘ You know, you guys are ruining a perfectly good funeral. ’
‘ Is that what you`re doing? Trying to make me hate you? ‘
‘ Are you going to kill me? ‘
‘ I thought about it myself once or twice over the centuries, truth be told. ‘
‘ And I could let you, die, if that’s what you want. ‘
‘ Vampire hunter who can’t be killed by vampires. Convenient. ‘
‘ I’ve been having these dreams for days now. ‘
‘ I just can’t believe that you guys kept this from me this whole time. ‘
‘ You bit me. I could’ve died. ‘
‘ You’re gonna wanna buff up, if you start dating this one. ‘
‘ We all know the drill– you feed or you die. ‘
‘ I was supposed to die, I don’t– I don’t want– I can’t be a vampire! ‘
‘ I made a choice that I will regret for the rest of my life. Now let me try to fix it. ‘
‘ I never thought I’d be saying this, but I can’t stop thinking about blood. ‘
‘ Your mouth was all over me. I was an innocent victim. ‘
‘ Yoo-hoo, anybody home? Big bad vampire out here. ‘
‘ You don’t have to convince me that everything’s going to be okay.. ‘
‘ This is wrong. A bunch of people just died and we’re having sex. ‘
‘ Did I say that I was a germaphobe? Pfft. Sorry. I meant vampire. ‘
‘ Is the hospital really the best place for a germaphobe? ‘
‘ Because you’re a vampire now. And part of you knows you’re a lot more like me. ‘
‘ Do you remember what you were like before you turned? ‘
‘ You are a vampire now. You just have to learn the right way to be one. ‘
‘ Well let’s just say it’s made you the most well protected vampire hunter in town. ‘
‘ I’m searching for a supernatural handbook. ‘
‘ I know what being around too much blood does to you, so… I can’t put you through that. ‘
‘ Newbie vampire remorse? Whoof, it’s worse than a hangover. ‘
‘ Is that where you’ve been all morning? Buying bossypants? ‘
‘ For someone who doesn’t want to be like me, you sure are good at it. ‘
‘ Well, “lost” is a very strong word, we just technically don’t know where she is. ‘
‘ The witch who loses her powers gets left out of important conversations. ‘
‘ You’re using your calm voice today. Who’s getting killed? ‘
‘ I must be the least intimidating mass murderer ever. ‘
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