Theosaurous

Literally Dean Winchester reincarnated (She/they)

[stevenjgarza]

Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

[deansbite]

surprise 🤞🤞

[theosaurous]

Hello!!!!

[daylighted-deactivated20250825]

so i’m beginning to take steps to take my writing passion seriously and hope to have my first ever book out by the end of the year (fingers crossed!) and basically wanted to know if you guys would be interested in the process or anything related to it? i can’t guarantee that i’ll be any more active, but if it’s something you guys wanna follow lmk <3

[theosaurous]

yesyesyesyesYESYESYESYESYES.

[daylighted-deactivated20250825]

I need to know your thoughts on Mark Meachum/Countdown ASAP bee tee dubs

i actually haven’t watched any of it!! i’ve seen & reposted edits of mark but have not watched it at all my life has been a little chaotic as of late! pls everyone tell me YOUR thoughts on him (no spoilers tho pls) and if you think i should watch omg

[theosaurous]

ITS SO GOOD OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT He’s such a cutie patootie in all the best ways

Also I hope things settle down soon 🫶🫶

[pbeeanjay]

dean winchester is saved !

[flowtaives-deactivated20260715]

soldierbutch is so drowley (I've never watched the boys I've only seen clips)

[theosaurous]

Okay but you’re right

[omgitskaii]

bro what is this dude saying

[deaditeantlers]

what? you DON'T want to watch supernatural? you mean you're not interested in hunting monsters, family drama, complex trauma, catholic guilt, internalised homophobia, the bible, brotherhood, men covered in blood, dad rock, torture, war, death, resurrection, death again, resurrection again, biblical angel porn stars, flannel shirts, fanfiction, angel/human situationships, tragedy, autonomy, beer, clowns, time travel, alternate universes, cowboys, and horror? yeah ok freak ok weirdo

[daylighted-deactivated20250825]

ts is so random but do any of u guys wanna be beta bot testers ⁉️ ik i said i was on a hiatus on them but i actually lied. HAHAHA. so if u wanna be pls lmk 🙏 this is my portfolio LMFAOOOO

[theosaurous]

Standing outside your door in the freezing rain holding a bouquet of flowers begging on my knees Please Please Please

[daylighted-deactivated20250825]

someone cast aaron taylor johnson as a cowboy or im going to FUCKING LOSE IT !!!!!!

[theosaurous]

Movie with atj and jackles as cowboys together would explode the world and my pants

[daylighted-deactivated20250825]

hi !!! long time no see !!!

i wanted to start this off by saying thank you all for all of the love i got in my absence 😭 over 1k notifs i returned to! that is unreal! and in this same breath, thank you for how many of them were so kind? the support and the love and genuine kindness you all showed me as i was literally logging off for a while ( for me at least ) is so, so much more appreciated than i think any of you will ever know. i am going to answer them all i promise !! i am just currently reacclimating to even being on here LOL.

my next keypoint is going to be a little hard boundary </3 i'm sandwiching it in between the good stuff so hopefully that makes it okay !!! i think it goes without saying, but in case it needs spelled out, please do not follow me if you follow smarties. there is a full thread on why tagged in my pinned; what is linked is just the final thing i am making about her, considering this is all she's wanted is my attention. i do not care if you believe that "this is just fanfiction and you will follow us both" or anything along those lines. it stopped being fanfiction at the first secret account she made to reach me; it has dug its own grave by this fourth. i am not asking for you to choose my side or hers, because again, i do not give a shit about sides or teams or anything like that. she is harassing me, and so i am cutting the lines as they reach me, in this instance where i have a semblance of control. i hope you understand but it is not my intention anymore to coddle to people who continuously support her after everything that has happened to me.

i learned a lot about myself on this break! i am an incredibly anxious person. LMFAO. if you take away one of my constants, i think i go a little stir crazy, something that fluctuated for me throughout this week! i think i am a lot better now. i got a victory royale on fortnite (LMFAO) which if you know me, you know this is a HUGE W because i suck at it! i started reading again! i started watching supernatural again! i wrote a lot of updates on things, and the things i didn't get to are in a clear list, and i actually do have motivation to finish them! this is a huge feat for someone like me who tends to quit and move onto the next thing. i am going to spend tonight & tomorrow queuing what i have to post so i can (hopefully) catch up on everything else in the background. plus, i'm writing a book? like i said, it's been a little bit of an anxious break, but a productive one!

i also updated my theme hehe. for st pattys! this is all but irrelevant but i do love updating my theme, as we all know, so <3 !! a new dahliablog outfit has been added to the collection. if you want me to do your theme lmk LOL and i'm serious !! if you can't tell i love doing it & i might as well capitalize on it since ( new lore! because i can't help but overshare on the internet at all times ) i can't work for six months at least, though probably more with how my seizures are </3 side hustles and me are about to get well acquainted HAHA.

this is a very long post & i do apologize, i just wanted to let you guys know all of the things i got up to in my absence <3 i hope you didn't miss me too much, and i hope that what i put out for all of you in these coming days & more to come are things you will enjoy<3 thank you for sticking by me and all of my absolute crazy ideas & lack of commitment to the ones i had already started. i'm working on that part!!

love, dahlia <3

[theosaurous]

DOLLY!!! I’m so glad that you’re doing better, and you’re literally in your locked in era

[daylighted-deactivated20250825]

Dolly darling I did it!! In my finally posting stuff era!!

I SCREAMEDDD I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE U JOIN US THEO <3 !!!! I AM ADDING HER TO THE LIST RIGHT NOW I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU !!! LACEY IS SUCH A CUTE NAME FOR HER I'M SO 😭

[theosaurous]

NO LITERALLY I WAS SITTING THERE THINKING LIKE SHOES LEATHER NAMES AND THEN I WAS LIKE LACES?? LACEY!!

[theosaurous]

Introducing!

Boots!reader

Very few things in Ben’s life withstand the test of time, very few are on the receiving end of his gentleness.

She was originally a gift from his father, right before everything went to hell and they never spoke again

Roughly, 38 years after Ben was taken by the Russians, collectors were too eager to get their hands on anything related to Soldier Boy, and of course, Vought was all to eager to make a penny at a ‘dead’ man’s expense

Unfortunately, the person with the most money when Vought auctioned off the boots, had a penchant for mayhem of the scientific kind

Thus, Lacey was born. Nobody’s quite sure how he managed to pull it off, but he definitely did it! Unfortunately, the boots-turned-woman wasn’t very happy with her predicament

It didn’t take long for her to escape though, she had seen more of the world than she cared for! It took even less time for her to meet Hughie Campbell! Little did either of them know he would lead her right back to Ben!

Shout out @daylighted & everyone else who’s made an object!reader!! Happy to finally join your ranks!

[mikeyshs]

a profound bond

destiel but make it yuri

[daylighted-deactivated20250825]

Now what if we take object to girl out of the spn universe….hear me out

theo i woke up 4 mknutes ago dont do this to me. i fear im about to do impulsive beautiful things with this idea. oh my GOD.

[theosaurous]

DO IT!!! Give Baby and Lore their distant half cousin twice removed that’s kinda freaky

[theangelisgay]

jensen ackles: and then dean takes the mark of cain

karl urban who just really wanted someone to play golf with him: uh huh

[werepires]

Pro tip! You don’t have to choose a special interest if you just mash them together