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This is a NSFW + Venting sideblog, main is a secret except to mutuals on main blog

[theotherfungeon]

I know I have like 6 dead followers but I kinda wanna revive this blog but....I do have some rly gross shit here from when I was a worse person. Shame, I still like the url despite most people being embarrassed of their WiR phase. I’m not.

[theotherfungeon]

Nice

[theotherfungeon]

are you still waiting to narusaku to happen ?

Ahahah….I remember seeing posts about an anon asking SNS/NS/SK shippers this exact question a while back. Didn’t know you were still at it. Pretty pathetic, really. You honestly have nothing better to do than wait for new blogs to post in the tags to send the same question over and over huh?

No, it’s not going to happen, even if Kishi changed his mind it’s far too late to for them to become canon. And it would be in terrible taste for him to forcibly break up NHSS just so NS would be canon, the NH family is mostly happy and SS is…….um, they have a daughter. Them getting divorced would only make things worse. (Well, if SS did nothing would even change, as Sasuke’s never home and Sakura is officially stated to be a single mom who raised Sarada all by herself…)

Polyamory would have been a much better answer than picking which ships to be canon and continuing the wars, but it’s still frowned upon, especially in Japan. You can love more than one person without said love being “less” because of it. But sadly people cannot wrap their heads around this concept and believe someone has to “win” all of someone’s love and shit or else it’s “not good enough”…

There is plenty of love, Naruto especially has enough love for both Sakura and Hinata, and I honestly believe that Hinata would not mind if Naruto still had feelings for Sakura, we’ve already been shown at the end of the Pain arc that she’s ok with it as long as he’s happy, just as Karin is ok with SS just as long as she thinks Sasuke is happy.

[theotherfungeon]

I want to start an ask blog for polyamory shipping involving Karin, Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto, and Hinata, but with so much hate and intolerance towards other ships in the fandom I doubt anyone would be interested

[bonusholeboy-deactivated2017012]

Since I got a lot of new followers I want to remind ya’ll that you cannot support me and continue to buy from Bad Dragon. Why?

Their owner was downright cissexist and transphobic to me to the point of removing my entire account from their video site.

They are unapologetically racist.

They are unapologetically misogynistic.

They have abused staff.

They have horrible customer service problems, not limited to, insulting their buyers.

Don’t buy from Bad Dragon. There are way better alternatives such as

Exotic-Erotics

Frisky Beast

BlueRitual

DamnAverage

Primal Hardwere

[bonusholeboy-deactivated2017012]

Been awhile since this was on my dash so reblogging again to remind people.

[lilitharcane-blog]

Ok this is all terrible but it turns out they literally condone raping animals as well…. and have a forum where you can talk about it…..which is probably one of the most appalling things I’ve seen

I’m used to sex toy companies (and the sex industry in general) being terrible but ugh some things literally make me sick…

[the-stray-liger]

Wow oh WOW I didn’t know all this 

[theotherfungeon]

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ == 81% Rigger 72% Sadist 63% Switch 63% Non-monogamist 62% Dominant 60% Master/Mistress 60% Degrader 59% Vanilla 55% Submissive 50% Primal (Hunter) 49% Brat Tamer 40% Experimentalist 38% Owner 35% Rope Bunny 33% Brat 32% Primal (Prey) 23% Slave 23% Voyeur 22% Masochist 21% Degradee 20% Daddy/Mommy 13% Girl/Boy 13% Pet 9% Exhibitionist 7% Ageplayer See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=1054096

...how the fuck did i get anything from ageplay/daddy kink????

[theotherfungeon]

I’d post/reblog more but porn i actually like is p rare

[theotherfungeon]

they want me to move in with them

they honestly think that I would consider moving in with them

while we’re broken up

while I would have to watch him with another person, and JUST another, despite that we had agreed to an open relationship

he doesn’t seem bothered in the fucking slightest by breaking up with me

we were almost together for 4 years

and he’s already perfectly fine with everything

and it turns out his mom wanting me to stay isn’t even really because she sees me as a daughter and cares for me

it’s because I’m bringing money in

FUCK YOU

FUCK ALL OF YOU

NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT ME

AND YET YOU FUCKING WONDER WHY I’M MOVING BACK TO MY MOMS

2 STATES AWAY

NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME

AT LEAST I CAN BE OF USE TO MY MOTHER

FUCK

YOU

[theotherfungeon]

I can't even properly fantasize about snatcher like i usually do with fictional crushes

like i really really do think he's gross and disgusting and awful but like

i'm still having a stupid crush on him somehow?? but i wouldn't even go near him???

plus 1809 ain't a good place for women/nb/non-men so i try to stick to the dream that started this shit in the first place

where i'm either an orphan that eventually made a life for myself or the daughter of an aristocrat, but either way i'm also secretly this black-clad androgynous sword-wielding hero called blackhat or something that's beloved by cheesebridge and always seeking to do the right thing and snatcher hates that persona bc he hates justice and shit, but we both know about each others' identities (madame frou frou, jesus i caught that immediately when i first watched boxtrolls), and i was trying to help the boxtrolls and he had essentially blackmailed me into making a deal with him that if i couldn't help the boxtrolls i'd have to marry him bc i'm rich and shit and i lost and we got married but like it wasn't even bad at all, like i actually wasn't unhappy in the end even tho i didn't like it at first

but even then i'm having a hard time actually focusing on this shit bc i hate this asshole but i wanna smooch him too?? but i also don't want to go near him either this shit is confusing as fuck

[theotherfungeon]

still thinkin about self-insert romancing with nerd king and pirate king but just one instead of both

if I'm with maxie we only have like 2 maybe 3 kids at the most, with this I imagine archie got with matt and shelly with tabitha

but with archie we end up with like 10 kids to the point where everyone makes jokes at first with like 4 kids and by 6 they semi-jokingly start asking if we even know what a condom is and by 7 if archie's trying to start a new team aqua and they start actually sending some bc they don't know if it's actually a joke or if archie just wants a huge-ass family, with this one maxie got with tabitha and shelly with courtney

also thought about one with tabitha (ar/max and matt/cour, 2 kids) and courtney (max/tabi and ar/shel), haven't really thought of me with shelly or matt yet tho

[theotherfungeon]

>Watches Boxtrolls

>Has dream involving Snatcher

[theotherfungeon]

the whole kyogre groudon happens kind of emerald style so i end up fighting both and they fall in love with me but also remember that they're in love with each other too

and we eventually all just go on dates and threesomes and shit and unofficially get married and I have their kids and we're all a family

[theotherfungeon]

AlphaSapphire in a nutshell

[theotherfungeon]

Archie: Pan/Omnisexual

Maxie: Bisexual, but had some internalized homophobia before he accepted this part of himself

Matt: Homosexual (leans more towards Androphilia/attraction towards masculinity in general, even with females)

Shelly and Tabitha: Straight (Even if I ship them with Courtney and Matt/Maxie respectively)

Courtney: Gray-A, Demisexual or Pomosexual

[tyrennosaurs]

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[lintufriikki]

I have the idea that if you want then maybe you could draw Archie flexing his muscles? Or unzipping his suit sensually, a little bit further?

best request i ever got tbh. also scruffy hair archie gives me life

[theotherfungeon]

Somebody should redo the scene from Panty and Stocking where Kneesocks goes off about how rules and perfection are great but with Maxie instead, with Archie and Shelly as Panty and Stocking

(I guess with Tabitha or Courtney as Scanty too)