Wit beyond measure

Lorcan Scamander. 7th Year. Ravenclaw. Beater.

[tibalt-gloryflower]

I know I speak for Sander and myself

[tibalt-gloryflower]

Are you now?

Well, you know that this means you are never again allowed to make fun of Sander and me for taking so long to get together, right?

[theotherscamander]

*laughs* I'm teasing with you. But yeah, We told each other how we felt and then we kissed. It was great. You probably don't want to hear that though. Take care of my big brother, okay? And you take care as well, bro. Glorymander's always and forever. Never forget that.

[tibalt-gloryflower]

I know I speak for Sander and myself

[tibalt-gloryflower]

Promise. If the three of us can all fit in it, of course. 

Godric, I love you, Lorc. 

[theotherscamander]

I love you more. Looks like you and Lys' aren't the only ones who are having a busy summer. Aurelia and I are spending the summer together.

[tibalt-gloryflower]

I know I speak for Sander and myself

When I say that it has been…such a privilege to have you all here to celebrate our joining with us. It’s been the happiest day in a life full of happy days, and we want to thank you so much for sharing it with us. 

I think my husband is going to kill me if we miss our ship to the honeymoon so…this is goodbye, for now. I love you all. 

[theotherscamander]

Promise me when you two get back, that the three of us will go to our secret fort for old times sake?

[yafictionquotes]

[clawsandfangs]

[unicornsanddolphins]

[lyssaaaanderr]

Yeah, I already know. We really were lurking in the bushes. But congrats, man. The Glorymander square is complete. Funny how it was almost a Weaslemander square, huh?

Very glad we dodged that bullet.

[theotherscamander]

Glorymander square sounds better in my opinion. Me too, big bro. Me too.

Promise you won't forget me when you're on to bigger and better things?

[lyssaaaanderr]

Y-You’re… The best brother anyone could ever ask for. Pure and kind and intelligent and wonderful. I wouldn’t have made it all these years without you, it’s so hard to put into words just how much you mean to me, Lorcan, I… I love you too. And I’ve enjoyed every moment I’ve spent with you. Even when you had spattergroit.

[theotherscamander]

I wanted you to be the first to know that I told Aurelia that I loved her. We kissed. Unless you and Ti were lurking in the bushes, checking up on us. 

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

And

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

I-I love you too Flora…just-to let you know. 

-holds his hand while they walk over to the free bar- 

[theotherscamander]

I'm glad our brother's helped us come to our senses. It's been you all along, it's always been you who I have loved. Even when I was with Lucy Weasley for that short period of time.

[tibalt-gloryflower]

Well…I need you to be my Chief of Staff.

Don’t tell Sander, but you’re the smartest guy I know. And anyway, I can’t make him work for me, that would just be too weird. 

[theotherscamander]

I.... I accept. Thank you, Ti. I won't let you down. I promise.

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

And

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

I think I-I could use that drink now. 

[theotherscamander]

Yeah? Me too. This summer is going to be the best yet, Fauna.

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

And

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

And what kind of adventure do you have in mind? 

[theotherscamander]

Well... I was thinking we could go to a pub act like the knights that we are while talking in British accents while slapping our bellies demanding that wenches serve us more ale. And that's just the beginning of what I have in mind. You see, Lys' and Ti will be off doing their own thing and quite frankly, you're the one person who I enjoy going on adventures with. And maybe... Just maybe...

I love you? I've been wanting to do that for quite some time now, to be honest.

[tibalt-gloryflower]

Well…we’ll keep looking out for each other then, huh? 

Glorymanders forever. And also…I know that I promised Sander not to talk about politics today but…between you and me, I’m way ahead in the polls for the race for Chief Warlock, and then the campaign managers think it’s a lock for Minister in five years. And I’m going to need a Chief of Staff as soon as I take the bench…

[theotherscamander]

Damn straight we will. What are you getting at, Ti?

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

And

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

I feel oh so flattered. How are you my favourite model boy of a client.

[theotherscamander]

Tisander went on their next big adventure and I think it's about time that the other half of the Glorymander's went on an adventure too. We can't be letting them have all the fun, now can we?

[gloriousflower-aurelia-deactiva]

And

my last dragon bite has been mended. Choochoo mother fudders. 

[theotherscamander]

Hey there. Just the person I wanted to see, actually.

[tibalt-gloryflower]

I’ll thank you right now. 

Thank you, Lorcan. For being here today. And every day. And for always believing in us, and rooting for us. And thank you for being the best friend and brother in law any guy could ever have asked for, ever. I…I have no idea where I would be without you. I love you so, so much. 

[theotherscamander]

I love you too, you big softie. And you honestly have no idea how much you mean to me. You're the one who got me to quit smoking and you're the one who was there for me when I was afraid of the dark. I don't think you'll ever realize how much you mean to me, because I can't even begin to describe it. I wouldn't have made it through so much without you. And I'm so glad you found someone who makes you happy. Bonus points for that person being my big bro. You deserve to be happy, Ti. I won't let you forget that. And guess what I'm going to call you more often? Brother. Not because you're my brother-in-law, because you are my brother. Glorymander's forever, remember?

[lyssaaaanderr]

…I’m gonna let that pass once, little brother.

Speaking of women you’re so painfully obviously in love with, won’t Aurelia be upset you’ve left her to deal with mum and dad all alone?

[theotherscamander]

She's with someone else, Lys'. And I want to spend this moment with you, just for a bit. I love you. Thanks for always taking care of me. Even when I had Spattergroit, you were there for me all of the way. You've always been closeby. And I wouldn't have it any other way, honestly. Not only are you my twin, but you're my best friend. I'm not trying to bring you down, I'm trying to uplift you when I say this next.

My Boggart and my worst fear is losing you, Lys'. A life without you is unfathomable. Without you, I'm incomplete.  You know how most kid's heroes are their parent's? You're my hero, Lysander Scamander. I love you.