who's the tortoise pervert?

Ellie. Archaeologi(sh)t and Clara Oswald fan. Catch me dissociating in your local supermarket

[theotherside-oftherain]

you heard it here first

[blorbo-posting]

[rhymeslosingtime]

Batman 2 being a winter movie is the perfect time to introduce a certain cold-theme villain 🥹

[rhymeslosingtime]

Skiing Joker

[whysosirris]

[cassili]

[blemgoid]

install ghoul synonyms

[dizzydevious]

[billdecker]

The Ghosts of Button House | Series 3

↳ Lady Fanny Button

[fullmetalfisting]

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

[elmyraerased]

[lakevida]

when youre inadvertently 1% too nice to a straight guy you can usually pinpoint the exact moment where he decides you must be acting that way because you want to fuck down on him crazy style and it is at this point that one would be well advised to have a cyanide capsule under a false tooth or an equivalent fast acting response

[frickomode]

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

[caudachroma]

cow triangles

[a-book-of-creatures]

Far Side cartoon

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[ambertea]

I did that job once.

[pepsimayo]

What are your pronouns and would you like to join my union

[lactose-intolerant-nihilism]

i love how this is always showing up on my dash entirely free of the context that the ood’s response to this question is ‘the beast shall rise from the pit and make war against god’

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

That is a great way to describe joining a union, yeah.

[evenstarofrivendel]

[missmirrorselfie01]

[maureen2musings]

Hathersage & Shatton, Peak District

peaklass

[enoughtohold]

another wonderful transcription from google. i would go to the depeche mode dental office

[riverspond]

actually the most horrific use of a companions theme in doctor who is in series 10 episode 1 The Pilot when Bill says “but imagine, just imagine how it would feel if someone did this to you,” and clara’s theme plays