Krypto Is Better

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theothersuperdude​:

Sorta….but mostly Clark’s stories scared me.

… i need to know clark’s stories.

[theothersuperdude]

I have many. I’ll tell you the next time we hang out.

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theothersuperdude​:

You can’t just hype him up then say I’m generous like it’s a bad thing I’m doing this

i was being sarcastic! you acted like it was such a big deal “i guess i’ll give him a shot,” it was funny! did bruce traumatize you, too? damn.

[theothersuperdude]

Sorta….but mostly Clark’s stories scared me.

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theothersuperdude​:

That’s….weird but I guess I’ll give him a shot.

you’re so generous, konnie.

[theothersuperdude]

….you’re scaring me now.

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wtf why

[theothersuperdude]

You can’t just hype him up then say I’m generous like it’s a bad thing I’m doing this

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theothersuperdude​:

That’s….weird but I guess I’ll give him a shot.

you’re so generous, konnie.

[theothersuperdude]

….you’re scaring me now.

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theothersuperdude​:

Really?

fr, it’s kinda trippy but nice. he’s apologized to me like 30 times for the things my bruce has done and it’s like– that ain’t you, bub. 😂

[theothersuperdude]

That’s….weird but I guess I’ll give him a shot.

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theothersuperdude​:

I have not. I try to stay away from him.

this one is nice. you’d like him.

[theothersuperdude]

Really?

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theothersuperdude​:

Yeah having a Bruce that actually cares about all of you sounds…weird for you guys.

have you met him

[theothersuperdude]

I have not. I try to stay away from him.

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theothersuperdude​:

The Bruce one feels the weirdest to me but I am not use to this new one.

yeah, it was weird. but he said he knew it because it was so stupid. new bruce is a trip. i feel like he knows everyone’s orders in his heart for good reasons. i ‘unno how i feel about it.

[theothersuperdude]

Yeah having a Bruce that actually cares about all of you sounds…weird for you guys.

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theothersuperdude​:

I don’t know, just feels it.

okay well, they also know mine and the diner i go to after every patrol knows exactly how i like my waffles. and even bruce knows my coffee order and knew it before he implemented his entire “let me write down everyone’s favorites and put it in their files” thing he thinks we don’t know about.

[theothersuperdude]

The Bruce one feels the weirdest to me but I am not use to this new one.

[crimsoncrowned-deactivated20250]

Co-signing Steph! I used to be embarrassed if people knew my order from coming around so much but then I became a bartender. Now if someone remembers my order without visibly frowning when I approach the register, I count it as a win. Good regulars are important and you’re undoubtedly one of the good ones! @theothersuperdude

[theothersuperdude]

You both make very valid points but it still feels incredibly embarrassing for some reason.

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theothersuperdude​:

I doubt it. I do order the same thing every day. It’s just embarrassing.

why embarrassing? you like what you like, dude. if it makes you happy, then it’s worth it. i doubt she’s judging you or anything. they make coffee. they see people every day all the time, i promise.

[theothersuperdude]

I don’t know, just feels it.

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theothersuperdude​:

I know habits are fine but the lady at the coffee shop already knows my order and I feel bad.

she probably has a little crushie on you, kon.

[theothersuperdude]

I doubt it. I do order the same thing every day. It’s just embarrassing.

[theothersuperdude]

I know habits are fine but the lady at the coffee shop already knows my order and I feel bad.

[srirachamac]

who in their goddamn mind decided cotton candy macaroni and cheese was a good idea

[theothersuperdude]

I’m sure it can’t be that bad.

[detectivehawk]

theothersuperdude​:

I’d rather not but I won’t fight you over it. Just let me know when you’re in need.

…you will be a problem. but i shall do, thank you.

[theothersuperdude]

No problem.

[detectivehawk]

theothersuperdude​:

No. I’ll take a coffee and maybe a donut

yes. i will make sure coffee and donuts are there every study session. you will be paid. be quiet.

[theothersuperdude]

I’d rather not but I won’t fight you over it. Just let me know when you’re in need.

[detectivehawk]

theothersuperdude​:

No it’s okay. I like helping.

i’ll just pay you what my top tutors used to get paid, then. stubborn.

[theothersuperdude]

No. I’ll take a coffee and maybe a donut