Out-Of-Context

My cousin and I have weird conversations, here are some of the messages taken out of context, enjoy.

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The Jerk Off

Sitting there, picturing me jerking off in the toilets at work.

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The Coconut

Eats a potato then fucks a coconut.

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The Ferret cage

One day, somehow, I will lock you in a ferret cage.

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The Shit Stains

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The Topless Waitress

Topless waitress me some tea bitch.

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The Brains

I don’t care, fuck some brains into her.

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The Healed

My dick will be so sexy after it's healed.  

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The Dressing

Having such a hard on for dressing and looking more like women.

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The Cats Ass

Just finished cleaning my cats ass.

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The Beam

I’ll cut you with a beam for kicking me in the dick.

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The Woof

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The Owls

Then the owls will steal my dreams and sell them to the dark fairy queen of zorgant.

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The Second Penis

I actually grew a second penis because the dream was so badass.

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The Nude Ninja

Use your nude ninja skills.

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The Murder Suicide

Ends with a massive gangbang murder suicide.

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The Slutty Teachers

Slutty teachers are way better than slutty schoolgirls.

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The Saddest Prostitutes

New life goal have sex with the 5 saddest prostitutes.