Booty Duty

Lance Corporal Lavernius Tucker, ex-Systems Alliance. I follow Shepard, so that's a thing. Ladies, however, might know me as the Pants corporal. Reporting for duty. Booty duty. ((Indie Mass Effect AU Tucker from Red vs Blue.))

[wrexofurdnot-deactivated2014122]

thepantscorporal

"See. It’s a game now. If you give in and kill me, I win. And you know that."

"You count your death as a win? I thought humans had a sense of logic,"

[thepantscorporal]

"I'm more if an in the now kinda guy."

[thepantscorporal]

"Booty Booty Booty Booty rockin' errywhere~."

[thepantscorporal]

"Keelah se'lai, cockbites."

[thepantscorporal]

"Knew you liked me, Commander. My glowing personality just makes those trips so much better."

[cxmmandershepard-deactivated201]

"Never said I didn’t like you. You keep Joker entertained long enough that he...

[thepantscorporal]

"I think he's more worried about helping you, Commander." Tucker shrugs and continues walking, coming to a stop against the wall next to her. "And hey. If they can kill me, that's hot."

[thepantscorporal]

  "Does it have to do with spooky, scary skeletons?"

[spxcepirate-deactivated20160507]

         ’No. Are you going to take this seriously?’

[thepantscorporal]

"Alright, alright. Lay it on me."

[thepantscorporal]

"Knew you liked me, Commander. My glowing personality just makes those trips so much better."

[cxmmandershepard-deactivated201]

"Never said I didn’t like you. You keep Joker entertained long enough that he doesn’t get in trouble."

[thepantscorporal]

"Yeah. Except he still manages to do that anyway. That man could find trouble on a barren planet."

[cxmmandershepard-deactivated201]

"But he’s the best damn pilot I’ve ever seen. We’ve been through a lot together. I just hate how much he… well, jokes about everything."

[thepantscorporal]

"Keeps his stress down. It's part of why I hit on most women. The other part is women are awesome."

[spxcepirate-deactivated20160507]

        ‘You wanna hear a scary story?’

[thepantscorporal]

"Does it have to do with spooky, scary skeletons?"

[thepantscorporal]

"Knew you liked me, Commander. My glowing personality just makes those trips so much better."

[cxmmandershepard-deactivated201]

"Never said I didn’t like you. You keep Joker entertained long enough that he doesn’t get in trouble."

[thepantscorporal]

"Yeah. Except he still manages to do that anyway. That man could find trouble on a barren planet."

[thepantscorporal]

"Knew you liked me, Commander. My glowing personality just makes those trips so much better."

[thepantscorporal]

+is2keelah

[is2keelah]

thepantscorporal:

"Tali! Welcome back aboard the Normandy. Lavernius Tucker, used to work the radars. Since the first one got split open like a crab leg, I’ve taken a more… active approach to combat situations.”

Who was this stranger addressing her? And what was a crab leg? Glowing eyes narrowed from behind her mask.

               ”I see. Are you stationed on the                Normandy permanently now?”

[thepantscorporal]

"If I don't piss Shepard off to the point where I end up in space, yeah. Not my call, really."

[thepantscorporal]

+cmdrredandruthless

[cmdrredandruthless-deactivated2]

thepantscorporal:

"Commander Shepard, to what do I owe the honor-that-I’ve-had-on-the-daily?"

        “Uh, yeah. You owe me an explanation as to         why your reports haven’t been handed in yet.”

[thepantscorporal]

"The hell are you talkin' about? They should be in your files."

[thepantscorporal]

"Miss me, shitdicks?!"

[cvttingedge-deactivated20160228]

         ” so, you have two options. you either try to             take a shot, or you walk away with a small             injury. your choice. “

[thepantscorporal]

"Both end terribly for me, so I'll just take the injury, thanks."

[spxcepirate-deactivated20160507]

         ’out of curiosity i looked into batarian porn.’

       ’…four eyes isn’t the only four things they have.’

[thepantscorporal]

"Oh. Oh gross. I'm gonna be fuckin sick."

[thepantscorporal]

Renegon Spacer War Hero Soldier MShep is go.

[thepantscorporal]

+shadowbrokers-shadow

[thepantscorporal]

  "Got it!" He shakes the Drell’s hand enthusiastically. "I’ll call you Fins!"

[shadowbrokers-shadow]

"No, no. I think you misheard. I said Feron." He frowned, hoping it was a translator malfunction.

[thepantscorporal]

"I caught your name Ferris Bueller. I just life Fins better. It's fun."

[thepantscorporal]

"How can you smell me past you?"

[wrexofurdnot-deactivated2014122]

"Easily. I’ll ignore the smell comment because why threaten you when I already have plans to kill you."

[thepantscorporal]

"Shepard would be piiiiiiissed."