Lost my gender in a McDonald's play place

Lake, 25, Ace Enby, Nov 28., They/Them, INTP, level 10 nerd. Pfp from picrew by Adriabun. Socially inept but great at faking, Boss in the kitchen. Lots of cartoons. I do fanart and fanfic. Love me some requests!

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Hey!

Anyone have any au questions or doodle requests?

Bc if you do I'll take 'em!

[cipheramnesia]

I think we should add extra rights for trans people. We should have equal human rights, plus some other animal, like lizards or horses. Trans rights are human rights plus also endangered California condor rights. We get the extra bird rights. Our breeding grounds are protected sites.

[glitzkomodo]

If a trans woman gets within 50 yards of your boat you have to cut your motors until she loses interest and leaves

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Oooh, for the agent names for Monty and Mystery, do you take suggestions? Like, it’s your fic and I don’t wanna overstep.

Agent Monty the Mongoose and Mystery the Magpie sound pretty good imo. But if not, up to you. Super excited for their agent name reveal!!!

I am so bad at naming things, suggestions are very helpful with that.

I was leaning towards 'Monty the Mongoose' out of the few I could think of for him, so another vote that way helps, and 'Miggs/Mystery the Magpie' fits so well

Woo!

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Peter and Miggs have no communication skills whatsoever. The backstories make so much sense. They legit had NO ONE but each other for a time in a questionable way. damn I hope they have a heart to heart soon.

They might need a fist fight or two before they're ready for a heart-to-heart, and a couple more near-death experiences on top of that.

Emotions are Hard in general and these guys had the deck stacked against them

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

They all get to suffer the shenanigans together muahahahaha. Cannot wait for Dennis to make his appearance and join this fanon life telenovela. There’s no escape lol

I wish I could bring him in sooner than I have planned but unless something changes it doesn't feel right

But it shouldn't be too much longer before he comes in

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Mystery would thrive in undercover surveillance simply because he already established so many different aliases and backgrounds for those aliases and nobody knows what he really looks like. Though would OWCA would risk him teaming up with Peter on a non DEI mission? Perry did do a lot of undercover in the mini-side stories on the show. Since they lost Perry I wouldn’t be surprised if Peter and a few other agents had to fill in the gap left by him after the Funeral incident.

Perry did a lot as an agent. Being as versatile as he is was a major factor in him being sent on as many different types of missions as he was (infiltration in the shorts, his mission at the start of the Canadian train episode, everything Heinz does, other missions I've made up for my human!Perry's backstory), so saying 'a few' agents were needed to cover the gap left by him is an understatement.

As a contractor Mystery isn't trusted to anything that isn't in his contract, and even once Miggs becomes an agent-in-training and then full black-banded Agent he isn't given much lee-way (he is very indignant at having to use OWCA standard tech and not being allowed to tinker with any of it, especially the fedora) until he's given time to prove himself and earn peoples trust.

Eventually Peter the Panda and Miggs the M(??? yeah don't even ask on this one yet) voluntarily partner up apart from being part of the DEI team. There are 100% duo undercover missions in their future.

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

So we know if Phineas and Ferb were hit with the make everything evil inator the world would be in genuine danger of being exploded for fun.

If other people were shot, like say the teens/young adults. How would it go?

Tbh, i think if Peter was hit with it I feel like it would be Agent P gone rogue, Panda edition and OWCA would be screwed, again.

So this actually ties into the system I came up with for LOVEMUFFIN to self-categorize what type of Evil they are bc the Evil-inator has four different settings, Alpha, Delta, Epsilon, and Omega, and an intensity dial.

Rodney set the -inizor to Omega, and turned the dial up to the highest setting, which is why Phineas and Ferb almost destroy the world for fun, as well as a few other very out of character things to distract everybody before their 'Finale-inator' was ready.

Alpha- these are the Villains with strict ethical codes, who do things that are illegal but won't cross certain lines. Think your Robin Hoods, the guys from Leverage, basically Alpha class Villains are Good Guys who do Bad stuff for the Greater Good and cause minimal damage

Delta- these are Villains who do things for personal reasons. Since that can mean a whole lot of things, there are restrictions on things that can boot someone from Delta status to one of the other three; no-one ever gets forced into Alpha class bc it's kinda hard to accidentally uphold a moral code and things like that. DEI and Mystery register as Delta, and have never been at risk of getting moved to another category.

Epsilon- these Villains are the one who have grand plans and lofty aspirations, like world domination, but for whatever reason won't (or can't) do something drastic like build a world destroying device to try and force their way to their goal. That being said, these Villains are more purposefully destructive than Delta or Alpha. Rodney registers here.

Omega- Villains who want to cause destruction for awful reasons (like, think terrorism and hate crimes and things like that), or the type of Villain who wants to cause chaos for chaos's sake, no matter the consequences or pain that come from their actions. The type of Villains who are potentially world ending, sometimes whether they want to be or not.

So getting shot by the -inator or -inizor would result in the person becoming that type of Evil until they were snapped out of it somehow.

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Before the OWCA reforms under Monogram, do a lot of agents quit then return? Or do they stay away and train or let the new gen deal with evil?

There is a lot of turn-over before the reform, and it gets worse as the higher-ups have gotten worse.

Part of the reforms involves contacting any agent who got fired or quit or retired for ideological differences, as well as looking over dropouts or rejects and reassessing why they 'didn't make the cut'. The way aspiring agents are assessed is also completely redone.

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

For the anti-DEI task force, do they also go on solo missions? Like undercover or intel gathering on other villains?

Their main job is DEI, but they will be called off to other assignments on occasion.

Peter's a top agent who was called away for the occasional 'special mission' when he was Mystery's nemesis, and being assigned to DEI won't change that

Miggs will eventually become one of the leads in OWCA's labs post-reform, and even as just an independent contractor he's asked for his technical expertise on things

Dennis and Monty don't get extra assignments while they're still Junior Agents, but as Agent Rabbit and Agent M(??? Moose? Muskrat? Mongoose? still working on Monty's eventual codename) they will be called on when their specific skills are needed elsewhere, especially once they become more established and experienced in their careers.

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Does Miggs get another job in Danville besides being OWCA independent contractor? Or does he use this time to be with Peter and get to know the team? Not sure how well he’s paid.

He's very reluctant to 'get to know' anyone, even Peter, once he starts working for OWCA. Miggs developed a system in Seattle, and at first he just transfers that system to Danville; multiple jobs with multiple aliases, along with multiple addresses and P.O. boxes, and then, disconnected from it all, a small apartment paid for exclusively in cash, and no ties to a boy who disappeared years ago.

[yokolate]

The Ghost in the Shell (2026) — 1x01

[phmzuzu]

Good morning to my wife, the sexiest earthbender in the world

[dziu-chan]

Happy Heinz it’s all we need

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

The fact that Peter and Mystery were nemeses for 6 years and Peter thought a clean break would go over well, NOPE. The denial omg, does anybody point it out or does he figure it out by himself?

If anyone tried to point it out to him they'd be at risk of getting decked.

And he can't really acknowledge the denial while he's still actively drowning in it.

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Are there any agents that just…quit on the spot after being assigned to a DEI case? Cuz honestly with everything that’s happened this seems wayyyy about their pay grade.

There's too much paperwork for any agent to just quit on the spot, but many have threatened that if they ever got assigned to DEI again they would start filing everything instead of heading out.

But with how all encompassing spywork is to most lives, most Agents who rank high enough for DEI have strong reasons to value their careers greatly, more than their lives in some cases. Some have more noble ideals behind that than others.

That's one of the major contributing factors to how OWCA's mistreatment of their agents got so bad.

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

So are there any agents that are marked “ABSOLUTELY NOT” when they send specialist agents to help the team? Cuz, I would be surprised if there were specific agents that offended/harmed the Fam than others after the funeral. Like, genuine risk of agent being crippled or dying

Absolutely.

There are certain Agents who are banned from interacting with DEI bc of who Perry used to be (like his mentor Florence the Flamingo, former partner and best friend of Penelope the Platypus. She semi-retired after learning about Perry's 'death', outraged that she wasn't allowed to know anything about his death other than it happening but not quite able to break away from the fight of Good vs Evil after dedicating her whole life to it), certain Agents who are banned bc Perry knows their reputations (there are agents who are skilled enough to handle DEI, but they also do a lot of the more black-ops dirty work like assassinations; if an Agent like that was assigned to DEI, even if it was solely for nemesis work, OWCA higher-ups believe there's a good chance of Perry and Heinz killing them out of caution), and one or two Agents who have legal orders keeping them away from the family, some of the kids in particular (I've dropped hints about one Certain Incident a few years after the Funeral, I'm curious if I've left enough for anyone to pick up on it yet).

[thepeanutbutterwizard]

Does Dennis ever meet or befriend the other teens? Like he meets Jeremy immediately dislikes each other because of how they are connected to Candace? Or hits it off with Stacy because of their fighting skills?

Dennis will get the chance to make some friends, but not until he's given more leeway by OWCA than what his current mentor will allow