The People's Church of The Divine Host

our official blog for important information, updates, and general things.

[thepeopleschurch]

robert montauk king shit. give phoenix a hug

I can't read this.

-Robert M.

[thepeopleschurch]

Hm, i suppose i am asking you personally, yes

Why do you care how I feel about the sky and "possibly the ocean"? This feels extremely personal and will not be answering the question.

-Robert M.

[thepeopleschurch]

But do you like it? Tolerate it? Hate it?

Are you asking me personally? I am confused.

-Robert M.

[thepeopleschurch]

Hello, random question, but what is the church's opinion on the sky? And possibly the ocean?

Why would a church have an opinion on the sky. It's the sky.

-Robert M.

[thepeopleschurch]

How would you summarise this church?

This church is perfect for people looking for a negligent community and little to no individual responsibility in running it. I would recommend that people who are curious about us otherwise do not seek us out. Thank you.

-Robert M.

[thepeopleschurch]

I never left. You just couldn’t see me.

-Robert M.

[thepeopleschurch]

How would you summarise this church?

This church is perfect for people looking for a negligent community and little to no individual responsibility in running it. I would recommend that people who are curious about us otherwise do not seek us out. Thank you.

-Robert M.

[thepeopleschurch]

Oh, it's been quite some time, hasn't it? I do apologize for the lack of updates, though we have been rather busy as of late!

Don't worry, though! Even with the absence of information here, you should have continued to recieve emails regarding anything important!

- M

[thepeopleschurch]

There is a disco ball in the main hall, whoever set it up please come get it. It is against church regulations.

-Robert Montauk

[distortion-suggestions]

I’m Sure I Can’t Do That. I Have No Hands To Retrieve It With! :)

[thepeopleschurch]

Sigh. If I bring it  in there, you won’t trap me. right? -C.B

[thepeopleschurch]

There is a disco ball in the main hall, whoever set it up please come get it. It is against church regulations.

-Robert Montauk

[thepeopleschurch]

I’m lost in this stupid church...

Let me out

Feel free to send me things

- C. Brodie

[thepeopleschurch]

I’m fine... if you guys have any questions for me.

Please send them

- C. Brodie

[thepeopleschurch]

Youth these days have no respect for their elders.

-Robert Montauk

[thepeopleschurch]

Okay. I got away.

I kicked the old dude

Also, secret is out I guess. They know who I am.

I guess you guys should know too.

- C Brodie (Phoenix)

[thepeopleschurch]

H-Hey- listen-...

Just let me go and- I won’t say anything -

- Phoenix

[thepeopleschurch]

I don't think so. Letting you go without consequence would be a bad example to show future children. What's to stop them if they think there's no punishment for their actions?

-Robert Montauk

[thepeopleschurch]

Please I’m- I’m sorry-.

I won’t... I won’t do anything again-

I’ll be good please- please don’t hurt me again-

- Phoenix

[thepeopleschurch]

H-Hey- listen-...

Just let me go and- I won’t say anything -

- Phoenix

[thepeopleschurch]

I don't think so. Letting you go without consequence would be a bad example to show future children. What's to stop them if they think there's no punishment for their actions?

-Robert Montauk

[thepeopleschurch]

H-Hey- listen-...

Just let me go and- I won’t say anything -

- Phoenix

[thepeopleschurch]

To the parent/guardian of the child found breaking into the Church today:

You didn't do a very good job raising this one. No manners at all!

- M.