SPAM STAR[BUY NOW!!!]

BUY NOW FOR [TWENTY PERCENT] OFF apart of the happystarverse, orginal blog is @the-perfect-askblog

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

HEY EVERY

IT'S EVERYBODY'S FAVOURITE [twinkle twinkle little star.]

SPAM

STAR

SPAM STAR.

THAT IS MY WONDERFUL NAME

MY PRONOUNS ARE [BUY NOW/FIFTY PERCENT OFF]

BUY BUY BUY!!!

YOU CAN ASK TOO

BUT THEN YOU MUST [TASTE THE SWEET RELIEF]!!!

ello}

i am!!! mod(i almost put mid)}

you will never know who i am ooooooo}

and if you recognize me from the bracket style YOU DONT.}

this is a happystar verse thing. maybe.}

spam's pronouns are he/they/it/buy (buy wasn't joking)}

guess who they're based off of!!! it's the hardest thing }

magic anons are allowed maybe but you can't just straight up kill em,,, i don't really have lore or anything planned}

no nsfw!!! i am minor(and why would you, anyway)}

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

buys like

500 dollars worth of products

YEAHHHH

DELICIOUS [KROMER] MMHMHMHM

MAKE SURE TO [BUY BUY BUY] MORE!!!

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

Spam star why do you even need money in the first place? Do you have family? Can we meet them?

HAH, IMAGINE [family deals!!]

NO

I JUST NEED IT [FOR SURVIVAL!!!].

I HAVE [BASIC WANTS AND NEEDS] TOO

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

Do you want a free orphan

WH

YOU WANT TO GIVE ME A F[@#$%@%#@^] WHAT NOW

[CHILDREN CHILDREN] ARE

[TERRYFYING]

[[ABSOLUTLY NOT]]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

*gives you all the money in my bank account*

AGAIN

I AM NOT ALLOWED TO [ROB THE BANK] ACCOUNT

PART OF MY [DEALS!! DEAL]

YOU SHOULD [BUY BUY BUY] INSTEAD!!!

[please i need to bring money in]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

Oh ok :(

Go make more money I believe in you!!

YEAH I LOVE [THE GREEN]

YOU SHOULD [BUY NOW!!]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

SPAM STAR I SERIOIZ I LOBE YOU CAN WE HUHUG?? PLEASE

WELL

I UH

...

OKAY, [FREE OF CHARGE!!]...

yippee!! you got to hug em

[greedstar]

DID YOU SERIOUSLY JUST GIVE SOMEONE A HUG WITHOUT CHARGING THEM??!?!?!?!?!? THAT'S IT, YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER 15% PAY CUT!!!!!!!!!

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

I

ISNT THAT JUST

[all of my pay]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

Great news! You're getting demoted to a cashier! Your old position will be taken over by Mike. @greedstar

WH

THE [GUY ON TELEVISION]???

BUT

I [NEED] THIS POSITION

JUST

JUST

[give me more time...]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYY I'm never letting you out of the hug.

:]

UH

I AM [THANKSGIVING] BUT

[PLEASE FOR YOUR LIFE] LET ME GO

I HAVE THING TO [ON SALE!!!]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

Hi! Hi! How are you?

@askboborsomething

I

I AM DOING [JUST GREATT] YOU [SOMEWHAT CIRCULAR] THING

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

SPAM STAR I SERIOIZ I LOBE YOU CAN WE HUHUG?? PLEASE

WELL

I UH

...

OKAY, [FREE OF CHARGE!!]...

yippee!! you got to hug em

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

I TRIED KILLING GREED. I FAILED. THE SHOTGUN DID NOT WORK :(

I STILL LOVE YOU!! SCREW THAT GREED GUY I HOPE YOU FEEL BETTER SOON

FEEL [BETTER]???

THANK YOU FOR [SHARING IS CARING] BUT

I AM FEELING [ABSOLUTLY GREAT!!]

[wait] [$#%@ the makeup came off...]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

Meanest celestial objects?

THE ONES THAT DON'T [BUY NOW!!!]

TRULY THE [SLIMES] OF THE [SPACE] WORLD.

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

SPAM STAR NOOOOO YOU LOOK SO SAD AAAAAAA FEEL BETTER RIGHT NOW FORCED!!!

IM GIVING YOU MY ENTIRE BANK ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW AND IM KILLING GREED STAR

WELL

THATS PRETTY [NICE ICE!!] OF YOU,

BUT I CAN'T EXACTLY TAKE THE [BANK]

PART OF THE [CONTRACT DEAL.] I MADE

[also you can't really kill greed it probably won't help that much]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

WERE YOU REALLY STUPID ENOUGH TO PUT THE SHIT ON SALE?! YOUR PAY IS GETTING CUT 99.999999% YOU DUNCE!!!

@greedstar

UH

[right, okay...]

WELL YOU HEARD THE [SLOB]!!!! YOUR SALE TIME HAS ENDED

[this is just wonderful]

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

Everything is on sale for 95% and you can keep all the profit

@greedstar

... [scammer.]

[FRAUD.] YOU ARE A [DIRTY CHEATER] YOU ARE DEFINATNLY A [FAKER] BE ASHAMED

[could you uh... stay on their account for longer, though?]

[greedstar]

I have access to the safe and am greed star. My conscience caught up to me or something. Everything is on sale FOR 95% 100% if they ask nicely and they can request a voodoo doll that actually injures me with every purchase. put up a sign or you're fired.

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

I

[i just realized this is no good for me]

WELL YOU HEARD FROM THE [ONE AND ONLY]!!!

NINTEY FIVE PERCENT OFF!!! [100%] IF YOU ARE [A GOOD SARMERTAIN]

YOU MAY ALSO GET A UH

[DOLL OF VOODOO] OF MY [apparently not] GREEDY BOSS!!!

[are you even sure that's a good idea...]

[greedstar]

Also after the sale ends you can have everything in the safe

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

I

I NEED THE [MONEY MONEY!!!] BUT

[yeah, i don't believe that]

[the-perfect-askblog]

Hello, I am totally greed star. Uhhh.. buy stuff.

@greedstar

FOR THE LAST TIME I AM NOT GIVING YOU OR YOUR STUPID LITTLE EMPLOYEES ANY MONEY EVER ,. GET LOST!! SHOO

[greedstar]

Okay, good, I can impersonate the star BUY STUFF NOW, please. 95% off, 100% off if you ask nicely!

[the-perfect-askblog]

WAIT 100%? I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE GREEDY ONE. ANYWAY IM STILL NOT BUYING ANYTHING. GET. LOST!!!!!!!!!!!

[greedstar]

For everything you buy you can request a voodoo doll you can use to actually injure me?

[the-perfect-askblog]

WHY WOULD YOU LET PEOPLE DO THAT. ARE YOU A MASOCHIST OR SOMETHING.

[greedstar]

No, I just deserve to suffer!

[the-perfect-askblog]

OKAY SELF DEPRECATION IS ENVYS AND TO SOME EXTENT SCREECHYS THING . CAN YOU PICK YOUR OWN STRUGGLE. OR STOP STRUGGLING IN GENERAL. AND STOP TALKING TO ME. THAT WOULD BE GREAT PLEASE AND THANK YOU

[greedstar]

Do you want this thing to suffer or not you INSUFFERABLE CREATURE

[the-perfect-askblog]

waiiiiiiiiiiitttttttt are you TRYING TO TRICK ME. I DONT LIKE THAT. I DONT LIKE IT ONE BIT. THAT HAS ALREADY HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. LEAVE ME ALONE PICK SOMEONE ELSE TO SCAM!! OR TRICK OR KILL OR WHATEVER IT IS THAT YOURE DOING

[greedstar]

Okay, fuck it, I'm not greed star. NOW GET FREE SHIT please

[the-perfect-askblog]

I STILL DONT TRUST YOU . And i dont want or need anything either not even the stupid VOODOO DOLL!! i have BETTER THINGS to do

[greedstar]

Sounds to me like you're just a coward star. A star gone soft perhaps? Either way, weak. You are weak.

[the-perfect-askblog]

I HAVENT GONE SOFT I HAVENT . I JUST. CANT. HURT PEOPLE. ANYMOREim NOT A COWARD!! LEAVE ME ALONE YOURE THE WEAK ONE!! YEAH!!

[greedstar]

Weak weak weak coward star gone soft

[the-perfect-askblog]

IM NOT WEAK!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!! GROWL BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!

[greedstar]

Bad dog. (I guess)

[the-perfect-askblog]

ohhh whimper whimper im sowwy1!! JUST KIDDING YOU ARE NOT MY OWNER YOU FREAK, BARKBARKABRKABRARBKRBARKRBARKARB GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOOFWOOFWOOF

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

THAT IMPLIES THAT YOU HAVE AN [OWN YOUR OWNER]

[STUPID]

[the-perfect-askblog]

no itDOESNT!!! ALL IT IMPLIES IS THE STATED FACT THAT FAKE GREEDY OVER HERE ISNT MY OWNER. BUT I NEVER STATED THAT I DO HAVE ONE. STUPID!!!!!!!!!

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

[be honest with yourself.]

WE ARE ALL ON A [LEASH]

[are your actions really your own?] OR ARE YOU JUST

JUST

[the-perfect-askblog]

yeah that might be true actuallJUST WHAT? AM I JUST WHAT?

[theperfectaskblogtobuymore]

JUST

UH

[BUY NOW!!!] NINTEY FIVE PERCENT OFF FOLKS!!!

[i'm not being held at gunpoint.]