Shadowhunting Time Lord

Hi. It me. Me being a 17 year old with many obsessions. But hi. Be my friend. And you should ask me questions because I love those :)

[unclefather]

[simonalkenmayer]

That’s a genius

[dovewithscales]

There is no acceptable response to being sarcastically chastised by a toddler other than admitting your error and trying to do better.

[sam-bam-thank-u-maam]

Every time Conler collabs someone hails Hitler.

[18month-s]

[0800-putaria]

..

[asphyxiateonwordsiwouldsay]

Sid baby ♡

[weloveshortvideos]

Is that really a pumpkin?

[tinyfrogprince]

i studied for like a solid 10 minutes and gave up so im gonna go home and take a nap

[cigartate]

Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good.

(via bl-ossomed)

[queerical]

so did i ever tell you guys that one of my art class finals in high school was to make a sculpture involving toothbrushes based on a pun

i passed

[butt-berry]

[gengaa-deactivated20160819]

"gonna add a little bit of FABULOUS to that leg of yours"

[adventuringasnotagrownup-deacti]

[links-sinks-ink-blog]

wtf? the last one? 

[toujourstaegi]

my dad taught me that last one from the age of about nine. people take fires more seriously than rape, apparently, and it’s a real tip that literally all my friends have learned

[iamboundtowin-deactivated201501]

I am a very private person, yet I am an open book. If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.

iamboundtowin (via bl-ossomed)

[foolmewonce-deactivated20150425]

[shortysquadpresident]

Bless you, Pixar, for taking time to give us bloopers.

[shortvideosandstuff]

Frozen jeans

[sentientbowlofoatmeal]

WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE

[shinjaninja]

they were makin their way downtown

[luciferismysoulmate]

not walking fast enough

[shinimegami]

[jasonlovesderby]

Can’t risk it

[burningflamesparadise]

[shortvideosandstuff]

[surprisebitch]

and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie

[qugre]

thanks nintendo

[alandistro]

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box…

[algebratwo]

Little kid: What’s the largest thing you can think of??

Me: Infinity!!!

Little kid: Yeah, well how about infinity plus two??? haha!!!

Me: Infinity is not present on the number line, you uneducated shit. Infinity is but a concept and cannot be assigned a numerical value, and, thus, it cannot have something added to it to create a larger amount. Fucking educate yourself on basic mathematical ideas before you come at me with that shit.