Boredom often gets the best of me

Hey my name is Joy (they/them). I’m a 24 year old who lives in northern California.

[classicfern]

Brought to you by the same person who ordered the original 'congrats on the autism' cake (im marrying them, the biggest flex of my life), I now bring you the post-top surgery cake they ordered me

this is the official top surgery manifestation post. Like to charge, reblog to cast (or do neither and you will still get whichever gender affirming surgeries your heart desires, I am manifesting it for you free of charge 🏳️‍⚧️🩵🩷🤍🩷🩵✨️)

[shotgunsins]

you start to listen to mcr and suddenly those campy skeleton fingerless gloves start speaking to you like the green goblin mask

[p-applebun]

[seongpinkhwa]

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

[littlefleamart]

(source)

[hashtagloveloses]

people are writing avengers AUs, david tennant is all over tumblr, and everyone is talking about dan howell…finally it is once again 2012. i can be at peace.

[ljza]

friends forever

[20aliens-deactivated20200625]

@ddiogo_sa 

[alexanderburrsir]

Girls like girls and professionally filmed full-length broadway musicals

[disneydorito]

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[valykas-deactivated20190916]

This is amazing

[fartproducer-deactivated2026013]

Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving

[surprisebitch]

this deserves an academy award nomination

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

2013 tumblr

someone: holy fuck guys. i just slightly slowed down this arctic monkeys song and im LOSING my MIND!

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[benepla-deactivated20180521]

ok i deleted that last post cuz it was dark but my point on pretzel buns still stands

[coughloop]

just going off this sentence i literally cant imagine the content of the deleted post

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

I’ve been laughing at this for a year

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

The photoshop fucking kills me like you would think he belong this is a grade A quality meme

[compoyo-deactivated20200529]

I have yet to find a high meme that surpasses this one

[mangablug]

[lightlybow]

Them: Oh you don’t want this cat. He’s wild and he bites everyone and he’ll never just sit nicely in your lap. He’s a project cat. 

 Me: That’s okay, I’m a project person. 

 Two weeks later:

He won’t leave.

[gokuma]

@donskoi

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

Tell us your secret oh great kitty whisperer.

[lightlybow]

Step one: let him hide or shy away from you if he wants to. He wouldn’t let me touch him for a couple days after we got back from the shelter. It was more important that he felt comfortable than that I touched him.

Step two: make yourself nonthreatening. In my case this meant being very quiet, bringing food and lying down on the ground within his eyesight as an invitation to investigate.

Step three: watch his body language and don’t do things that make him uncomfortable. Turns out my cat often bit when he was overstimulated so I made sure not to overwhelm him.

Step four: draw lines, but not with brute force. Even though his biting wasn’t meant to hurt, it was eventuallto be harmful. So I decided when he bit me, I’d yelp “ow!” And then withdrew all physical contact for a few minutes, sometimes leaving the room.

Step four: provide a good outlet for destructive behaviors. Aka PLAY WITH HIM, SEVERAL TIMES A DAY.

Step four: be patient.

Step five: get lucky and somehow pick up the best cat in the entire shelter. I don’t know how it happened but he’s a godsend. He’s literally cuddled me out of a panic attack. We both really needed each other.

[occulant]

@thedeadneverreallydie

[oviz-deactivated20171127]

Switzerland