It is what it is.

I will be sincere, and never part with a word that isn't from the heart.

[thepestalceste]

Dear Alceste, I fear that you're nothing with your sincerity and brutal honesty when you don't have the charm and handsome face to accompany it.

While you think I'm nothing with my sincerity

and brutal honesty,

I would beg to differ.

I don't wish to bicker,

but how can I be nothing

when I am courting Celimene, who is very loving?

I realize you feel love her,

but you should find someone for a transfer

for words can't describe the nature of my passion,

and no man ever loved in such a fashion.

[thepestalceste]

According to Philinte, that by being frank

I've earned myself the reputation of a crank.

I've always believed people should be true,

and not let things brew.

While such actions 

may get negative reactions,

this is the way you should be treated,

or you could easily become conceited.

I can easily say that if I caught myself behaving in such a way,

I'd hang myself for shame, without delay.

[thepestalceste]

Justin Bieber arrest: DUI and drag racing charges dropped

Justin Bieber has gotten away with it again, much to the surprise of the entire world, and his management, who seemed sure the star's attempts to drive on a cocktail of prescription drugs, marijuana and alcohol - and taking to the road with an expired licence - would surely see him in hauled in front of a jury.

All men are so detestable in my eyes,

not one is wise.

Occurrences such as this

make me want to hiss.

Celebrities are so entitled

that they get away with acting like a child.

An honest man would go and face the jury,

and feel no fury.

He would take his sentence,

and perhaps feel repentance.

[thepestalceste]

This is the perfect home for me,

it's population free.

I'll gain some peace and quiet,

away from all this riot.

I'm ready to go to this wild, trackless, solitary place

in which I shall forget the human race.

[thepestalceste]

I know you're honest and forthright, and for that reason, I would like to tell you something. (I've just now conversed) with Arsinoe, and she told me, with a heavy heart, that she thought Celiemene was into some naughty business. Now, if I were you, i would investigate. Just wanted to give you a heads up! xoxo

Can you seriously intend

to make so grave a charge against your friend?

I have faith in Celimene, she has given me her love,

and to no one else, that I know of.

Until proof is given to me,

I will continue to be worry free.

[thepestalceste]

I'm sorry but I must ask, what possibly made you think for a split second that the popular and secular Celimene would ever run away with you? If you're so honest why were you not being honest to yourself?

She always told me she loved me,

I couldn't help but hope that she might agree.

I was willing to look over her mistakes, we all have some,

we all have times that we've been dumb.

Everyone else had rejected her,

I gave her a chance sir,

but she prefers her vanity.

When I realized this I quickly gave up on my fantasy.

So alone I shall flee to that wild, trackless, solitary place

in which I shall forget the human race.

[thepestalceste]

Hey Alceste how's your case doing? Don't let this case be your undoing. Please don't rely on only justice, you're gonna end up busted!

Reason and right and justice will plead for me,

If not, I'll gladly pay the fee.

People call me crazy for having no plan for court,

but I have no reason to do anything of the sort.

I'll discover by this case

whether or not men are sufficiently base

Everyone fears hurting another's feelings, hold back whats true,

as if they don't have a clue.

[thepestalceste]

This seems to be everyone now,

it seems to be the popular thing, but I don’t understand how.

No, no, this formula you’d have me follow,

however fashionable, is false and hollow.

While this song applies to all, it brings one person to mind,

someone I had thought to be refined.

Recently I learned she was worse than the rest,

but now everything has been confessed.

Celimene, I reject your hand, and disenthrall

my heart from your enchantments, once for all.

[officialcelimene]

Will you read my poem? Alceste says it sucks, but who is he to tell me that, right?

Your poem was beautiful. Don’t let mean old Alceste ruin your fun. Hypothetically speaking, even if your poem was bad, it’s okay because you have a stellar personality. So if I did say it was bad, you would keep loving me - forget the haters cause somebody loves ya, right?

[thepestalceste]

Oronte, when you read me your poem, you asked me to be sincere,

while the truth is clear to everyone, they are scared make you shed a tear.

You have your reasons; permit me to have mine

for thinking that you cannot write a line.

Celimene, you tell me I have your love, that I am jealous of all men, 

but how am I supposed to act when you say things like this, then?

[pleasantphilinte]

When Is Lying Good?

[earnesteliante-deactivated20160]

See Alceste? Lying isn’t always wrong. Lying can prevent harm. After all you’re living proof with Oronte. 

That’s what I was trying to tell Alceste

Better to lie than to face arrest

[thepestalceste]

There is never a good time to lie,

you'll see me lie when pigs fly.

People should be sincere, and never part

with any word that isn't from the heart.

And regarding my case, the justice of my cause is clear,

I have no reason to fear.

[12pointefontoronte]

Apparently, according to Alceste, I am in need of these tips. I thought my sonnet was fairly well written. Everyone else that read it seemed to enjoy the message it portrayed. I work very hard on my poems. I don’t think that many people would lie to me about this one sonnet. Right? Someone is sitting on a throne of lies. I am determined to figure out who. Read this article and tell me if you think I really need to improve.

[thepestalceste]

You asked me to be sincere,

you should not have expected me to cheer.

Don't expect me to think of you as a T.S. Eliot,

especially since you said it took you only a quarter hour to write it.

Speaking my mind

is no reason for me to be fined.

I hope you realize

bringing me to court won't make me apologize.

[thepestalceste]

I've had many people tell me to worry about my case,

and I'll gladly tell you to shut your face.

Justice and honesty will prove me right,

if not, I'll happily lose the fight.

Oh, I could wish, whatever the cost,

just for the beauty of it, that my trial were lost.

I'm sure people believe this insane,

but when you look closely, my logic is plain.