Philinte

Striving to always be positive to everyone

[pleasantphilinte]

I still can't believe that you told Oronte that his poem was good. Now he thinks so much of himself and won't shut up about how great his poem is to me.

Did you ever think I was actually being sincere about the poem? For all you know I actually did like the poem he wrote. Maybe if you tried thinking more optimistically you might have different opinions towards Oronte's sonnet. I think you would be a much happier man if you did. 

[earnesteliante-deactivated20160]

So happily married with Philinte

We got married in Vermont

Honeymooning in Dubai

Looking at the blue, blue sky

Feeling so content

But also a little spent

love is born of gentle sympathy

Philinte, you have fulfilled that in me

[pleasantphilinte]

Oh Eliante I can't wait for our many years ahead! Our wedding was spectacular and our honeymoon was even better. Do you remember when I said to you, "should you be cheated of Alceste, I'd be most happy to be second best"? I meant it with all my heart and I'm so glad that you came to me.

[pleasantphilinte]

Friendly Philinte, you act and say you're friends with Alceste. You say you try to love all and act your best. Yet, I see you ridiculing him and I. I make no declaration of love for anyone, but I'd rather you not offend a person dear to me, such as Alceste. You can make fun of me and anyone else, but don't make fun of the rich and handsome. xx

My dear Celimene, if Alceste is handsome and as dear to you as you claim, why did you not run off with him? The only criticism I speak is to those I truly care about. I sometimes treat him as if he were family because I can tell my family anything without them being offended. You must realize anything I've said to him that would offend him was only for his best interest. 

[thepestalceste]

I'm sorry but I must ask, what possibly made you think for a split second that the popular and secular Celimene would ever run away with you? If you're so honest why were you not being honest to yourself?

She always told me she loved me,

I couldn’t help but hope that she might agree.

I was willing to look over her mistakes, we all have some,

we all have times that we’ve been dumb.

Everyone else had rejected her,

I gave her a chance sir,

but she prefers her vanity.

When I realized this I quickly gave up on my fantasy.

So alone I shall flee to that wild, trackless, solitary place

in which I shall forget the human race.

[pleasantphilinte]

Very well sir, I can respect that. Celimene seemed to break quite a couple hearts with that letter she wrote. I only hope your heart will heal very soon. I can't bare to see one so distraught. 

[pleasantphilinte]

Thought I'd share a photo Eliante and I took at the beach the other day. Can you tell I'm excited for our wedding? I hope to be the best husband I possibly can be. That's my hearts most cherished goal, for which I'd gladly give my life and soul to you my dear Eliante. 

[officialcelimene]

Harry Styles has undoubtedly captured millions of girls’ hearts. Mine included. He’s definitely one popstar I’d love to try my flirting techniques on, because this girl got game. He’s talented, kind, intelligent, hilarious, and attractive, what more could anyone else want? He was dreamy when he was 17, and he’s dreamy now.

Past celebrity rating: 10/10

Current celebrity rating: 10/10

Side Note - Alceste, please don’t get too jealous.

[pleasantphilinte]

Oh Celimene don't forget that appearances may deceive, if you actually met in person you may have different feelings. He may have the most horrid personality. Which you would not be able to see in some picture of the man. But there's nothing wrong with you seeing the best in him.

[celi-stealing-yo-mene-blog]

Oh, the good ‘ol Gossip Girl. It’s my favorite show! What better fun is it but to talk about other people while they’re not there. You know what? They should put me on the show!

[pleasantphilinte]

 Well Madam, as for me, I don't oppose. You would definitely fit perfectly in with Gossip Girl. Best of luck if you audition. 

[officialcelimene]

Will you read my poem? Alceste says it sucks, but who is he to tell me that, right?

Your poem was beautiful. Don’t let mean old Alceste ruin your fun. Hypothetically speaking, even if your poem was bad, it’s okay because you have a stellar personality. So if I did say it was bad, you would keep loving me - forget the haters cause somebody loves ya, right?

[thepestalceste]

Oronte, when you read me your poem, you asked me to be sincere,

while the truth is clear to everyone, they are scared make you shed a tear.

You have your reasons; permit me to have mine

for thinking that you cannot write a line.

Celimene, you tell me I have your love, that I am jealous of all men, 

but how am I supposed to act when you say things like this, then?

[pleasantphilinte]

Oh Alceste, you really should calm down about this poem. This philosophic rage is a bit extreme; You’ve no idea how comical you seem. Try taking some deep breaths. I'm sure that will help.

[pleasantphilinte]

Might I add, Oronte the close is exquisite- full of feeling and grace. I absolutely loved your poem, I hope you go great places with it; Don't let what Alceste said destroy your self esteem for this poem. 

[pleasantphilinte]

Eliante this one is for you, I can't tell you how happy I am that we ended up together. I can't wait to live our happily ever after. Love you tons!

[pleasantphilinte]

When Is Lying Good?

See Alceste? Lying isn't always wrong. Lying can prevent harm. After all you're living proof with Oronte. 

[ltfish33]

what great beauty it is to see these mountains glow.

The air is thin, but the landscape flows.

It brings joy to my graceful heart.

to see the perfection in this work of art.

[pleasantphilinte]

Hey I'm Philinte! If you're ever having a bad day step outside, breathe, and stay positive.