What the BLOODY HELL is going on?

I'm Pete Wisdom and I will kick your arse until I get some answers.

[thepeterwisdom]

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[thepeterwisdom]

Tinkabelinos Hardleg, actually.

[venomblasting-blog]

That’s quite a name. Last fairy I met I sort of… killed. But she came back. 

[thepeterwisdom]

Oh?

[thepeterwisdom]

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[thepeterwisdom]

Meg’s different. She’s technically a mutant like me, I think. Tink was- is- different. Proper fairy.

[venomblasting-blog]

Tink. Oh my God— if you say ‘Er Bell’ I will piss myself.

[thepeterwisdom]

Tinkabelinos Hardleg, actually.

[photographicreflexes-deact]

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Pete Wisdom, right? What a name. Aren’t you the guy that slept with that one X-Man chick that one time? I’d probably shake your hand if you weren’t also the guy whose mates made such a mess of my London operation.

[thepeterwisdom]

Which X-Man chick would that be, then?

[thepeterwisdom]

Just to say hullo, Pryde.

[takepryde]

Forgive me for finding that hard to believe.

[thepeterwisdom]

Am I not allowed to change, ever? I can be a decent bloke, y'know.

[thepeterwisdom]

Keeping an eye out.

[crosshaired]

…The hostage is in my back room. I don’t really need him for anything, you can take him home.

[thepeterwisdom]

Ta muchly. We'll just be adding that to your list of crimes, then.

[thepeterwisdom]

"You’ll probably see, eventually."

[amerlcana-deactivated20190817]

   ”Are you like counting on us meeting again. Because I thought this was a one-time thing but you seem pretty sure we’re gonna meet again and I’ll see whatever your mutey-tooty doohickey is.”

[thepeterwisdom]

"More'n likely, love."

[thepeterwisdom]

"Why ew? I was married to a fairy once."

[noworldnomad]

"That’s really got nothing to do with anything."

[thepeterwisdom]

"Magic."

[thepeterwisdom]

Heh. There are plenty of things that don’t quite translate, that’s true.

[rusaalke-blog-deactivated201802]

Personally, I think all of the Germanic languages are a little silly.

[thepeterwisdom]

Eh, languages as a whole are fairly silly but how else are we going to get our coffee of a morning?

[thepeterwisdom]

Figured as much.

[crosshaired]

And you’re here — why?

[thepeterwisdom]

Keeping an eye out.

[thepeterwisdom]

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[thepeterwisdom]

My job meant I had to get married. To a fairy.

[venomblasting-blog]

Didn’t Captain Britain beat you to the punch?

[thepeterwisdom]

Meg's different. She's technically a mutant like me, I think. Tink was- is- different. Proper fairy.

[takepryde]

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[takepryde]

Great. Do you need something, Wisdom?

[thepeterwisdom]

Just to say hullo, Pryde.

[thepeterwisdom]

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السلام عليكم. Hope I said that right. 

[turaabs-a]

Please, if English is your native tongue I hope I do not drag you out of your comfort zone.

[thepeterwisdom]

You're in a foreign country, petal. I'm sure that's far out of yours. I'm trying to brush up on my languages, anyway.

[thepeterwisdom]

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[thepeterwisdom]

Like I’ve got enough time for that.

[venomblasting-blog]

Wait, you don’t have time for hobbies when— okay. Never mind. I get it.

[thepeterwisdom]

My job meant I had to get married. To a fairy.

[thepeterwisdom]

He waggled his fingers, grinning. “That’s for me to know and you to find out, kid.”

[amerlcana-deactivated20190817]

   ”That, uh.” Hold on. “Why don’t you just tell me. I don’t get it.”

[thepeterwisdom]

"You'll probably see, eventually."

[thepeterwisdom]

Can’t help it, they just happen.

[archivedexsovietspy-deactivated]

You can help it. 

[thepeterwisdom]

Sorry, Nat.

[noworldnomad]

"… I don’t know that slang."

[thepeterwisdom]

"Means, uh, well. Think really hard."

[noworldnomad]

"… /Ew/."

[thepeterwisdom]

"Why ew? I was married to a fairy once."

[thepeterwisdom]

Should remember to eat more, petal.

[archivedexsovietspy-deactivated]

I eat enough. And stop it with the pet names. 

[thepeterwisdom]

Can't help it, they just happen.