The Phoenix's Song

Katie ✌🏻

[sickchild]

everybody shut the fuck up i don't want to see any posts that aren't about baby gromit

[queen-of-dirt]

what about Timmy?

[sickchild]

THE ONLY VALID ADDITION TO THIS POST

[kath-inactive]

For OP’s consideration, I’d also like to mention baby Shaun and Bitzer!

[caroldanversenthusiast]

Thirteen in a suit?????

[thephoenixssong]

WHEN THE CUTE GIRL YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH SAYS SHE’D LIKE TO MEET UP AGAIN

[strawbunnymoon-deactivated20240]

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

[marty-ish-deactivated20220429]

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

[thephoenixssong]

god do y’all ever just like accidentally develop feelings for someone who lives 150 fuckin miles away

[crtter]

Intentional misspellings and unusual handling of words is one of my favorite “minor” memes tbh I love it so much. Here are some of my all time favorites:

▪ Replacing “ck” with “cc” (ie. succ, thicc)

▪ Replacing “t” with “d” and vice-versa (ie. gotdamn,shid,blocket)

▪ Just… every kind of weird variation you can do with the word “fuck” (ie. fuckening, fucky)

▪ Weird jumbling of curse words that somewhat resemble something coherent (ie. mother fuck of a shit, shut the hell your mouth)

▪ Replacing a vowel in a word with another (ie. borger)

[guessed-starred-deactivated2025]

why have you analysed this

[crtter]

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

[nat-20s]

Doctor Who Season 4 but it’s Buzzfeed Unsolved

[rabidlitmajor]

It took me several of these before I realized they weren’t actual quotes the DoctorDonna era was just Like That

[ewaneneollav]

[bean-of-the-sky]

Ruby: *proposes to Sapphire while wearing a cowboy outfit, the wind blowing dramatically as the sun rises*

Me: *choking back tears* fucking superb, you funky little lesbian

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[g4yporwave]

This radiates pure joy

[snazzy-adam]

SHE IS OUR DISCO QUEEN

[imyourdreamwife]

She time traveled from 1978 the moves are too good

[pochacco]

i feel so called out by this post…

[potedo]

big worm

[penis-hilton]

oh hat

[valtsv]

not to sound like a golden retriever on main but the feeling when someone praises me for something i did? indescribable

[stilesisbiles]

Tired of constant bi erasure...so here’s some VISIBILITY!

[stilesisbiles]

Happy Bi Month, y’all!

A reminder that Bi Week and Bi Visibility Visibility Day (Sep 23) are coming up!

[arthoebeyonce]

if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think you will never in your life fuck up as badly as david cameron, the prime minister of the united kingdom, whose political gamble in calling this referendum has completely backfired and britain has not only voted to leave the eu but it might also cause scotland and northern ireland to break up from the union. so if you ever feel like a fuckup, just think of dave and how he, the prime minister of the united kingdom, has single-handedly put at risk the economic prosperity, political stability and unity of his country for the advancement of his own political career and that he will now probably have to resign knowing that this will be his legacy

[comradesaucegay]

well at least now he won’t only be remembered as the guy who face fucked a dead pig

[clatterbane]

“You know you may have done something wrong when ‘Pig Shagger’ is the SECOND most awful thing you are remembered for.” - my partner, just now

[catsbeaversandducks]

What Happens When Zookeepers Have Too Much Time On Their Hands

Via Bored Panda

[cockyhorror]

Zookeepers are consistently one of the weirdest professions

[empfour]

Here have this

(inspired by this text post I saw on Instagram

I saw and I just had to do it to em)

[hollisartsblog]

i'm crying this us the best thing in the world

[sad-goddess-blog]

person: there’s something i have to tell you  my anxiety: *the pink panther theme*