three ounces of whoop ass

great googly moogly its all gone to shit / Sapphic / Taking gf applications always

[sashayed]

but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually

[sashayed]

still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah

[nyc-pizza-rat]

me (neurodivergent) and my friend (also neurodivergent) having a conversation

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[melandrops]

the aroace read of ryland grace is so personal and haunting. "you don't even have a dog." was it not enough to love the world for the sake of living in it. was it not enough to live for the thrill of discovery. was it not enough to smile at your students. was it not enough to be afraid.

[skodasforge]

Not to hand it to the Pope but telling world leaders during Holy Week that God isn’t listening is kinda funny.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[teathattast]

[deceasedcardinal]

[xanaxfarts]

this could be us

[cielskunk]

Download The Stoat Animal...

[swarnpert]

age aggressing to 65 so i can retire

[capacity]

I wish you can hug me and say everything’s going to be okay

Girl we are fucked

[5bi5]

So I was thinking about this post

May I present to you: the least to most specific movie night ever, ranked.

[anxietyproblem]

[acornsandcarnelian]

I know the "disabled villain" trope isn't good representation but y'know. I DO kind of get it. Sometimes my whole body hurts so bad that I could probably make an evil death laser. Sometimes things claim to be wheelchair accessible and are so incredibly inaccessible that I consider world domination just to fuckin fix it. I can see the appeal of becoming Evil And Scary to stop the stares. I am tired of being Polite and (ironically) Accommodating, answering "what's wrong with you?" over and over. Having minions would also be quite helpful.

[marcelshorjian]

> THE JESTER

[echinoderm-of-the-day]

Whilst this may appear to be some sort of art work composed solely of frisbees, it is in fact today’s echinoderm - Dendraster excentricus, commonly known as the eccentric sand dollar or the sea cake.

Image source: https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/145839714

[bogleech]

Its just. So fucking wonderful that an animal can just be a hairy disk. I've known all about them all my life and they just don't ever get boring. I saw them alive in person for the first time just in august at monterey bay.

And that hairy disk is more a cousin to us backbone havers than the vast majority of animal life. Squids and insects and various worms have eyes and brains and limbs like we would recognize but they are all more distant to us than the little faceless crunchy biscuit that sits in the sand on its side and eats seawater.