The Pissed Psychologist

There is always a third option. This is where I reblog things I find entertaining, or make text posts about things I find entertaining, or doodle about things I find entertaining,... Enjoy?

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[grimoiremanifest]

guys im feeling quite vulnerable now and i need u to be honest with me. If an evil palette swapped clone of myself started wreaking general mayhem with villainous intent you'd be able to differentiate him from me right. You wouldnt get us totally mixed up and accuse me of committing all the evil deeds he did

[what-even-is-thiss]

I still find it pretty funny that in fallout 3 you can get your karma down by just opening Moriarty’s terminal over and over again.

The slavers at paradise falls have heard of me. I’m the guy that opens people’s computers over and over again without asking first.

[jarl-deathwolf]

I'm reminded of the original Fable where you get negative 50 karma for divorcing... but only negative 5 for murder.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Well now that’s just silly

[jarl-deathwolf]

You get devil horns and a cloud of flies around you if youre evil enough.

Peasants will scream in fear and run from Dave the Five Time Divorcee

[what-even-is-thiss]

That’s pretty funny actually

[thememedaddy]

[mimic-firstaid]

@habken made art on some old man Grace and I made a dumb little comment saying that Eridian scientists would need to find a way to replicate that old person candy. Then I was graced with this comment by @uhmimpostingart :

And it has been bouncing around in my head… now we all get to suffer ‘cause I share my brain rot doodles

✨ACCEPTING AGE WITH GRACE ✨

[ammnontet]

the haunted game

[psyduckz]

[fuzzy-oooze]

There's this really obscure forgotten DC hero named the Heckler, who's basically buggs bunny as a superhero, not having any powers or physically strong, but just really good at pissing people off until they accidentally deal with themselves.

Now they're interesting, but the REAL star of the show is one of his villains, John Doe the Generic Man, who's this guy in a stark white suit with flat pink unshaded, untextured skin with no features or anything who talks like chatGPT and has black text over his face that explains what he's feeling at the moment. That guy is fucking fascinating.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have just learned an amazing fact.

when Yuri Gagarin, the first human in space, landed in a field and met a couple of locals who were understandably a bit uncertain about his whole deal, the first thing he said was: "Don't be afraid, I am a Soviet like you, but I have come from outer space and I need to find a phone."

[advanced-passenger-train]

the 'CCCP' on his helmet was hand-painted by a ground crewmember just hours before his flight because the U-2 incident was fresh in everyone's minds and they were concerned that it would be dangerous for Gagarin if he accidentally landed in enemy territory without any kind of national identifier

[dragon-in-a-fez]

god that would look even worse to a normal person. imagine a guy parachutes out of the clear sky dressed in something no one has ever seen before and he's got the name of your country clearly written on him by hand at the last minute. like okay buddy sure you're totally not an alien

[scoliosisrick]

JUST TO PROVE TO YOU FREAKS THAT DOOHICKEY'S AREN'T FUCKING STUPID AND "JUST A BUNCH OF ROACH EGGS" HERE IS A DOOHICKEY I COOKED UP THAT IS NEITHER STUPID NOR HAS ANY ROACHES ANYWHERE NEAR IT. WOMEN WON'T TALK TO ME AND IT MAKES ME INFURIATED.

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[sexwitsockson]

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[sharkfiinn]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

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[omgthatdress]

I am still absolutely obsessed with the slur song. Some poor HR manager in Aotearoa has no idea they inadvertently created the gay pride banger of the century. It's everything "Born This Way" was trying to be.

[batshit-auspol]

Of all the enemies to lovers arcs, Australia and New Zealand joining forces to create one of the biggest club hits of the year out of a workplace training module about slurs was certainly not on our 2025 bingo card

[vancouvery]

This is made with love, please listen if you don’t believe me. It sounds nuts that an employee training module would be so incredibly hilarious, but here we are. Here’s a link to it in YouTube. All proceeds go to LGBTQ+ charities.

[ladyterabithea]